Mega Thread Port Forum 'General AFL Talk' Thread Part 6

[Doctor Feel]

Brayshaw added to Saturday night footy, Basils roster scaled back due to "other channel 7 commitments"

Maybe the network is listening and knows everyone thinks basil is garbage.

Brayshaw, Ling, Richardson and Darcy.

For ****s sake 7. Abhorrent group.

 

[Boxx]

I’d rather pay through the nose for shit food than bring food with us and have to wait in the bloody bag check line... nothing like skipping the que like a VIP campaigner.

 

[Alyx]

That's the spirit. Have a different ambassador pester him each week. That couldn't possibly drive him away.

 

[Visenfest]

That's the spirit. Have a different ambassador pester him each week. That couldn't possibly drive him away.

I hope the Crows never change

 

[RossFC]

That's the spirit. Have a different ambassador pester him each week. That couldn't possibly drive him away.

I don't know if this is one of your parody articles or a real thing. Great work regardless.

 

[PatientMental]

That's the spirit. Have a different ambassador pester him each week. That couldn't possibly drive him away.

Worked well in the past...

 

[JayPea14]

Worked well in the past...

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[Rigs]

That's the spirit. Have a different ambassador pester him each week. That couldn't possibly drive him away.

Maybe speak to his wife, Leyton. I'm sure she has a different answer

 

[DaTBird187]

That's the spirit. Have a different ambassador pester him each week. That couldn't possibly drive him away.

And throughout the year he can look forward to visits from a cavalcade of Adelaide's elite twaterati.

Nothing screams "Heaps Good" more than that list of bellends.

 

[CharlieKelly]

And throughout the year he can look forward to visits from a cavalcade of Adelaide's elite twaterati.

Nothing screams "Heaps Good" more than that list of bellends.

Including Gil Rolton’s corpse? That’s f**ked up

 

[OneGreatClub]

And throughout the year he can look forward to visits from a cavalcade of Adelaide's elite twaterati.

Nothing screams "Heaps Good" more than that list of bellends.

Whatever it takes

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

And throughout the year he can look forward to visits from a cavalcade of Adelaide's elite twaterati.

Nothing screams "Heaps Good" more than that list of bellends.

Wes Carr lol

 

[OneGreatClub]

They're even sneaking him into the rare Port headlines lol....


Bring it on: Why Port is relishing heat

PORT ADELAIDE PORT Adelaide is hoping for a long, hot summer as AFL legend turns up heat on Rory Sloane.

 

[finbarr]

Pretty funny they equate not looking for a house in Melbourne with “he’s staying”. He probably already has property in his home town. It’s not as if he’s going to stay in Adelaide post retirement, even if he did remain at the crows his entire career.

 

[xflamedancer]

Apparently they will be building a gaming addiction rehab centre alongside it.

That can't be right, as that would mean they would have to become involved in the local community and interact with it.

 

[manureid]

Glenn Ridge??

 

[finbarr]

And throughout the year he can look forward to visits from a cavalcade of Adelaide's elite twaterati.

Nothing screams "Heaps Good" more than that list of bellends.

A roll call of the damned, if ever I’ve seen one.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

And throughout the year he can look forward to visits from a cavalcade of Adelaide's elite twaterati.

Nothing screams "Heaps Good" more than that list of bellends.

LOL Mark Holden.

If you leave Rory ...

 

[Andre]

And throughout the year he can look forward to visits from a cavalcade of Adelaide's elite twaterati.

Nothing screams "Heaps Good" more than that list of bellends.

How many ambassadors do Port have? Surely it’s something that gets a little more diluted with every addition. I’d rather Port keep our list down in size, with ‘retirements’ from the role when new ones are appointed, then it being an SA dick measuring contest to see who can have more.

 

[Tibbs]

I’d rather pay through the nose for shit food than bring food with us and have to wait in the bloody bag check line... nothing like skipping the que like a VIP campaigner.

Yep, then you go and queue for 15 minutes in a mongrel line for a dry pie and soggy chips ... and get eye-gouged for it!

Makes perfect sense!

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Going a few hours without shit overpriced food and shit overpriced beer should be the easiest thing to do in the world.

 

[mic59]

One thing that will definitely happen if Rory leaves - there will be endless complaints that the free agent compo has not been enough. The cows and the media will demand the same compo that was given to Melbourne and to Geelong for Scully and Ablett although neither of those were free agent moves.

 

[finbarr]

 

[powermacs]

One thing that will definitely happen if Rory leaves - there will be endless complaints that the free agent compo has not been enough. The cows and the media will demand the same compo that was given to Melbourne and to Geelong for Scully and Ablett although neither of those were free agent moves.

My cousin was banging on about how they will match the offer ala Dangerfield. Only problem with that is he was only ever going to Geelong. If Sloan puts himself on the open Melbourne market there is no way the crows will be able to match an offer from Collingwood, Norf ect.

 

[powermacs]

I honestly don’t think the foods that bad at AO. I reckon paying $5 for hot chips or a pie is fairly reasonable. $10.5 beers on the other hand is a different story.