Autopsy Match Simulation, 2023: St.Kilda v Melbourne

[dudeintheswamp]

Red time centre debacle

 

[BrutThough]

That quarter was absolutely putrid.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

2/8th Time
MELB 8.6.54
ST K 2.3.15

 

[PoppedCorn]

Lmfao
Trac taking the absolute piss
Clearance from centre goes bang and goals


On the siren

 

[Geezington]

Season over.

 

[Big 0]

Nas and Hilly are pure silk when ho running, and with Sincs we have the potential for some real class. Would be good if some of the midfielders could win the footy tho

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Evidently we don't have a midfield.

 

[Joffaboy]

Murdered in the guts, poor foot and hand skills, disorganised defence, constant turnovers, simple misses at goal, was it really all Rattens fault or do we just have a very very ordinary list?

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[XhazzafootyX]

Who do I blame now that’s rattens gone

 

[Barrels]

What’s your ice cream order? Flake? Sprinkles? Sherbet?

Chocolate coated with nuts.

The Prince of Whippys.

 

[sasaint]

Well that is deflating. The Trout curse remains as Petrraca again reminds us what the #1 pick should have been.

 

[Moorabbin Ghost]

Season over.

Emergency board meeting tonight.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Chocolate coated with nuts.

The Prince of Whippys.

Is there a Mr Whippy at Moorabbin tonight?

 

[Joffaboy]

Chocolate coated with nuts.

The Prince of Whippys.

Metaphor for our team, soft serve.

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[phantom13]

Not only that but he missed Sinclair with a handball from 1m away in the middle of the ground when we were out.
Looking very underwhelming

That handball was so ****ing lazy and he didn’t follow up his **** up.

 

[Miha]

Melttttt time

 

[George]

2/8th Time
MELB 8.6.54
ST K 2.3.15

 

[Longmembrey]

ECO

 

[Saints43]

Not to worry.
Dees are playing on Saturday round one whereas we don't play until Sunday so they'll be further into their preseason than us.
We're tapering.

 

[Geezington]

Emergency board meeting tonight.

Sack Ross it’s not working

 

[puppy_dog7]

That handball was so ******* lazy and he didn’t follow up his * up.

Dare I say he still looks unfit!

 

[LeonardHayes87]

Not one single thing I can point to and say that was exciting. Nothing to look forward to, nothing to really get me out of my seat. And I can’t even say “it’s just a practice match”.... Melbourne are genuinely toying with us.

 

[jwikked]

Hard to take anything from this given it’s an 8 quarter game. No idea if anyone is getting more than 4 quarters of game time.

Gotta love the junktime goals are still killing us, and if it was up to me I’d be banning handballs. We haven’t been good at them for over 10 years, and they’re a total liability. It’s such a basic skill, so why are we consistently so bad at it?

 

[George]

At least the standards are up

 

[Barrels]

Just a reminder that this is a modified rules practice match in 36° heat.

And we’re missing a few.

Playing a recent Premier.

Save the melts for Round 1 at least…