Opinion Non-Crows AFL 4: The Centre Cannot Hold

[Slippery Pete]

“A feeble team coached by a feeble man employed by a feeble tv personality”

Last part is certainly true

 

[GROTTO]

Lol, you said that with such authority

His bloody schnoz looks different as well though?

SAS Australia viewers mock Melissa Tkautz and Wayne Carey's faces

Both Melissa, 48, and Wayne, 50, were almost unrecognisable compared to how they looked at the height of their fame, both debuting taut and puffy complexions

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[GROTTO]

Port mods locked one of the threads

Thank you. That just made my night complete. lol

 

[Slippery Pete]

SAS Australia viewers mock Melissa Tkautz and Wayne Carey's faces

Both Melissa, 48, and Wayne, 50, were almost unrecognisable compared to how they looked at the height of their fame, both debuting taut and puffy complexions

www.dailymail.co.uk

Yeah, I saw him on SAS and thought the same…

I thought those fillers were temporary though

 

[GROTTO]

Yeah, I saw him on SAS and thought the same…

I thought those fillers were temporary though

The botox and fillers last 3-4 months.

 

[ABAB]

Port Adelaide are the real deal. That game was full of clangers and desperation, however when they scored goals they did them effortlessly. If not for a few injuries tonight, even after their loss, I would still have marked them as a top four team. Now maybe just outside the four. Don’t get me wrong, I couldn’t be happier with Port losing in round 1. Let’s just not get ahead of ourselves….yet!

Doesn't that say more about the Lions, hence when they decided to play like a top 8 side late in the 3rd and entire 4th quarter, Port Power couldn't keep up with them. Had the Lions kicked straighter this would have been easy 5 goals win to the Lions despite playing like a bottom 4 side for 2.5 quarters.

 

[GROTTO]

To be honest, we want Port to win H&A games and sign Kenny for a contract extension.

All this losing does, is making them yearn for Clarko.

 

[CrowsB4hoes]

To be honest, we want Port to win H&A games and sign Kenny for a contract extension.

All this losing does, is making them yearn for Clarko.

If Clarkson is gonna coach, the AFL won’t allow Port to sign him.

 

[GROTTO]

If Clarkson is gonna coach, the AFL won’t allow Port to sign him.

The Power will say they are keeping Kenny as an assistant.

 

[ABAB]

To be honest, we want Port to win H&A games and sign Kenny for a contract extension.

All this losing does, is making them yearn for Clarko.

If Clarkson want to coach again, the AFL will be signing his $2M a year contract to GCS.

 

[cleanhands]

The botox and fillers last 3-4 months.

Obviously you have been told this

 

[beartoo]

I thought Pear went okay for much of the match. Brisbane lifted in the last and started playing so much better than they had.
Don't write Pear off just yet. They'll be there in September and most likely we will not.

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[GROTTO]

Obviously you have been told this

I thought it was obvious that people knew that botox and fillers is not permanent?

 

[GROTTO]

I thought Pear went okay for much of the match. Brisbane lifted in the last and started playing so much better than they had.
Don't write Pear off just yet. They'll be there in September and most likely we will not.

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This was more enjoyable game than the Prelim Final. It was over in 10mins after the laughing. I kinda felt sorry for them.

Tonight, they were drinking their bathwater at HT.Then got rolled later in the match. Much more satisfying.

 

[Punchy Bassett]

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so much hype, never seen it, field kicking is seriously shit

 

[Bearded Clam]

The AFL will want Clarko to either go to the suns or go down to tassie and get a club happening down there.

they wont allow Clarko to go to port.. because Port are in $13+ million dollars in debt and cant afford to pay clarko without going cap in hand to the AFL for another handout..

and even if Clarko did miraculously end up at port they’d still be no better than they are now. its not just ken, their players are the worlds greatest downhill skiers that crumble at the first sign of pressure. great at beating up the poor sides and go missing against the better sides and its been like this for years, not even clarkson can fix that now.. it ingrained. they simply just aren't that good.

 

[cleanhands]

I thought it was obvious that people knew that botox and fillers is not permanent?

Haven’t seriously looked into it

 

[relapse]

This seems to be the consensus over yonder:

“A feeble team coached by a feeble man employed by a feeble tv personality”

What’s the stat that Kenny is about to claim? By the second or third round he’ll have the record for most games coached without making a GF - something like that

Brad Scott has the longest consecutive streak without a Grand Final (211 games)

Kern's currently at 204 games without a grand final so he'll overtake Scott this year.

Both Bill Stephen (256 games) and Terry Wallace (247 games) have coached more games, but both coached two clubs and their stints weren't consecutive.

 

[Crow till I die]

Yeah, I saw him on SAS and thought the same…

I thought those fillers were temporary though

I thought that was a picture of steven marshall

 

[Geoffa32]

To be honest, we want Port to win H&A games and sign Kenny for a contract extension.

All this losing does, is making them yearn for Clarko.

AFL won't let them spend the cash to get Clarko.

Bassett will be their next coach.

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[relapse]

The AFL will want Clarko to either go to the suns or go down to tassie and get a club happening down there.

they wont allow Clarko to go to port.. because Port are in $13+ million dollars in debt and cant afford to pay clarko without going cap in hand to the AFL for another handout..

and even if Clarko did miraculously end up at port they’d still be no better than they are now. its not just ken, their players are the worlds greatest downhill skiers that crumble at the first sign of pressure. great at beating up the poor sides and go missing against the better sides and its been like this for years, not even clarkson can fix that now.. it ingrained. they simply just aren't that good.

I also don't think Clarko would go to Port.

Their list is built around a group of senior players who are in the twilight of their career.

They have a huge talent gulf in their list when it comes to players who are in their mid to late 20s as they traded their future away for Ryder, Dixon etc.

They're on the verge of needing a rebuild so I can't see their list being appealing to a coach like Clarko.

 

[relapse]

Port usually start the season strongly and use their early form to build their season.

Before tonight their last Round 1 loss was back in 2015.

It will be interesting to see where their season goes from here.

 

[flashcrow]

flashcrow will be all over that, he is our gif expert.

Luckily, Peter Doherty has already done it I was watching the election coverage.

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[StickerMan]

Would be interesting to know if they've been impacted by Covid yet.

Injuries plus losing some key players with Covid could derail their season.

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[flashcrow]

It’s possible I’m overtired…but watching the Ch 7 coverage, is Carey’s face different?

SAS changed him....