We should give her Brad Symes mums number
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We should give her Brad Symes mums number
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Lucky she wasn't sitting in front of us last night!
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Lol imagine being so conditioned to this that you just watch on with no feelings at all.
Pretty dystopian.
Pretty dystopian.
Rozee’s mum is a full blown nuffy. Conor doesn't actually associate with her much. She tries to get involved but trust me, Conor knows how embarrassing she can be.
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As much as players’ families just need to steer clear of social media at all times, I’d also give parents a break about getting emo. They feel this sort of thing differently.
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We’d better NOT go down that same path
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I had a couple of Creed Lagers at the Pirate Life brewery before the game and they just didn't taste right. I remember at the time thinking is this a bad omen.
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I would offer him up for trade this year… we traded out Chad and got good returns, rozee hasn’t had a thousandth of the impact Chad has, not even close. Yet I feel we could get a bit for him. Soft and flakey, the very antithesis of what a Port Adelaide player should be.
chop him now.
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I was there until the 2nd dogs' goal in the last quarter. Bailey Smith, right in front of me.
At that point it was
My longevity can only be put down to the very entertaining middle aged blonde 2 rows in front shouting like a lunatic all night including zingers such as "BONNER YOU SUPERSTAR" and "MARSHALL YOU LOSER" (admittedly the rest was tried and true 'kick it, hit him, why did you kick it?' etc)
Anyway at least she put in a 4 quarter performance unlike the twats in black on the ground and the coke-guzzling loser in the perspex box.
At that point it was
My longevity can only be put down to the very entertaining middle aged blonde 2 rows in front shouting like a lunatic all night including zingers such as "BONNER YOU SUPERSTAR" and "MARSHALL YOU LOSER" (admittedly the rest was tried and true 'kick it, hit him, why did you kick it?' etc)
Anyway at least she put in a 4 quarter performance unlike the twats in black on the ground and the coke-guzzling loser in the perspex box.
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Yep - it simply won't happen under the current regime. Things don't fail 47 times in a row, and then magically start working: a crap system needs to be replaced, not persisted with.
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Port stars just saw their legacies ‘buried’. Now ‘pressure’s coming’ for the coach, who ‘blew it’
Port stars saw their legacies ‘buried’. Now ‘pressure’s coming’ for coach who ‘blew it’
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The milk in my cereal turned.
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There's actually a bit of Brad Symes about Connor. Hope I'm wrong.
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I know nobody wants to hear this but last night was definitely one of those nights where everything that could go wrong did go wrong. I heard Justin Leppitsch talk during the week about the 2018 prelim where Collingwood beat Richmond and how in reviewing the game they were staggered at how often the ball would just bounce the perfect way for a Collingwood player to get a quick break or a quick hack kick forward would just land straight in a Collingwood players arms, etc. This actually happened to us last night. I'm not planning on watching the game back but if you do I reckon you'll notice how often the ball just falls their way. Sometimes you just have those nights.
Of course, this doesn't in any way excuse our performance. We sucked and deserved to be smashed. But just some context to the bare horror of the margin.
Of course, this doesn't in any way excuse our performance. We sucked and deserved to be smashed. But just some context to the bare horror of the margin.
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It's depressing because next year, all results will be meaningless until the Preliminary Final if we can get back there again.
Calling it now: Our 2022 campaign starts with the PF.
Calling it now: Our 2022 campaign starts with the PF.
lol at anyone who thinks this could be Melbourne 2018 for us.
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Bottom 2 next year then?
I haven't looked for it but has anyone at the club apologised to supporters for last night's performance? I don't mean things like Tom Jonas's denial of responsibility. I mean an actual, unequivocal apology.
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The chicken-egg factor of that lot enabling last night’s hot garbage with their unwavering cheerleading of pedestaled personalities is lost on them.
It's strange, but in the round 23 game I never at any stage thought we were going to lose. Even when we conceded the first four goals and kicked all those points in the second quarter, I thought we were always on top in general play and that it would eventually be reflected on the scoreboard.
Last night was the complete reverse. After they kicked their third goal I was certain the game was lost. Even my wife, who knows nothing about football and has no interest in it, turned to me and said: "Port don't look like they're ready for this game". She then offered to leave the room in the hope that it might bring them some luck if she didn't watch but I told her not to bother as I knew there would be no comeback this time.
It's great that our players got to sleep in their own beds in the lead up to this game but it would have been even better if they'd bothered to get out of them.
Last night was the complete reverse. After they kicked their third goal I was certain the game was lost. Even my wife, who knows nothing about football and has no interest in it, turned to me and said: "Port don't look like they're ready for this game". She then offered to leave the room in the hope that it might bring them some luck if she didn't watch but I told her not to bother as I knew there would be no comeback this time.
It's great that our players got to sleep in their own beds in the lead up to this game but it would have been even better if they'd bothered to get out of them.
From SEN app, Rendell names our pretty boys:
While some Port Adelaide players can hold their heads high - namely Ollie Wines, Travis Boak and Riley Bonner - former AFL recruiter Matt Rendell believes that nearly a dozen of their teammates should be “embarrassed” with their effort.
Speaking on SEN’s FootySA, he named the Power players that need to improve both physically and mentally if the side is ever to reach a Grand Final.
“I’m just disappointed in nearly a dozen of their (Port Adelaide’s) players,” Rendell said.
“Whether they’re physically and mentally tough enough to win a premiership with this team, and I’m going to name names.
“They all had disappointing games last night, in the most important game of the year, they were really ordinary.
“(Connor) Rozee, (Zak) Butters, (Orazio) Fantasia, (Peter) Ladhams, (Ryan) Burton, (Dan) Houston, (Todd) Marshall, (Darcy) Byrne-Jones - what’s happened to your form from last year as an All-Australian – Karl Amon, (Steven) Motlop and (Miles) Bergman.
“They all need to get physically and mentally tougher next year if they want to win the flag.
“It’s alright for them to play really pretty football, and they are really good footballers.
“They play pretty football when there’s no adversity and they’re winning contested ball.”
While some Port Adelaide players can hold their heads high - namely Ollie Wines, Travis Boak and Riley Bonner - former AFL recruiter Matt Rendell believes that nearly a dozen of their teammates should be “embarrassed” with their effort.
Speaking on SEN’s FootySA, he named the Power players that need to improve both physically and mentally if the side is ever to reach a Grand Final.
“I’m just disappointed in nearly a dozen of their (Port Adelaide’s) players,” Rendell said.
“Whether they’re physically and mentally tough enough to win a premiership with this team, and I’m going to name names.
“They all had disappointing games last night, in the most important game of the year, they were really ordinary.
“(Connor) Rozee, (Zak) Butters, (Orazio) Fantasia, (Peter) Ladhams, (Ryan) Burton, (Dan) Houston, (Todd) Marshall, (Darcy) Byrne-Jones - what’s happened to your form from last year as an All-Australian – Karl Amon, (Steven) Motlop and (Miles) Bergman.
“They all need to get physically and mentally tougher next year if they want to win the flag.
“It’s alright for them to play really pretty football, and they are really good footballers.
“They play pretty football when there’s no adversity and they’re winning contested ball.”
No, we'd need Mick Nunan for that.
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