What, I had a go at him because he bowled one lazy over after a lunch session, while I guarantee you that the likes of you have bagged him all summer.
I'd love to find your posts, but I'm not that much of a ******** to go searching for old posts.
Mate, Japes pulled your pants down and gave you a agood old fashioned spanking.
Best just to slink off into the shadows after that.