Banter Geelong V Richmond - GO!

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Who are the GOATS?

  • Selwood

    Votes: 100 40.5%
  • Dusty

    Votes: 152 61.5%
  • Hawkins

    Votes: 84 34.0%
  • J. Riewoldt

    Votes: 57 23.1%
  • C.Scott

    Votes: 72 29.1%
  • Hardwick

    Votes: 67 27.1%

  • Total voters
    247

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In the interests of keeping your back and forth shite fights out of match threads so normal people can talk.

Keep it clean and above the shorts
Off topic rubbish clogging up match threads will be moved here, knock yourselves out.

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Will 1990 still be modern era in 50 years?

1990 is a loooong time ago now man. Going on 35 years. It’s not modern.
Its when the national afl system started so absolutely. You guys have absolutely sucked during it also. Your club seems to struggle to succeed in the national full time professional system since zones were abolished especially
 

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Your whole existence revolves around 2007 to 2024 that's it you have nothing else.

So you won 3 flags in 5 years from 2007-2011 no back to back. It took another 11 years to win another.

Before 2007 your last flag was 1963 yikes 44 years what have you been doing in that time choking, you surely weren't winning premierships 😂 😂 😂

Aside from another 12 year period where we won 3 flags you mean.
 
Its when the national afl system started so absolutely. You guys have absolutely sucked during it also. Your club seems to struggle to succeed in the national full time professional system since zones were abolished especially
AFL only exists as far as punt rd for these success starved freaks. A more miserable, entitled supporter base you’ll never find. That massive chip on their shoulder though! 🤣
 
AFL only exists as far as punt rd for these success starved freaks. A more miserable, entitled supporter base you’ll never find. That massive chip on their shoulder though! 🤣
Its not really fair we are even bashing on such a failure of a club.

Its like pushing over a little toddler into thr mud.
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These Richmond fools don’t even understand why they are called 9thmond for a reason.

The fool would be you for your uneducated comment. The tiges have finished 9th, 3 times in the last quarter of a century and the last time was way back in 2008, in layman's terms that was 16 years ago. The hawks 4 times, saints, north & pies the same amount as the tiges 3. Did i say you're not very good at this game do your research hombre 😂

Last 25 years 9th placed team


Hawks 4

Saints 3

North 3

Pies 3

Tigers 3

Bulldogs 2

Blues 2

Eagles 2

Freo 1

Port 1

Cats

Melbourne 1

Bombers 1
 
Aside from another 12 year period where we won 3 flags you mean.

I am pretty sure i said the cats won 3 flags in 5 years 2007-2011 and then took another 11 years to win another (2022).
But geelong crazy keeps going on about our 3 flags but i guess we should be afforded the same luxury as geelong as it took them another 11 years to win another since their last in 2011
 
GeeCHOKE cats hate facts as we trump them in every aspect :clapping:

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What I love is their overlapping dynasty of Grand Final and Preliminary Final chokes.

Choked 5 x Grand Final's in 19 years 1989-2008.

And choked 8 Preliminary Finals in 21 years 2004-2024.

Does anyone here know how to clear a choking cat's airways by any chance? :)

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I reckon the cliff has arrived for Geelong.

Already lost Ablett, Rooke retired. Enright, Bartel, Chapman, Kelly, and Johnson all well past their best, Ling, Corey and Ottens are cooked.

Rough years ahead for Cats fans

Serious question. What do you think will happen when Scott and his assistants go?

You think you’ll just get another same calibre coach? In general I don’t think people have thought about that and just concentrate on the players.
 
Superiors in any sport would be who's been the best performed against each other which the cats are our bitches that's not even open for discussion. 12 finals series and tigers lead 10 to 2 wow that's a ****en mauling. GF's 2 to 1 tigers favour.

Furthermore more flags overall 13 to 10 FACT not open for discussion

A lot richer FACT not open for discussion
More members and more through the gate (attendances) FACT not open for discussion

More prelim chokes, **** not open for discussion the GeeCHOKE Cats win this hands down :tearsofjoy:
Type all that again just to prove how insecure you aren’t. 🤣
 
I am pretty sure i said the cats won 3 flags in 5 years 2007-2011 and then took another 11 years to win another (2022).
But geelong crazy keeps going on about our 3 flags but i guess we should be afforded the same luxury as geelong as it took them another 11 years to win another since their last in 2011

You just won the wooden spoon. You’re here giving it the biggen. Why
 

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I feel a bit sad for the Cats fans. They are hoping that if they throw enough shit at others from the bed they are lying in, people won't look under the sheets where they're scooping it up from.

Clean up your own mess before you tell others to buy a new mattress.

I don’t know what the **** you’re talking about, but it does sound like you actually need a new mattress.
 
Type all that again just to prove how insecure you aren’t. 🤣

Lol lol lol like i said you're not good at this game you literally get rag dolled in every conversation. When it comes to the cats its the opposite of insecure and so it should be as you are our bitches. We own you in finals & GF's so the operative word is confidence hence why our record against GeeCHOKE cats is off the charts
 
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I feel a bit sad for the Cats fans. They are hoping that if they throw enough shit at others from the bed they are lying in, people won't look under the sheets where they're scooping it up from.

Clean up your own mess before you tell others to buy a new mattress.
Richmond fans in denial about their wooden spoon.
 
How much cognitivie dissonance do you need to convince yourselves that a season of only 2 wins is equivalent and brings the same amount of joy and pride as the teams that make and win finals.

Because the last time Richmond spent several years down the bottom we picked up the making of our dynasty team, Cotchin, Riewoldt, Rance, Dusty, Edwards, Bolton, Houli, Rioli, Vlustuin, Grimes etc etc.

On Nov 20th, no one will be remembering any imaginary spoon 😂 all will remembered is Pick 1 RICHMOND
 
Bro you won nothing also do you NOT get this. One team will win the premiership, no prizes for second PERIOD

So. You are the worst team in the competition. Your season was over four, five months ago. What is it you’re bragging over.

Who’s rule is it that you think this is that makes us upset or think ‘hang on this team that played like a messed up abortion is our equal this year because neither of us win the comp’ 😂😂😂
 
So. You are the worst team in the competition. Your season was over four, five months ago. What is it you’re bragging over.

Who’s rule is it that you think this is that makes us upset or think ‘hang on this team that played like a messed up abortion is our equal this year because neither of us win the comp’ 😂😂😂

Lol and you choked once AGAIN and i reiterate you won SFA
Rule say what? hombre i dont care if you are upset or not your team are our bitches in finals we own you.

And seems i need to repeat myself you won your 3 flags and took another 11 years to win another so i guess Richmond too have this luxury cause your fellow posters carrying on like we need to win our 4th like now to match GeeCHOKE. We have time up our sleeve just like the cats from 2011
 
Lol and you choked once AGAIN and i reiterate you won SFA
Rule say what? hombre i dont care if you are upset or not your team are our bitches in finals we own you.

And seems i need to repeat myself you won your 3 flags and took another 11 years to win another so i guess Richmond too have this luxury cause your fellow posters carrying on like we need to win our 4th like now to match GeeCHOKE. We have time up our sleeve just like the cats from 2011

How's the unmitigated gall of these campaigners choking final after final to everyone's amusement then coming here to tell someone else they are no good.
 
Lol and you choked once AGAIN and i reiterate you won SFA
Rule say what? hombre i dont care if you are upset or not your team are our bitches in finals we own you.

And seems i need to repeat myself you won your 3 flags and took another 11 years to win another so i guess Richmond too have this luxury cause your fellow posters carrying on like we need to win our 4th like now to match GeeCHOKE. We have time up our sleeve just like the cats from 2011

So what. We won our three flags, didn’t have to be everyone’s whipping boy at any point, won another, and we are still in there punching rather than bragging about draft picks.

No that’s a great achievement. Having draft picks.
 

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