Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 25

[Del165198]

Laird has racked up 40 in enough massive Crows losses to show how meaningless this is. About as damaging as 40 disposals from Matt Crouch.

Ol small eyes is a pretty decent player. He's no Matt couch

 

[edgie]

I hope this meme continues on for years like Roller, Dulmial Gun, and hopefully Easter Anal as well

It will continue until Toumpas finishes the time trial

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[Del165198]

It will continue until Toumpas finishes the time trial

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i can't believe what toumpas said about finishing the time trial

 

[edgie]

i can't believe what toumpas said about finishing the time trial

What did he say

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[240volt]

What did he say

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I can’t believe

 

[Jonts]

Wingard in the top 55 paid players lol

 

[gbear]

Wingard in the top 55 paid players lol

Hawthorn clearly lost that trade! Meanwhile Burton says hi!

 

[Duck Farmer]

What did he say

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Whatever it was he said it bloody well!

 

[GoPorts]

Wingard in the top 55 paid players lol

North have only just stopped paying Polec enough to be on that list

 

[BornPort]

 

[Alyx]

It had been a few years since I last laser cut something Port-related, so...



Edit: If anyone would like one, feel free to send me a message! I am happy to make them for just $5.00 each (plus postage) for BigFooty members.

 

[rogerjames]

If form lines continue I'm convinced Port will utterly destroy them in a final.

Collingwood genuinely look like losing half the times I watch them play. They are down at three quarter time frequently.

We've won a lot of close ones also, but have generally always looked in control and in the lead.

Baffles me that they are considered favorites, but I'm not mad about it.

Hope it stays that way

 

[rogerjames]

Watching his hands after the throw, he clenches his fists and brings them together so it looks like he hand balled.
He did it deliberately.

Sure did. Blatant. If 4 umpires can't pick that up god help us.

 

[Handyandy]

Haha, that’s comedy gold, “got slammed and landed right on the crevasse“, highly dubious. He shat himself and should just own it, a lot more respect if he just said “I farted and followed through”

 

[edgie]

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[EskimoPAFC]

Lol how is the "ben keays incident" him shitting his own dacks and not him ripping the eye wear off another player

 

[afl2004]

Dicky Henderson and now shitty keays

 

[Janus]

Adelaide had more inside 50s, more goal assists and more marks inside 50 than Collingwood. Not by a small margin either. Compare that to their last game where the stats were even across the board and where a close result was actually justified.

If Adelaide were as good as the media thinks they are they wipe the floor with Collingwood. And if Collingwood were actually judged fairly on their performance instead of blowing smoke up their ass for another close finish, people would look at that game and see the cracks that are starting to appear in their gamestyle. They aren’t defending nearly as well as what they have been - and that’s something that De Goey and Sidebottom can’t fix. That’s why they had to bring in Howe.

 

[Handyandy]

Lol how is the "ben keays incident" him shitting his own dacks and not him ripping the eye wear off another player

Imagine in epl, they would have chants ready, hound him for the rest of his career.
My daughter calls him ‘mr hanky, the Christmas poo’
https://articles.listnr.com/sport/a...himself-against-collingwood-an-investigation/

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Ben "The Great Brown Hope" Keays

 

[1954]

There would have to be some surgically trained mud on the mcg for it to get so precisely in Keay's `crevasse' without staining much more of the rear of his goldsbrough morts as well, so Laird's explanation sounds like a load of crap to me.
Keays was either caught short before the game and didn't wipe himself properly, or he did actually himself on the field.

Maybe `We Fly As One' should be changed to `We Crap As One!'

 

[Handyandy]

He was wearing the number 2 guernsey, so maybe it’s a crow thing.

 

[Handyandy]

He shouldn’t be allowed to forget about it. We should get an ex Scotland Yard crime scene investigator and a bunch of experts and do an expose on it. Put his claims to the test.
His missus probably pulled his shorts out of his travel bag and said “I told nicks not to let him share a hotel room with tex again”

 

[bomberclifford]

If there’s not a loud POOOOOOO directed at him at the next few showdowns, I’ll be very disappointed.

 

[Holden Hillbilly]