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TheBrownDog
In fairness aside from the Port Power bit that's how every headline involving him should start.
Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 8
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For a league of 762 players the amount of media coverage revolving around the Daicos boys has been quite pathetic. I so hope they fall apart in finals. Hopefully Nick has spent his time off with injury drinking his own bathwater
Taking Tex won his AA for a few minutes whilst Zak won a "couple of individual gongs"....
- Nov 6, 2014
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The 7 news coverage was basically Tex Tex Tex and a couple of Port boys, and ending in Tex
theouthouse
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Pretty sure this whole season of the crows is being made into a movie starring Steve Carell as Tex: The 40 year old AA virgin.
The crows focused media and even the club themselves seem pretty happy with what was a pretty average year. They finished 10th. Whilst all tex love a thon and all the we would’ve should’ve could’ve, we are the best 10th placed team ever shite really should be music to our ears.
They’ll drink the bath water, they’ll think that finals is their god given right next year, Tex will drop off and they’ll miss finals again. Bookmark it.
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They’ll drink the bath water, they’ll think that finals is their god given right next year, Tex will drop off and they’ll miss finals again. Bookmark it.
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They didn't finish 10th. They finished top 6, moral style.
This board rates our chances as low.
Yep. Morally speaking, 2023 will be remembered for England winning the Ashes and the Crows winning the premiership.
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At first I thought "what did that Greens fella have against footy?", but seems it's just advertising industry jargon...
The feel good campaign teases multiple possible endings of the highly anticipated event. Gavin Wanganeen, Joel Selwood and Brendon Goddard amongst others make an appearance in the 30-second spot.
Jonathon Bernard, AFL creative and innovation director, said: “As a fan, your senses are in overdrive when in attendance at a Finals match. You want to run through a brick wall, scream for your heroes and throw up your meat pie, all at the same time.
“It’s a rollercoaster of emotion and we aimed to showcase that ride in this year’s campaign,” he continued.
Watch the campaign here.
The feel good campaign teases multiple possible endings of the highly anticipated event. Gavin Wanganeen, Joel Selwood and Brendon Goddard amongst others make an appearance in the 30-second spot.
Jonathon Bernard, AFL creative and innovation director, said: “As a fan, your senses are in overdrive when in attendance at a Finals match. You want to run through a brick wall, scream for your heroes and throw up your meat pie, all at the same time.
“It’s a rollercoaster of emotion and we aimed to showcase that ride in this year’s campaign,” he continued.
Watch the campaign here.
About bloody time.
Steve Dore
International Trade Facilitator
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Ambassador Wrinkles calling for a boycott of the SNAFL Grand Final if both his beloved Camry Crows and the hated Ports make it.
Graham Corpes.
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news corpse and c7 must be deeply unsettled about their future without an audience that justifies still rolling out gragra
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Port Adelaide - Connor Rozee Player Sponsor 2020
Port Adelaide - Zak Butters 2019 Player Sponsor
Port Adelaide - Jack Watts Player Sponsor 2018
Port Adelaide - Nathan Krakouer Player Sponsor 2015
Port Adelaide - Matthew Broadbent Player Sponsor 2013
Port Adelaide - John Butcher 2012 Player Sponsor
Beating Port by a kick in an SANFL Grand Final counts as Norwood, Glenelg and Sturt’s greatest moments since the AFL came to town.
Heaven forbid the Maggies or C’reserves get a chance to win one themselves.
Doctor Feel
Shitposter In Chief
Why are we there
RussellEbertHandball
Flick pass expert
Lol.. these vics... "world's best"
They need to build a Chernobyl sarcophagus like structure on rails, but made with those translucent ETFE plastic panels that a lot of the new NFL stadiums have used over the last decade, and slide it across every now and then when it rains a lot. A retractable roof at the MCG will cost a shit load and they will have to knock down all of the Shane Warne stand so it is as high as the northern stands built between 2002 and 2006, if they want to build a retractable roof like Docklands. And they will have to use ETFE panels rather than all steel roof if they want the grass to grow naturally.
Yay - no Kellie Underwood! Except that means she'll probably be doing every game on ABC radio, where I usually go to avoid the inanity of whichever lot are commentating the telecast...
Lol.. these vics... "world's best"
To pay for it, I am guessing that the MCG will demand ALL AFL finals to be played at the MCG for the next 50,000 years.
Lol.. these vics... "world's best"
Their fetishisation of the MCG knows no bounds. It's an ok stadium, but not even in the conversation for "world's best". Not even close, especially when compared to the grand stadiums of Europe. Anyway, rectangular stadiums trump Oval stadiums every single time, by default.
There is absolutely nothing special about the Melbourne Cricket Ground outside its size. Nothing.
Yeah, if you remove size from the equation, the redeveloped Sydney Football Stadium (Allianz) leaves the MCG for dead, in my opinion.
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