Analysis Hawks 2022 Hypothetical trades (read the pinned post)

[Strapping Young Lad]

Firstly, the "No Kane Cornes

Kane Cornes

Age

42

Ht

183cm

Wt

78kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

23.5

5star

K

12.5

5star

HB

11.0

5star

M

5.2

5star

T

3.3

5star

CL

2.6

4star

No current season stats available

D

13.0

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.2

3star

" Rule is back

 

[danielG]

Who is Cooper Stephens? Does he play Football? If so f4th should do it

Is the Cats giving us Cooper Stephens for F all their way of asking us not to select Jhye Clark? Make the promise then shaft them as pay back for the Bowes atrocity!!

 

[Davo-27]

Cooper Stephens Draft Profile

DRAFT ANALYSIS: "A tough leader who thrives on the contested ball who will look to build his outside influence within games."

central.rookieme.com

Stephens draft profile.

Well built, only put on more muscle since his draft. Unlucky with a few freak injuries, but seems like his rehab has progressed well. At the moment he seems a similar player to Worpel, which won't be popular with everyone but he has scope to develop into a real inside bull. May as well take another bite at the apple on the cheap.

another limitation he had in his draft year was he was a low 20's disposal player, so not an accumulator and played more outside even though he is strongly built, good kick though and talented player in a bit of space.

 

[lyger]

so Geelong dont want Cooper Stephens so i guess we'll get him cheaper than normal, he was a solid tall midfielder, did his ACL prior to draft, has not dominated at the cats, but could be a good piece for our developing midfield going forward?

Any insight on why Geelong don’t want Stephens? I thought he was rated highly internally?

 

[hawkmang]

So if we get Cooper Stephens we help Geelong with their salary cap instead of the usual helping GWS ?

All $90k of his salary

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

For the Freo lurkers.

 

[Slammen]

I like that you guys have got a sense of humer at least ,but seriously hows Jom's knee ?

 

[hawkmang]

Wow WA education system really kicking goals here.

Please don’t tar us all with the same brush, I did think that school holidays ended last week though

 

[Davo-27]

Thought it was broken leg

oh yea might be a broken leg, i just remember seeing him fall over on the wing holding his knee/leg you're probably right, i think it was a badly broken leg.

 

[Brishawk]

Any insight on why Geelong don’t want Stephens? I thought he was rated highly internally?

They just recruited bowes and bruhn. Can’t keep them all.

 

[Coach Killer]

Direct swap Meek for JOM . you guys pay JOM 1st season at Freo and we pay Meeks first at Hawks .

Mate you can keep Meek and JoM, we’ve got Jack Saunders who according to one BF poster has got some unique qualities that no one on our list or in the draft has.

Cop that.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

I like that you guys have got a sense of humer at least ,but seriously hows Jom's knee ?

its farked. Enjoy.

 

[HairyO]

All $90k of his salary

Thats 20% of Bowes salary. I assume he would be on more than that given he was drafted in 2019.

 

[RoughysMullet]

Direct swap Meek for JOM . you guys pay JOM 1st season at Freo and we pay Meeks first at Hawks .

Straight swap O’Meara for Serong k thanks bye

 

[kenneje]

I like that you guys have got a sense of humer at least ,but seriously hows Jom's knee ?

Well worth a first round pick, some of the best knees that've rolled through Waverley.

 

[Leather Poisoning]

I like that you guys have got a sense of humer at least ,but seriously hows Jom's knee ?

We fixed it.

 

[macdaddio]

I like that you guys have got a sense of humer at least ,but seriously hows Jom's knee ?

Had his best year, probably why he’s been chased by two clubs

 

[Delecate Des]

If anyone wants a funnyish Jurassic Park story read on - if you want trade gossip skim to the next post.

An acquaintance of mine in my formative years fancied himself as a tough guy (mainly mistook his being 40-50kg overweight as being intimidating). We went to see Jurassic Park 3 and like 15 minutes into the movie this mobile phone rings like 3-4 times. This is 2001 so people still got huffy at this stuff and he was one of them - so after a few rings he says at the top of his lungs 'TAKE THAT ******* THING OUTSIDE!!!!' at which point one of the characters in the movie picks up the phone. My group of mates and I were laughing so hard our row of chairs was shaking.

This is the only thing I remember about Jurassic Park 3 other than William H Macy being in it.

Tea Leoni for me!!!

 

[eldorado]

I like that you guys have got a sense of humer at least ,but seriously hows Jom's knee ?

Holding up very well, just needs managing

 

[Brishawk]

I like that you guys have got a sense of humer at least ,but seriously hows Jom's knee ?

He misses a game or two a year. Not necessarily from the knee. It’s well managed now.

 

[VandoHawk]

Can we trade JOM's knee to GWS and Fremantle get the rest?

 

[StillAtLarge]

I like that you guys have got a sense of humer at least ,but seriously hows Jom's knee ?

He lives in a hyperbaric chamber and doesn't train

 

[danielG]

I like that you guys have got a sense of humer at least ,but seriously hows Jom's knee ?

It’s been amputated and replaced with a
Guinea’s pigs knee…

 

[Ballsontheline]

Direct swap Meek for JOM . you guys pay JOM 1st season at Freo and we pay Meeks first at Hawks .

How does piss off sound?

 

[eldorado]

Tea Leoni for me!!!

Oooh yeah!

Just those "Come hither to the boudoir" eyes...

 

[Leather Poisoning]

Can we trade JOM's knee to GWS and Fremantle get the rest?

We'll trade JOM, but won't include the knee unless there's a pick upgrade involved.