KANGAS UNDERCOVER
Mentored by Julian Assange, the lovable lunks convince an imbecilic Essendon supporter with frosted blonde tips, acid wash jeans, big complicated chunky Reeboks bought from Sims Sports on Puckle Street and one of those hideous pleather letterman jackets (Gyton Grantley) to be their patsy and stand for the board ... with hilarious and unexpected results.
Absolutely 100% description of your average deadshit Essendon supporter.