Autopsy Match Simulation, 2024: St.Kilda v Essendon

[Broski]

Grace letting us know that we would like to use the wind this quarter. Riveting.

 

[Dard Ball Get]

Byrnes making a very strong claim

 

[StFly]

This “Grace” commentator is doing my bloody head in.

Apparently the two teams are “Essedon” and “Saint Kilda”, and her grasp of the absolutely bloody obvious would make Mark Taylor sound like a wordsmith…

She has the same sort of "I'm in the middle of a convo and I know I sound stupid, better think of something to, crap, continuing on" break in the middle of a sentence. All she needs is to spruik air conditioning and it's Tubby in drag using a modulator.

 

[Veer Right]

Not 100% sure on Henrys disposal "yet", but i am definitely sold on his ball reading ability and creativity. Keeps putting himself in dangerous spots. Love it.

 

[Verdun66]

Nice signs. Garcia very prominent. Henry looking the goods.

 

[Saintbloke]

Battle looking really good down back. Looks like Lyon is getting the team to go for goals at every chance

 

[Joffaboy]

This no.10 for us isn't bad

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[mighty_sainters]

“Saint Kilda want to use the wind to their advantage” - Grace 2024

 

[Ekomaira]

Higgins... looked 20 out straight in front, goes the left foot snap...

 

[Max the great]

This “Grace” commentator is doing my bloody head in.

Apparently the two teams are “Essedon” and “Saint Kilda”, and her grasp of the absolutely bloody obvious would make Mark Taylor sound like a wordsmith…

I've never witnessed anything this bad in my life in the commentary world.

 

[Saintos The ITK]

Garcia! Get a look at his goal celebration face

It’s Elliott Goblet like

 

[Mowman]

Why Dougal, why.

Because he is just not any good

 

[Barrels]

“Saint Kilda want to use the wind to their advantage” - Grace 2024

 

[MightySaint]

Stop it Pou

 

[Saintbloke]

Still a bit worried about centre clearances- getting done in there

 

[Joffaboy]

Saints defence into the wind looking much better than Essendon's.

I like Grace, she seems to be upsetting you broflakes

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[gubby88]

"all these players wanted to join essendon with this new culture under Brad Scott"

the only culture at that club is in the fridge....

 

[stavro#4]

“Essendon are winning it out of the circle”


Oooo Grace. Poor lass.

 

[Barrels]

I like Grace, she seems to be upsetting you broflakes

Bless your heart, mate, but she’s awful.

Makes Jono Brown sound like Neil deGrasse Tyson.

 

[_Maximus_12]

Pou has the slickest hands

 

[Max the great]

“Saint Kilda want to use the wind to their advantage” - Grace 2024

Every 2 minutes out of nowhere she seems to want to remind us Essendon want to move it slow and take no risks.
Decided she better mention it again when Higgins was having a shot and there was absolutely no relevance to the play.

 

[Verdun66]

Higgins still frustrating….misses some easy stuff.

 

[Saintos The ITK]

Grace sounds like a Swifty.

 

[Verdun66]

Who is Grace anyway?

 

[Mavefromdelburn]

Aaand looks like Battle just hurt his knee trying to collect Gresh