Autopsy Match Simulation, 2024: St.Kilda v Essendon

[stavro#4]

 

[#1_pigeonracer]

Do you think it really matters? Personally I don't think it does. If you're good enough to win at the SCG, you're good enough to win at the MCG.

I think you missed my sarcasm.

 

[Barrels]

19 scoring shots to 14. Handy.

 

[stavro#4]

19 scoring shots to 14. Handy.

Goalless against the wind though in the 2nd and 4th terms

 

[PoppedCorn]

Qtr 3
5 mins gone
Wilson in

Gun

 

[Sarcoidevo]

Can we change the thread title to Saint Grace vs the Broflakes

 

[PoppedCorn]

Qtr 3
7 mins gone

Henry in

 

[CursingFijian]

We looked so much more structured than Essendon and all the new recruits seemed to fit in nicely which is a credit to the coaching.

I thought our pressure around the ball was generally good for a first game hit out.

Henry looked rusty but you can see he brings a new attacking outlet to the team.

It looked like a tricky wind out there today but i thought our running game was way better than the Bombers.

Hill, Wilkie, Steele, Battle, King, Membrey and Marshall all looked great. Shout out to Campbell who I thought rucked well too.

Hugo and Wilson look like very nice additions. Wilsons run was fantastic and he looks great over head. Looking forward to more of the double fist pump from Hugo too.

 

[jwikked]

I think you missed my sarcasm.

Sorry, I'm good at that lol

 

[jwikked]

Can we change the thread title to Saint Grace vs the Broflakes

Unfortunately she's a Tiger

Averages 6 tackles per game, I like it

 

[Barrels]

Goalless against the wind though in the 2nd and 4th terms

Meh. I’ll take it.

 

[Barrels]

As of tonight…

ROUND ONE

B: Stocker - Wilkie - Battle
HB: Wang.-Mil. - Howard - Bonner
C: Wood - Sinclair* - Henry
HF: Hill - Membrey - Phillipou
F: Owens - King - Higgins
Foll: Marshall - Steele - Crouch*

Int (from): Ross Sharman Windhager* Webster Clark*
Sub: Garcia/Wilson

Em: Byrnes Campbell Caminiti
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*injury permitting

We’ve got 26 legitimate Round 1 likelies, inclusive of Byrnes, with Jones, Dow, and Butler not even being considered for selection yet.

The real top end is still light on, but that’s some mighty handy overall depth.

 

[George]

We’re gonna be dabbing so hard at Marvel
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Lycra comes to mind Dard Ball Get

 

[XhazzafootyX]

New year same old Essendon. **** they are shit

 

[Remboy]

Excellent. Let’s bank the eight points and move on to next week.

 

[stavro#4]

 

[PoppedCorn]

Qtr 4
21 gone

Max taking the piss

 

[Joffaboy]

Qtr 4
21 gone

Max taking the piss

Look I know you are behind in SA, but not 2 hours

 

[austinnn]

Bless your heart, mate, but she’s awful.

Makes Jono Brown sound like Neil deGrasse Tyson.

 

[Geary Is GOAT]

Goalless against the wind though in the 2nd and 4th terms

A couple of hours ago an AFL team went goalless against that wind so its not the end of the world

 

[stavro#4]

Makes me laugh at how many boys raise a hand (to signal a goal) when this gets kicked

Absolutely pure

 

[Joffaboy]

No strapping on Battle Knee end of the game.
Nice to see the Saints boys having a laugh with Gres at game end.

Hard to believe we snagged Wilson @ 18 and Garcia @ 50

 

[stavro#4]

A couple of hours ago an AFL team went goalless against that wind so its not the end of the world

Considering we had abit of talent in that Zebra team today it’s disappointing they didn’t kick a goal for half a game of footy.

 

[Dard Ball Get]

“Broflakes”
It is possible to be shite as a woman.
The bloke was pus too, just not quite as bad.
Who cares anyway, Saint Kilda by 10 11 goals

 

[Otiman]

Pun intended by Harves on "injection of new players"?