Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 8

[backtozero]

Anyone who can name more than two of those players, give yourself an uppercut.

Kyle Cheney, Cam Ellis-Yolmen, Spud Murphy and...Alex Keath?

 

[tribey]

Every time I open Twitter or Instagram I get blasted with either Collingwood tragics (wah Rioli should have got the death penalty) or the ******* AFL itself.

Right now there’s a blog like AFL post about going over to Adelaide to ‘turn off the Power’ and ‘what’s Collingwood’s best win in the past two seasons’.

Just * off

I recently joined a Port Adelaide fan group on Facebook where many within were describing our performance as something to be super-proud of, we proved we can match it with the best, and one even claimed Collingwood are the greatest team of the generation — with the usual breathless praise for Dear Leader.

Mason Cox, Brody Mihocek and Beau McCreery inhabit that forward line, not exactly Franklin, Roughead and Breust, but at this point, sure, why not.

 

[Powerade 08]

Only thing I remember from AFLX is the green team having the boundary ads run through their gurnseys

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Kyle Cheney, Cam Ellis-Yolmen, Spud Murphy and...Alex Keath?

I would ban you, but I have no idea if you are right or wrong

 

[backtozero]

I would ban you, but I have no idea if you are right or wrong

I gave myself two uppercuts just incase.

 

[Alberton Proud]

Footy Classified on a Wednesday night = The Collingwood Footy Show

I particularly liked Eddie hanging Willie on the striking charge and then saying it was probably good he got a week to deal with the racism or words to that effect

Then they cross to some random chick fanboying Eddie who turns out to work with him on Millionaire

It was all very disturbing

 

[Ford Fairlane]

I particularly liked Eddie hanging Willie on the striking charge and then saying it was probably good he got a week to deal with the racism or words to that effect

Then they cross to some random chick fanboying Eddie who turns out to work with him on Millionaire

It was all very disturbing

FC is like those midnight regional TV free to air ads. Get your 30,000 gigalitre rainwater tank and we'll throw in a free sheep! Bargain!

 

[Grave Danger]

Anyone who can name more than two of those players, give yourself an uppercut.

Those not tainted by the 2017 grand final debacle? Although one fella in the front row seems to be showing early signs of The Camp ptsd...

 

[Duck Farmer]

Anyone who can name more than two of those players, give yourself an uppercut.

Riley, Rory, and ... nah, I'm tapped out.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Isn't the top left a baby Chayce Jones

1

Chayce Jones

Age

24

Ht

182cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.0

3star

K

5.4

2star

HB

4.6

3star

M

1.7

2star

T

1.9

4star

MG

178.6

3star

D

8.9

2star

K

4.9

2star

HB

4.0

3star

M

1.4

2star

T

1.6

3star

MG

143.3

3star

D

9.4

3star

K

4.4

2star

HB

5.0

4star

M

1.6

2star

T

1.8

4star

MG

175.0

3star

?

 

[manureid]

Cam Ellis LOLman

 

[Alberton Proud]

Campy McCamp Face ?

 

[Festerz]

FC is like those midnight regional TV free to air ads. Get your 30,000 gigalitre rainwater tank and we'll throw in a free sheep! Bargain!

And the way they run the Monday and Wednesday night shows make it look and sound like 2 different programs.

I often watch Monday night because it has some useful and insight stuff. And while I didn't like Hutchison at first he has turned into a pretty good host who keeps the other panellists in check and knows a lot more about what's happening behind the scenes than he likes to let on.

But haven't watched the Wednesday night show at all this year because it is all about Eddie friggin McGuire and the way he dominates discussion with his shouty views on anything Collingwood.

 

[RossFC]

Kyle Cheney, Cam Ellis-Yolmen, Spud Murphy and...Alex Keath?

Jake Kelly in the top right?

 

[Jonts]

Enjoyed PowerLil give rowe a whack via text just now

 

[TazD]

Enjoyed PowerLil give rowe a whack via text just now

WHAT DID SHE SAY?

 

[gbear]

Enjoyed PowerLil give rowe a whack via text just now

Please share

 

[killtaker1993]

And the way they run the Monday and Wednesday night shows make it look and sound like 2 different programs.

I often watch Monday night because it has some useful and insight stuff. And while I didn't like Hutchison at first he has turned into a pretty good host who keeps the other panellists in check and knows a lot more about what's happening behind the scenes than he likes to let on.

But haven't watched the Wednesday night show at all this year because it is all about Eddie friggin McGuire and the way he dominates discussion with his shouty views on anything Collingwood.

The only things I don't like about Hutchy are:

1) The pantomime theatrics and hand gestures he makes to Lloyd as the end credits run
2) His constant use of 'Footy Clas' (seems to only do it when throwing to the first commercial break)
3) "The five time, yes, five time" - ugh....

 

[PowerLil]

WHAT DID SHE SAY?

You won't believe what she said.

 

[PowerLil]

Enjoyed PowerLil give rowe a whack via text just now

Haha Jonts! Must've turned off by the time they read it out. What did Stephen say?

 

[Festerz]

You won't believe what she said.

Rest assured someone on this thread will find the audio.

 

[Jonts]

Haha Jonts! Must've turned off by the time they read it out. What did Stephen say?

Get stuffed essentially

 

[Lightning_Rod]

Get stuffed essentially

Literally read that in Rowe's typical voice.

On moto g62 5G using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Alberton Proud]

"Get stuffed yah big Lily Head !"

 

[Jimmy95]

In relation to the Bond brothers, Greg Griffin says on 5AA that it's not about money!!!

Can only assume that any payment to them will need to come out of the distribution to the Variety charity.