Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 29

[Doctor Feel]

A scientific pedo. Evil, but supported by peer review.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Pretty sure Papa G hasn't watched a game of footy for at least a decade.

I wish I hadn't watched a game of footy in the last decade.

 

[TazD]

This JUH speculation will all disappear if Butters requests that rumoured trade to the Bulldogs.

 

[Interstater]

Stupid football ad interfering with my cycling broadcast.

 

[tribey]

You clearly don’t play fantasy. One week in a season, like clockwork, Nic Newman scores like prime Gary Ablett.

I have (had) him in Dynasty

 

[Papa G]

Pretty sure Papa G hasn't watched a game of footy for at least a decade.

Yeah Im not really sure how 3 people found this hilarious? I looked up Nic Newman, yeah I kind of recognise him but he's very unremarkable. Been in the system 11 years and only played 134 games. 31 with Swans apparently.

 

[simba_]

Carlton players I know: Nic Newman, Curnow, Cripps, the one who has a twin at the Roos or something

 

[Doctor Feel]

Carlton players I know: Nic Newman, Curnow, Cripps, the one who has a twin at the Roos or something

Name their forward line besides Curnow and McKay.

 

[Holden Hillbilly]

The Western Bulldogs can confirm that forward Jamarra Ugle-Hagan is currently undertaking flexible training arrangements as he deals with personal issues,” the club said.

“With the endorsement of the football program, Jamarra has alternated his training between Mission Whitten Oval and away from the club. The club continues to provide its full support to Jamarra and remains in constant contact with him, his family and his management.

“With Jamarra’s health and wellbeing of paramount importance, the club requests that his privacy be respected during this period.”

 

[JimmyBC]

Name their forward line besides Curnow and McKay.

Brendon Fevola

 

[TeeKray]

Name their forward line besides Curnow and McKay.

Orazio Fantasia

 

[simba_]

Setanta O'Halipan

 

[JimmyBC]

That big guy that can't kick that went to Gold Coast.

 

[Duckimus Prime]

The Western Bulldogs can confirm that forward Jamarra Ugle-Hagan is currently undertaking flexible training arrangements as he deals with personal issues,” the club said.

“With the endorsement of the football program, Jamarra has alternated his training between Mission Whitten Oval and away from the club. The club continues to provide its full support to Jamarra and remains in constant contact with him, his family and his management.

“With Jamarra’s health and wellbeing of paramount importance, the club requests that his privacy be respected during this period.”

Because of what's typical for the AFL:

@Mission Whitten Oval: "Oh hello Sports Integrity Australia Official. Nah, he's in his away from the club training this week."

@.Other Location: "Oh hello Sports Integrity Australia Official. Nah, he's training with the club at Whitten Oval today. Sorry about the lack of notice with the updates, but its all about how Jamarra feels in the morning. Gotta protect his mental health ya know? I reckon we'll have every tied down when he cleans his body... I mean head."

 

[Holden Hillbilly]

CARLTON president Luke Sayers has been cleared by the AFL of any wrongdoing after a lewd image was posted from his social media account earlier this month.

Blues president resigns despite being cleared over lewd post

Luke Sayers steps down as Carlton president after AFL releases its findings into social media post

www.afl.com.au

 

[It Just Is]

CARLTON president Luke Sayers has been cleared by the AFL of any wrongdoing after a lewd image was posted from his social media account earlier this month.

Blues president resigns despite being cleared over lewd post

Luke Sayers steps down as Carlton president after AFL releases its findings into social media post

www.afl.com.au

If I’m reading the sub text correctly, it was his Willy but not his fat fingers that hit send.

Snake escaping cage safely contained in own home.

 

[Holden Hillbilly]

Carlton president Luke Sayers has quit his role at the club in the wake of the “dick pic” scandal.
The AFL on Wednesday found that Sayers’ X account had been compromised in posting the image, including a tag of a senior executive at a club sponsor, but the Blues announced just minutes later that Sayers would be stepping down as president after 12 years with the club !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TazD]

Hopefully Carlton revert to one of their old timey presidents who think everything still works like it did in the 70s.

 

[Grave Danger]

I bet that exoneration by the AFL had conditions attached to it - which took about ten minutes to play out.

 

[Holden Hillbilly]

 

[Doctor Feel]

Yeah so basically he is guilty and the AFL are lying, again.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

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What a relief that BUPA have decided to penalise the charity and not the club...

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[Coobk001]

I genuinely believe we would've won 2014 and 2020 but would've copped 10 goal plus smashings in 2021 or 2024.

Wouldve been spanked in 2020 as we were earlier that year when playing Geelong away.

2014 was the only year we've actually looked likely of winning it.

2020 was the year we should've made it.
2021 was the year we blew an absolute golden ticket but would've gotten pumped.
2024 we were going to get absolutely hammered and were shown as nowhere near deserving in that first final.

 

[Willsy10]

Wouldve been spanked in 2020 as we were earlier that year when playing Geelong away.

2014 was the only year we've actually looked likely of winning it.

2020 was the year we should've made it.
2021 was the year we blew an absolute golden ticket but would've gotten pumped.
2024 we were going to get absolutely hammered and were shown as nowhere near deserving in that first final.

I dunno. 2020 was our most consistent year since 2004. We lost badly to Geelong earlier that year but overall it was a year we were generally fairly honest and reliable and Geelong looked ripe for the picking in that GF.

And we are all too familiar with minor round results being reversed in finals. I don’t think just because we lost to them during the season at the Gold Coast means we would’ve definitely lost to them in a gf at the Gabba.


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[240volt]

I’ve always seen 2014 as our best chance.
Kicked the game away in the first qtr.