Banter Geelong V Richmond - GO!

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Who are the GOATS?

  • Selwood

    Votes: 100 40.5%
  • Dusty

    Votes: 152 61.5%
  • Hawkins

    Votes: 84 34.0%
  • J. Riewoldt

    Votes: 57 23.1%
  • C.Scott

    Votes: 72 29.1%
  • Hardwick

    Votes: 67 27.1%

  • Total voters
    247

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In the interests of keeping your back and forth shite fights out of match threads so normal people can talk.

Keep it clean and above the shorts
Off topic rubbish clogging up match threads will be moved here, knock yourselves out.

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Poor bastards when Is it going to end with these endless chokes 😂

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You really aren't good at this game. The differences is we just won three flags in four years by excellent drafting with top end picks and the blues have won nothing.

You make it so easy to debunk anything you post.
You obviously didn’t read or comprehend all of the post you replied to.

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This is the part that cracks me up. They think pick #1 is gonna rejuvenate the club from a spoon. After they picked Tambling over Franklin. Holy hell they’re lucky Freo is in the league because without Freo Richmond’s drafting would be lowest Pickett. They only lucked out with Martin and he was already on the table in the 2015 because of his behavior. 🤣

Can’t wait for the Richmond version of this.

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We have no choice but to rebuild through the draft, some clubs have to do it this way, I agree the picks won't solve all our issues but it's clear we need high end talent from the draft, maybe if Geelong had a few great kids in the mold of Bartel, S. Johnson, Joel Selwood, Harry Taylor. you would have done better this year. still high-end talent can change your club.
 
We have no choice but to rebuild through the draft, some clubs have to do it this way, I agree the picks won't solve all our issues but it's clear we need high end talent from the draft, maybe if Geelong had a few great kids in the mold of Bartel, S. Johnson, Joel Selwood, Harry Taylor. you would have done better this year. still high-end talent can change your club.
Every club needs high end talent through the draft, Geelong have shown how it works by staying in contention without bottoming out and/or relying on it for almost 2 decades now. Imagine being in the finals for 20 years, Swan St would look like Iraq after a party for that long.
 
You obviously didn’t read or comprehend all of the post you replied to.

Ahh yes i did, ill break it down in layman's terms

They think pick #1 is gonna rejuvenate the club from a spoon.

Its not only pick 1 its our whole draft hand. No one is saying we will jump next year we wont as kids need several years, This draft is deep of talent.

Then you criticised on Tambling that we will pick another average player mind you that was 2 decades ago and these days better intel on players. More recruiting staff etc

More criticising on our drafting.
After they picked Tambling over Franklin. Holy hell they’re lucky Freo is in the league because without Freo Richmond’s drafting would be lowest Pickett.

Weird take have you been in a time capsule :tearsofjoy: and missed 2013-2022, 8 finals series and 3 premierships.

Lol no behaviour issues with martin, good kid, shy country boy. Dees messed up, swans offered us picks 7 and 14 as they knew how good he was but we declined as we had him first on our sheet.

Showing the blues No 1 draftee image and saying can’t wait for the Richmond version of this in a sense you're saying it wont amount to anything.

Weird take considering our excellent drafting of top end talent got us 3 flags.

I know its the banter thread but ffs stop talking utter nonsense as it just makes you come across clueless as ****.
 
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Ahh yes i did, ill break it down in layman's terms

They think pick #1 is gonna rejuvenate the club from a spoon.

Its not only pick 1 its our whole draft hand. No one is saying we will jump next year we wont as kids need several years, This draft is deep of talent.

Then you criticised on Tambling that we will pick another average player mind you that was 2 decades ago and these days better intel on players. More recruiting staff etc

More criticising on our drafting.
After they picked Tambling over Franklin. Holy hell they’re lucky Freo is in the league because without Freo Richmond’s drafting would be lowest Pickett.

Weird take have you been in a time capsule :tearsofjoy: and missed 2013-2022, 8 finals series and 3 premierships.

Lol no behaviour issues with martin, good kid, shy country boy. Dees messed up, swans offered us picks 7 and 14 as they knew how good he was but we declined as we had him first on our sheet.

Showing the blues No 1 draftee image and saying can’t wait for the Richmond version of this in a sense you're saying it wont amount to anything.

Weird take considering our excellent drafting of top end talent got us 3 flags.

I know its the banter thread but ffs stop talking utter nonsense as it just makes you come across clueless as ****.
Oh geezuz. 🥄🤣

I ain’t reading all that. I’m happy for you though. Or sorry that happened… 🤣🎩

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I’ve done it many times already.

Look at my other posts. If you graded each finals series they even out to an average finals record and if you do the same for his GF record it’s below average.

I’ll show you the grading for his GF record as a reference:

Great= 4, Good= 3, average=2, below average= 1 and Poor= 0

89 GF: 15 dis 9 goals (Great, 4 points)

92 GF: 17 did 3 goals (Good, 3 points)

94 GF: 5 dis 1 goal (Poor, 0 points)

95 GF: 11 dis 0 goals (Poor, 0 points)

Total: 7 points from 4 games, 1.75 point average.

1.75 average is a below average GF record. Like I said, it’s not my opinion. He’s very ordinary apart from 1989. You just want to forget it.

That’s fine. That’s grand finals.

The conversation was about finals.
You’ve mentioned 3 games.

That’s a tremendous effort, no, that’s really, really well done.
 
No shit, you played Collingwood and GAJ is an ordinary finals player like his dad. This is well documented.
This is well documented? In your infantile mind maybe.

2007 QF GAJ named in Geelong’s best. Named BOG in PF
2008 QF in Geelong’s best. GF 2nd in Norm Smith (11 votes)
2009 QF in best; PF named best; GF named in best

I won’t go on because point is proven. You lie and post shit
 
Reach all the way to Ukraine for injected substances that were never tested. Just called "Actovegin" via an invoice. No certification records for this,

Geelong just had invoices, Essendon did not.

Your club, made a statement that went to great lengths to deflect, referring to a different treatment in 2007 undertaken in Germany

and

A player public denial of any injection undertaken at the club. The Club made efforts to smoke screen engaging with the club by stating that he had not been to the club.

However

The tribunal ultimately accepted the ASADA submissions, making specific reference to Dank’s link to Geelong in its findings.

The tribunal wrote: “Mr Robinson suggested profiling players, including ‘amino acids analysis’. While at Geelong Mr Robinson used the services of Mr Dank.”


Geelong not subjected to the same WADA investigation that was undertaken for Essendon.
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Ahh yes i did, ill break it down in layman's terms

They think pick #1 is gonna rejuvenate the club from a spoon.

Its not only pick 1 its our whole draft hand. No one is saying we will jump next year we wont as kids need several years, This draft is deep of talent.

Then you criticised on Tambling that we will pick another average player mind you that was 2 decades ago and these days better intel on players. More recruiting staff etc

More criticising on our drafting.
After they picked Tambling over Franklin. Holy hell they’re lucky Freo is in the league because without Freo Richmond’s drafting would be lowest Pickett.

Weird take have you been in a time capsule :tearsofjoy: and missed 2013-2022, 8 finals series and 3 premierships.

Lol no behaviour issues with martin, good kid, shy country boy. Dees messed up, swans offered us picks 7 and 14 as they knew how good he was but we declined as we had him first on our sheet.

Showing the blues No 1 draftee image and saying can’t wait for the Richmond version of this in a sense you're saying it wont amount to anything.

Weird take considering our excellent drafting of top end talent got us 3 flags.

I know its the banter thread but ffs stop talking utter nonsense as it just makes you come across clueless as ****.
lol Spoonmond fans have already drunk the North warchest kool-aid :$
 
This is the part that cracks me up. They think pick #1 is gonna rejuvenate the club from a spoon. After they picked Tambling over Franklin. Holy hell they’re lucky Freo is in the league because without Freo Richmond’s drafting would be lowest Pickett. They only lucked out with Martin and he was already on the table in the 2015 because of his behavior. 🤣

Can’t wait for the Richmond version of this.

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AHAHAHA!! That frame is embarrassing.

Well tiger fans, you have “the chosen ones” merchandise to look forward to shortly. Much like a poor fanily looking forward to a camping vacation while the neighbour down the road (geelong) talks about his upcoming trip to disney world.
 

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lol Spoonmond fans have already drunk the North warchest kool-aid :$
All we know is how it turned out for Essendon when they drank the Geelong Robinson and his friend Dank kool-aid.

Let's talk about what we know, Richmond got the spoon because of all the injuries we suffered this season.

If it goes the way most think it will for us now, we could have a great draft hand, and at the end of a bad season that's a positive wouldn't you say?

We know the '22 special needs met premiers made the top 4 in '24 after missing the 8 in '23, flattered by their top 4 finish this season Geelong looked to take advantage of a weak competition and add an 11th flag. All the Geelong supporters thought they would beat an interstate team at the 'G in PF (and then beat another interstate team in a GF because Richmond with Lynch could beat them at the 'G), but then Geelong at full strength lost 🤣🤣🤣 how do you put a positive spin on that? You call failure success 🤣🤣🤣 I'm sorry, but that's delusional, and that's probaly why only Geelong can have a dynasty littered with failure 🤣🤣🤣
 
Ahh yes i did, ill break it down in layman's terms

They think pick #1 is gonna rejuvenate the club from a spoon.

Its not only pick 1 its our whole draft hand. No one is saying we will jump next year we wont as kids need several years, This draft is deep of talent.

Then you criticised on Tambling that we will pick another average player mind you that was 2 decades ago and these days better intel on players. More recruiting staff etc

More criticising on our drafting.
After they picked Tambling over Franklin. Holy hell they’re lucky Freo is in the league because without Freo Richmond’s drafting would be lowest Pickett.

Weird take have you been in a time capsule :tearsofjoy: and missed 2013-2022, 8 finals series and 3 premierships.

Lol no behaviour issues with martin, good kid, shy country boy. Dees messed up, swans offered us picks 7 and 14 as they knew how good he was but we declined as we had him first on our sheet.

Showing the blues No 1 draftee image and saying can’t wait for the Richmond version of this in a sense you're saying it wont amount to anything.

Weird take considering our excellent drafting of top end talent got us 3 flags.

I know its the banter thread but ffs stop talking utter nonsense as it just makes you come across clueless as ****.
You have had one good era and then decades of perrenial cellar dwellers and mediocrity outside of it. Not exactly how you believe the odds are in your favour when you look at your AFL record since the comp went professional. As a whole you are not a well run club
 
You have had one good era and then decades of perrenial cellar dwellers and mediocrity outside of it. Not exactly how you believe the odds are in your favour when you look at your AFL record since the comp went professional. As a whole you are not a well run club
Not well run lmao we just achieved a dynasty. No 1 for revenue in the AFL, 2nd richest with money in the bank 44 million. The cats have 6.2 mill.

8 flags in the last 57 years says otherwise. Only the hawks have won more in that time. Yep we had a bad period as did the cats before 2007 with 44 years of no flags. Did that slip your mind :rolleyes:

But just for clarity before the dynasty we had a bad period as you know but before that we also had another great period winning 5 flags.
 
Not well run lmao we just achieved a dynasty. No 1 for revenue in the AFL, 2nd richest with money in the bank 44 million. The cats have 6.2 mill.

8 flags in the last 57 years says otherwise. Only the hawks have won more in that time. Yep we had a bad period as did the cats before 2007 with 44 years of no flags. Did that slip your mind :rolleyes:

But just for clarity before the dynasty we had a bad period as you know but before that we also had another great period winning 5 flags.
You have had one good side in the AFL professional era and outside of that you have barely scraped by. That to me is a poor run club. Nobody cares about irrelevant VFL eras of bygone days.

You struggle in the AFL system to develop and sustain success.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day. You guys were mediocre for so long ther eventually you developed s good side. Prior to that you were a cellar dwellar for decades and you have gone back to it now.

Overall in the professional afl era, you are a poorly run club
 
You have had one good side in the AFL professional era and outside of that you have barely scraped by. That to me is a poor run club. Nobody cares about irrelevant VFL eras of bygone days.

You struggle in the AFL system to develop and sustain success.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day. You guys were mediocre for so long ther eventually you developed s good side. Prior to that you were a cellar dwellar for decades and you have gone back to it now.

Overall in the professional afl era, you are a poorly run club

Omg what absolute baloney the 3 flags says otherwise. Do you even know what a poorly run club means. Being No 1 for revenue and 44 mill in the bank says otherwise. You think poorly run clubs can achieve all that. Grow a brain.
 

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