Autopsy Match Simulation, 2024: St.Kilda v Essendon

[Dard Ball Get]

Battle trying to kill Gresh

 

[DougalHoward]

Who is Grace anyway?

Female commentator, aflw player

 

[MOLTEN GANGLANDS]

did we get grace in the PSD? hopefully he can kick fmd

 

[Joffaboy]

Bless your heart, mate, but she’s awful.

Makes Jono Brown sound like Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

Yes I know.
Have used this in the recent past, but Grace, Lily, and Daisy all have presenting voices like an unenthusiastic hand job.

Their voices are terrible

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[gubby88]

Battle up and walking around, good sign

 

[MOLTEN GANGLANDS]

Yes I know.
Have used this in the recent past, but Grace, Lily, and Daisy all have presenting voices like an unenthusiastic hand job.

Their voices are terrible

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you can't be expecting an enthusiastic handjob at your age and weight joff

 

[Dard Ball Get]

Grace sounds like a Swifty.

Nah more a G-Flip operator I’d say

 

[Ads734]

Every centre bounce Pou plays is another step towards hum becoming a mid whether he is good or bad. Keep persisting please.,

 

[CaptainRisky]

Higgins still frustrating….misses some easy stuff.

And even when he kicks them you just wonder how because he looks horrible kicking for goal

 

[George]

How rubbish are the Bombers, full squad out there and down 6 goals at half time

Can't believe they thought vanilla Scott was the answer hahahaha

 

[SteeleSaints]

Be nice to get a report on Windhager? Wasnt it the same game last year he broke his hand lets hope its not repeating.

 

[Broski]

Although far from perfect, I am excited to know that we will have more players that can rotate through the midfield. If we can improve our midfield by even 25% it will make us that much harder to beat. Good start.

 

[Darrian Barnett]

I love the disrespect Owens shows the opposition. "**** you I'm stronger try tackle me" attitude

 

[stavro#4]

Kept Essendon goalless that quarter.

We look lethal when we are allowed to run.

However, we looked susceptible in the clearance’s especially early in that quarter.

Visible at times that it’s the first hit out. Broken tackles. Dropped sodas.

But overall a lot to like

 

[Dard Ball Get]

Be nice to get a report on Windhager? Wasnt it the same game last year he broke his hand lets hope its not repeating.

He’s taking no further part. Probs off for scans if its serious

 

[Barrels]

Same quarter. Same opposition. Same injury.

Oof.

 

[MightySaint]

Enjoying the game style more than anything. Quick and taking good options.
Pou had a very good quarter
Barrels is right on Garcia, definitely has IT
Henry a couple of brilliant moments, pity he dropped the pass from Hill
Wilson will play a fair bit this year
Steele looks back to the player we remember from 2 years ago
Very impressed with Byrnes as well

 

[Moquo]

you can't be expecting an enthusiastic handjob at your age and weight joff

au contraire...when the Mrs considers the alternatives.

 

[mad-saint-guy]

Yes I know.
Have used this in the recent past, but Grace, Lily, and Daisy all have presenting voices like an unenthusiastic hand job.

Their voices are terrible

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The knock on female commentators has usually been that the voice is shrill and grating... Grace's issue is that she sounds like she's 5 Xanax deep

 

[Broski]

How rubbish are the Bombers, full squad out there and down 6 goals at half time

Can't believe they thought vanilla Scott was the answer hahahaha

If Scott is the answer, I don't want to know what the question is.

 

[Joffaboy]

you can't be expecting an enthusiastic handjob at your age and weight joff

Age yes, weight is 90k. I am fit for an old bloke. As far as hand jobs, you get what you pay for

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[Darrian Barnett]

Be nice to get a report on Windhager? Wasnt it the same game last year he broke his hand lets hope its not repeating.

What happened to him? I missed it

 

[Otiman]

Essendon had a few chances they should have taken. Gameplay is a bit closer than the scores suggest.

 

[stavro#4]

How rubbish are the Bombers, full squad out there and down 6 goals at half time

Can't believe they thought vanilla Scott was the answer hahahaha

Their supporters are the biggest drop kicks on big footy.

So to save you some annoyance later. They are missing Peter Wright and Draper

 

[SteeleSaints]

How rubbish are the Bombers, full squad out there and down 6 goals at half time

Can't believe they thought vanilla Scott was the answer hahahaha

Wouldnt get too ahead of ourselves they have some very dangerous players out of that side. There long quick handballing game out of congestion, is opening us up at times.