Autopsy Match Simulation, 2023: St.Kilda v Melbourne

[puppy_dog7]

when can we start melting?

Roughly about 7:30pm Sunday the 19th March

 

[George]

when can we start melting?

Friday 4:01PM

 

[Ephemeral Hope]

Friday 4:01PM

Centre clearance to Melbourne goal in 59 seconds is quite fast but I can see it happening. Owens is first up instead of Marshall for some reason. Gawn doesn’t even jump he just goes on his tip toes and reaches over Mitch to tap it straight to Oliver who slams it on the boot.

It goes high in the air but Dougal Howard spoils it when he could have taken an easy mark it it goes to a crumbing Luke Dunstable who side steps the Titanic easily to kick a goal

 

[George]

Centre clearance to Melbourne goal in 59 seconds is quite fast but I can see it happening. Owens is first up instead of Marshall for some reason. Gawn doesn’t even jump he just goes on his tip toes and reaches over Mitch to tap it straight to Oliver who slams it on the boot.

It goes high in the air but Dougal Howard spoils it when he could have taken an easy mark it it goes to a crumbing Luke Dunstable who side steps the Titanic easily to kick a goal

I'm thinking more that senile Ross is penalised by the umpire for wandering around the back of the opening bounce and forgets to get off the field, Petracca awarded the free and 50m penalty, slots it and then climbs the goal post to announce that we should've drafted him 10 years ago.

 

[Ephemeral Hope]

I'm thinking more that senile Ross is penalised by the umpire for wandering around the back of the opening bounce and forgets to get off the field, Petracca awarded the free and 50m penalty, slots it and then climbs the goal post to announce that we should've drafted him 10 years ago.

Is that the rule where we lose all our score for too many being on field?

 

[PoppedCorn]

News - Thread of #ECO

The Richmond Board did it a while back, I figure it's our turn. I'm Emotionally Checked Out folks. Post in here if you are too.

www.bigfooty.com

Ill put this in here
Could come in handy

 

[Tommy Wigs]

Kane has close set eyes. A sign of low intelligence, same with David King.

Low intelligence is very kind to King. Zero would be closer.

 

[George]

Low intelligence is very kind to King. Zero would be closer.

So close together that they close in on themselves. No eyes, he's completely stupid.

 

[sunny3193]

So close together that they close in on themselves. No eyes, he's completely stupid.

Why the Goodfellas avi?
Is this some weird omertà thing?

 

[George]

Why the Goodfellas avi?
Is this some weird omertà thing?

No I just like the movie. Any other intrusive questions, chief? Want to know what colour my undies are today?

Here's a hint - I'm not wearing any

 

[sunny3193]

No I just like the movie. Any other intrusive questions, chief? Want to know what colour my undies are today?

Here's a hint - I'm not wearing any

George goes commando!

 

[Minga]

Anyone know how this will be broadcast yet? Saints website says its TBD but the bombers game the week after is Kayo.

 

[Tommy Wigs]

Anyone know how this will be broadcast yet? Saints website says its TBD but the bombers game the week after is Kayo.

This is only a guess. But I would think no Kayo as it’s not even a proper pre season game. You’d imagine one of the clubs will broadcast it though.

 

[Jade Buddha]

It’s on Kayo

 

[plugger66]

I think Foxtel may do it. I don’t know what kayo is so not sure if they are doing it. I think I may go though but it does eat into my drinking time. Is Linton st the street in Moorabbin?

 

[Sully111]

I'll spend the whole game hoping for no injuries... good times.

 

[Saint_Dos]

I'll spend the whole game hoping for no injuries... good times.

Will be interesting to see how much time Ro spends on ground as he is really the last big man standing (excluding defenders)

 

[plugger66]

Will be interesting to see how much time Ro spends on ground as he is really the last big man standing (excluding defenders)

Well it won’t be about the game for how long he plays even if we are getting smashed or smashing them. It will be all about preparation for all players. Obviously every single fit player will play on Friday night.

 

[plugger66]

Just on this game what does match simulation even mean. I get it when playing against each other but don’t understand when playing another side. It confuses me.

 

[lewdogs]

Just on this game what does match simulation even mean. I get it when playing against each other but don’t understand when playing another side. It confuses me.

Maybe they do things like it's a kick out whether it's a goal or a point in one term and then in another they take it back to the centre each time.

 

[Saint_Dos]

Just on this game what does match simulation even mean. I get it when playing against each other but don’t understand when playing another side. It confuses me.

May have something to do with the modified length/subs etc.

 

[Remboy]

Well it won’t be about the game for how long he plays even if we are getting smashed or smashing them. It will be all about preparation for all players. Obviously every single fit player will play on Friday night.

So you're saying we're playing with 16 players?

 

[Remboy]

Friday 4:01PM

I'm in WA at the moment so more melty time for me.

 

[George]

I'm in WA at the moment so more melty time for me.

What's a WA?

 

[Remboy]

What's a WA?

Another universe.