Autopsy Match Simulation, 2023: St.Kilda v Melbourne

[jwikked]

Reckon we melt if we get done by 34?

I’ll start the sack Lyon thread lol

 

[Saintos The ITK]

I’d love to come
Down for this.
Would anyone like
To sponsor my airfares and accommodation?

 

[Barrels]

Dees by eleventy billion…

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Match simulation eh. I guess I might go down and simulate buying an overpriced beer, simulate abusing the umpire and simulate going home angry and disappointing.

Its not the same thing, its simulation so the intensity is less.
All for practice.
You have to pay the same money for a light beer , but pretend to stagger and get cranky.
Best to say "excuse me , before telling the ump he's a &%$# #%$* with @#$% in his @$#&.
But at least its only fake disappointment. ( except for the disappointment of the light beer ).

 

[SaintsSeptember]

I’d love to come
Down for this.
Would anyone like
To sponsor my airfares and accommodation?

You don't look like Jessica Alba do you?

 

[Saintos The ITK]

You don't look like Jessica Alba do you?

Spitting image except I have back hair.
Are we good???

 

[austinnn]

Spitting image except I have back hair.
Are we good???

He said Jessica Alba, not Jessica Fletcher

 

[gringo2011]

He said Jessica Alba, not Jessica Fletcher

Saintos is from Mount Isa, they are built of steel-plate up there. I have a vision of SaintSeptember getting catfished by a guy that looks like a sunburnt wombat in a wifebeater singlet (but carrying an exotic sandwich). That would be some airport rendezvous.

 

[Remboy]

I’ll start the sack Lyon thread lol

At least wait until George has started the autopsy thread.

 

[saint66au]

If we win its a triumphant start to the RL era

If we lose its a meaningless simulation that the Club had no intention of winning anyway

There..that should save about 14 pages of posts

 

[Ephemeral Hope]

Mitch Owens and Zaine Cordy in the ruck vs Max Gawn and Brodie Grundy who wins?

 

[austinnn]

Mitch Owens and Zaine Cordy in the ruck vs Max Gawn and Brodie Grundy who wins?

The Herald Sun

 

[sammm]

At least wait until George has started the autopsy thread.

I won't start those threads

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Spitting image except I have back hair.
Are we good???

Saintos is from Mount Isa, they are built of steel-plate up there. I have a vision of SaintSeptember getting catfished by a guy that looks like a sunburnt wombat in a wifebeater singlet (but carrying an exotic sandwich). That would be some airport rendezvous.

He probably wouldn't like the accommodation agreement contract then, very likely Jessica wouldn't either.

 

[Barrels]

Mitch Owens and Zaine Cordy in the ruck vs Max Gawn and Brodie Grundy who wins?

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Corn looks like....

 

[DougalHoward]

Corn looks like....

Kane has close set eyes. A sign of low intelligence, same with David King.

 

[MordySaint]

Very excited, Saints by a canter.... if things don't work out.... there is always our trusty dog thread.

 

[Ephemeral Hope]

Very excited, Saints by a canter.... if things don't work out.... there is always our trusty dog thread.

You could assess the state of our season entirely from comparing the comment count in the dog thread vs the game threads at the end of the year

 

[SaintsSeptember]

I’ll start the sack Lyon thread lol

Last time we got him as coach I waited until round 2 before i posted "sack the coach" in a thread.

 

[sammm]

Last time we got him as coach I waited until round 2 before i posted "sack the coach" in a thread.

That took a while to come to fruition

 

[PoppedCorn]

Kane has close set eyes. A sign of low intelligence, same with David King.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

That took a while to come to fruition

I WAS being a bit tongue in cheek at the time.

 

[George]

Can't believe this is next Friday. How quickly everything has gone.

 

[Ephemeral Hope]

Can't believe this is next Friday. How quickly everything has gone.

when can we start melting?