Autopsy Match Simulation, 2023: St.Kilda v Melbourne

[Sun Ra]

Lethlean is still there because he's a prime mover. He's brought in more energy that anyone else in admin and his elite contact book, that said he's made a heap of missteps and bad calls as well as a good and indifferent ones. I prefer him away from the footy department where he can do less list management stuff because in the right role he may end up being the best we've had.

Satan does have some good points. He calls them his horns.

 

[George]

The scripture will be passed down through generations, but beware, if you say "I’d it’s abou then let’s atrng i M Mm" three times, you will awaken the dead and cause an uprising of evil.






















































Given the originator of the scripture, I'm thinking more Beetlejuice than Imhotep however.

 

[Sun Ra]

would you say he's an indica man, or more the sativa type?

The later, he prefers the "couch lock" effect I reckon.

 

[Sun Ra]

LOL
Bit like last year when we criticise Ratts and got told to STFU that Ratts was fine because the 1st half of the year and he was the best option for us.
Ratts gets sacked same people The club made the right decision. Hilarious

Pretty sure I said they were mad to re-sign him when they did and pretty sure I was wanting him sacked 2 or 3 weeks later
in the hope we could snag Clarkson.

 

[plugger66]

我也有一些

Japanese

 

[Sun Ra]

Japanese

I really think so.

 

[plugger66]

Some of your best work yet Pluggsy!
Sounding like Gerald off Clarkson’s Farm

Why would anyone try to write sensibly on here.

I really think so.

that’s what people turning japanese say to me all the time.

 

[ScrappyDo]

Pretty sure I said they were mad to re-sign him when they did and pretty sure I was wanting him sacked 2 or 3 weeks later
in the hope we could snag Clarkson.

It's amazing how many avid supporters got sucked in by some wins and ignored the fragility, skills and absence of game plan. I was done after round 1and it took some the rest of the season to catch on, and even then were still blaming the players..
It'll take most of the season to get that rabble into something resembling a proper footy team and no doubt there'll be individuals who don't have the patience. But that's why we're here l suppose.

 

[Sun Ra]

It's amazing how many avid supporters got sucked in by some wins and ignored the fragility, skills and absence of game plan. I was done after round 1and it took some the rest of the season to catch on, and even then were still blaming the players..
It'll take most of the season to get that rabble into something resembling a proper footy team and no doubt there'll be individuals who don't have the patience. But that's why we're here l suppose.

Agree. There is the issue of the players vs the list but atm I see that moving in the positive so that's something.

 

[Jesuswasacarpenter]

Why would anyone try to write sensibly on here.

that’s what people turning japanese say to me all the time.

Sensibility and Big Footy are not commonly seen in the same sentence.

 

[Diehard Saint]

Ok lol

All I’m saying is it wasn’t hindsight.
Most people on here were very frustrated with his constant kick-ins.
You too, I believe.

 

[George]

All I’m saying is it wasn’t hindsight.
Most people on here were very frustrated with his constant kick-ins.
You too, I believe.

I'm not looking for an argument, just made a simple observation that I don't believe needed scrutinising lol. I was more of a fan of them than his pirouetting, actually.

 

[Sun Ra]

All this stuff about Phillipou having a big head. I can shut that down now. A mate of mine took his kids to the
scratch match against the Dees and they saw the Pou for an autograph after the game. One of his boys asked
him how he thought he'd go this year. His answer: "I'll be bigger than Jesus Christ."

 

[plugger66]

It's amazing how many avid supporters got sucked in by some wins and ignored the fragility, skills and absence of game plan. I was done after round 1and it took some the rest of the season to catch on, and even then were still blaming the players..
It'll take most of the season to get that rabble into something resembling a proper footy team and no doubt there'll be individuals who don't have the patience. But that's why we're here l suppose.

I’m stil doubting we will be good enough to win the 1966 flag

 

[plugger66]

All this stuff about Phillipou having a big head. I can shut that down now. A mate of mine took his kids to the
scratch match against the Dees and they saw the Pou for an autograph after the game. One of his boys asked
him how he thought he'd go this year. His answer: "I'll be bigger than Jesus Christ."

Yes but I bet they didn’t see him in the shower. As for Jesus Chris he was 5.8 and 64 k so let’s hope so. And his head wouldn’t have been covered by foreskin.

 

[plugger66]

All I’m saying is it wasn’t hindsight.
Most people on here were very frustrated with his constant kick-ins.
You too, I believe.

Are you actually saying gt mate kicks in from full back ahead of Howard? Talking of gt met his youngest son today. A nicer guy you wouldn’t met. Well the mirror on me suggested the nicest 2 guys.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

All this stuff about Phillipou having a big head. I can shut that down now. A mate of mine took his kids to the
scratch match against the Dees and they saw the Pou for an autograph after the game. One of his boys asked
him how he thought he'd go this year. His answer: "I'll be bigger than Jesus Christ."

Uh oh, they'll be burning his records in the southern states of usa now.

 

[stfan]

All this stuff about Phillipou having a big head. I can shut that down now. A mate of mine took his kids to the
scratch match against the Dees and they saw the Pou for an autograph after the game. One of his boys asked
him how he thought he'd go this year. His answer: "I'll be bigger than Jesus Christ."

Well as Jesus was only 166cm, the Poo will be bigger than JC.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Leave Battle where he is I say. Play Sharman, Philipou and the Italian Stallion (even if he's not fit) as tallish fwds next week.
Maybe also give Heath a game and he can chop out the Hammer when he blows up. Who cares if we lose.

Vomiting from exhaustion, is something everyone can learn a lesson from, or is that from drinking? Well that didn't work, lesson still there to be learned in my case, mind you it has been a few decades since i can touch Ouzo.

 

[Sun Ra]

Vomiting from exhaustion, is something everyone can learn a lesson from, or is that from drinking? Well that didn't work, lesson still there to be learned in my case, mind you it has been a few decades since i can touch Ouzo.

It's called getting your second breathe - do it once or twice, you learn to keep going and it's something you
break on through and it's not a problem anymore. Means you are making some progress.

EDIT: I got blind on Southern Comfort once and was sick. Never went near it again.

 

[Dard Ball Get]

Well as Jesus was only 166cm, the Poo will be bigger than JC.

How’d they figure that?

 

[Sun Ra]

How’d they figure that?

His mum marked his height against a door with a pencil and that door was later found by Palestinian archeologists.
May have been Mohammed's bedroom door though, no diff, same dude anyhow. Short ass.

 

[MOLTEN GANGLANDS]

The later, he prefers the "couch lock" effect I reckon.

achsually they've cross polinated for hundreds of years, they're all the same strain now just sayyin

 

[Sun Ra]

achsually they've cross polinated for hundreds of years, they're all the same strain now just sayyin

To a very large extent what you say is true. Dunno about hundreds of years though, more like the last 20 or 30 I'd say.

 

[Saintbloke]

Just want to say how good Kozzy Pickett was on Friday, don't think he was mentioned nearly enough on the broadcast.

Looked flash, but then again I could have accelerated away from our midfield the other day, even with stuffed hammys. No doubt opposition coaches won't be giving him much space once the real stuff begins.