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Unofficial Preview Richmond vs Geelong - DEA007 in: Corio Royale
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Senatorguesty
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...and flags!
How many have you seen live?
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Harden up sunshine, clearly you dont know what banter is.
telling you to piss of is banter.....nah just joking i like your input so far
you can stay .....and i have seen 5 RFC flags all PED free
...what about you
Senatorguesty
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telling you to piss of is banter.....nah just joking i like your input so far
and i have seen 5 RFC flags all PED free
Holy crap!
Thats taking banter to a level I didnt know existed.... I'm speechless.
On your last sentence, I've see 3 flags PED free
Equus
????????????
I went to Geneva and saw a lot of flags outside the UN HQ. Top that.Holy crap!
Thats taking banter to a level I didnt know existed.... I'm speechless.
On your last sentence, I've see 3 flags PED free
Senatorguesty
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I've seen pictures of the UN HQ, and did it while waving a Cats flag.
So me = you + 1!!
BOOYAH!
Holy crap!
Thats taking banter to a level I didnt know existed.... I'm speechless.
On your last sentence, I've see 3 flags PED free
are you sure?
Senatorguesty
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I have a letter that someone has told me about, that I havent actually seen, that says we are all clear.
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We want part two!!!
Ah then continue about your business then
Equus
????????????
Suspense levels building......
Don't let down your fan bro! His two posts are only in your unofficial preview thread!!!
Quite creative but , in the movies , doesn't 007 always win at the end of the two hours?
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Jesus Harmy, it's a banter thread. it's all good brother.
Anyway, enough talk of flags.
Let's talk about windows. Not the car door windows that must be shut when driving through Corio or Norlane or St Albans Park or Newcomb or Whittington or North Shore (Ok, you get the picture).
Let's talk about the giant window that is shutting on Geelong FC. it's been an amazing ride folks but it has to come to an end...
Sitting onJesus Harmy, it's a banter thread. it's all good brother.
Anyway, enough talk of flags.
Let's talk about windows. Not the car door windows that must be shut when driving through Corio or Norlane or St Albans Park or Newcomb or Whittington or North Shore (Ok, you get the picture).
Let's talk about the giant window that is shutting on Geelong FC. it's been an amazing ride folks but it has to come to an end...
Cutty
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Corio Royale Part 2
Dea moved quietly through the entrance and penetrated the facility. Billy’s words rang in his ear, something in the water... Dea hadn’t noticed any large tanks on his way in so the source of the water should be somewhere inside.
He crept along the hallway, past the warehouse labelled “Handbags” and discovered the showers. He turned the faucet and collected a sample of the water. His pocket performance testing kit registered nothing unusual so he moved on to the next room.
The change rooms were empty as Dea scanned the area. A second sweep brought to Dea’s attention the fact that the number 4 locker was ajar. Dea opened the locker and out fell a photograph:
Written on the reverse side was a note
Dearest Andrew
I’ll never forget this magical night that we spent together. You have touched me in ways I never thought possible. I’m so glad that we are ‘team’ mates.
Love
Joel
Dea investigated the locker in greater detail and found Mackie’s My Little Pony Princess secrets Diary. After sifting through sickeningly sappy amateur poetry and clip outs of One Direction members he found an unusual bottled water wrapper that had the following inscribed: Ingenii Fons the Spirit of Geelong. The wrapper indicated that it was bottled at 80 Refinery Road Corio, this was the best lead Dea had and he was bound to follow it.
Dea pulled up at the address in Stokechez’s modified lowrider, stirring the dust in a totally dramatic way. The entrance to the building was decidedly uninviting, a rusted over roller door emblazoned with an image of a winking cat and poorly written Ingenii Fons. Dea raised the roller door carefully and stepped inside.
The building inside was pitch black with darkness, the only source of light was the beam shooting through underneath the partially raised roller door. Dea sourced his pen-torch from inside his pocket and used it to navigate deeper into the facility.
This was not a typical bottling plant; in fact it seemed more like a temple. Lit candles arranged in the shape of the number 5 were everywhere, Blue and white abounded. Hoops of all sizes filled the halls.
Dea moved deeper into the facility and came upon a cavernous room, criss-crossed with gangways and scaffolds. In the centre stood a proud white marble fountain ringed with blue tiles. Dea approached the fountain cautiously. He stretched out his hand to touch the waters within when he was abruptly interrupted.
“Magnificent, isn’t it 007” Stated Selwood as he approached.
“Water features usually work best on the outside of a property Joel”
“The value of this piece far exceeds its aesthetic features”
“What is so special about this run off anyway?”
“This is no mere run off 007; this water has been blessed by God himself. After the 1995 Grand Final loss, Gary Ablett Senior loaded up on hallucinogens and spent three days in a sensory deprivation tank to help assuage the loss. The water in this fountain is the very same water that filled the deprivation tank.”
“And you blokes drink this stuff?”
“We are infused with the power of God when we do. Bomber Thompson re-discovered this fountain in 2007, just before we played Richmond that year, the rest as they say, is history.”
“Don’t remind me... Thank god for the Demons and 186”
“I’m afraid that I cannot allow you to leave 007, the source of our power cannot be exposed”
And with that Selwood charged at Dea. Dea attempted to land several punches and kicks on Selwood but Selwood’s ducking mastery ensured that Dea scored no hits. Selwood was too fast for Dea and soon had him on the defensive. The pair fought their way across the giant room, Dea attempting to put space between himself and Selwood.
Dea calls out Mackie’s name and uses the temporary diversion to ascend onto the gangways attached to the roof. Selwood chases after him with frightening speed, preventing Dea from having the time he needed to unholster his gun.
The pair continued to battle across the gangway and Dea finally manages to connect with a punch of substance. With Selwood pushed back by the blunt force of the blow, Dea charged at him. Selwood recovered quickly however and ducked. As Dea went over the top of Selwood, he raised his body to flip Dea over the railing on the gangway. The momentum carried Dea over and down directly into the fountain...
Dea emerged from the fountain shining in glory, bursting with talent. Selwood snarled in rage and leapt down from the gangway to face Dea. Selwood charged but Dea was now untouchable. The world appeared to move in slow motion for him and he parried Selwood’s attacks with absurd ease.
Dea decided that fun time was over. He grabbed both of Selwood’s fists and head butted him. As Selwood was reeling from the blow, Dea the executed a perfect spinning roundhouse kick into Selwood chest that sent him through several walls. Selwood attempted to continue but only managed to stand upright for a moment before falling back down and drifting into unconsciousness.
“That guy really is a hard as a cat’s head” Dea remarked “Now time to level the playing field”
Dea rolled an empty 40 gallon Drum over to the fountain and filled it to the brim. He then sealed the drum to transport back to Punt Road and empty into the swimming pool at Tiger land. Once this was done he packed the fountain with plastic explosive and got clear of the blast zone.
“Time to make some Kitty Litter” Dea quipped as he detonated the bomb.
Dea then loaded the precious barrel into Stokechez’s lowrider and bounced his way back to Punt Road.
Tigers by 10
Dea moved quietly through the entrance and penetrated the facility. Billy’s words rang in his ear, something in the water... Dea hadn’t noticed any large tanks on his way in so the source of the water should be somewhere inside.
He crept along the hallway, past the warehouse labelled “Handbags” and discovered the showers. He turned the faucet and collected a sample of the water. His pocket performance testing kit registered nothing unusual so he moved on to the next room.
The change rooms were empty as Dea scanned the area. A second sweep brought to Dea’s attention the fact that the number 4 locker was ajar. Dea opened the locker and out fell a photograph:
Written on the reverse side was a note
Dearest Andrew
I’ll never forget this magical night that we spent together. You have touched me in ways I never thought possible. I’m so glad that we are ‘team’ mates.
Love
Joel
Dea investigated the locker in greater detail and found Mackie’s My Little Pony Princess secrets Diary. After sifting through sickeningly sappy amateur poetry and clip outs of One Direction members he found an unusual bottled water wrapper that had the following inscribed: Ingenii Fons the Spirit of Geelong. The wrapper indicated that it was bottled at 80 Refinery Road Corio, this was the best lead Dea had and he was bound to follow it.
Dea pulled up at the address in Stokechez’s modified lowrider, stirring the dust in a totally dramatic way. The entrance to the building was decidedly uninviting, a rusted over roller door emblazoned with an image of a winking cat and poorly written Ingenii Fons. Dea raised the roller door carefully and stepped inside.
The building inside was pitch black with darkness, the only source of light was the beam shooting through underneath the partially raised roller door. Dea sourced his pen-torch from inside his pocket and used it to navigate deeper into the facility.
This was not a typical bottling plant; in fact it seemed more like a temple. Lit candles arranged in the shape of the number 5 were everywhere, Blue and white abounded. Hoops of all sizes filled the halls.
Dea moved deeper into the facility and came upon a cavernous room, criss-crossed with gangways and scaffolds. In the centre stood a proud white marble fountain ringed with blue tiles. Dea approached the fountain cautiously. He stretched out his hand to touch the waters within when he was abruptly interrupted.
“Magnificent, isn’t it 007” Stated Selwood as he approached.
“Water features usually work best on the outside of a property Joel”
“The value of this piece far exceeds its aesthetic features”
“What is so special about this run off anyway?”
“This is no mere run off 007; this water has been blessed by God himself. After the 1995 Grand Final loss, Gary Ablett Senior loaded up on hallucinogens and spent three days in a sensory deprivation tank to help assuage the loss. The water in this fountain is the very same water that filled the deprivation tank.”
“And you blokes drink this stuff?”
“We are infused with the power of God when we do. Bomber Thompson re-discovered this fountain in 2007, just before we played Richmond that year, the rest as they say, is history.”
“Don’t remind me... Thank god for the Demons and 186”
“I’m afraid that I cannot allow you to leave 007, the source of our power cannot be exposed”
And with that Selwood charged at Dea. Dea attempted to land several punches and kicks on Selwood but Selwood’s ducking mastery ensured that Dea scored no hits. Selwood was too fast for Dea and soon had him on the defensive. The pair fought their way across the giant room, Dea attempting to put space between himself and Selwood.
Dea calls out Mackie’s name and uses the temporary diversion to ascend onto the gangways attached to the roof. Selwood chases after him with frightening speed, preventing Dea from having the time he needed to unholster his gun.
The pair continued to battle across the gangway and Dea finally manages to connect with a punch of substance. With Selwood pushed back by the blunt force of the blow, Dea charged at him. Selwood recovered quickly however and ducked. As Dea went over the top of Selwood, he raised his body to flip Dea over the railing on the gangway. The momentum carried Dea over and down directly into the fountain...
Dea emerged from the fountain shining in glory, bursting with talent. Selwood snarled in rage and leapt down from the gangway to face Dea. Selwood charged but Dea was now untouchable. The world appeared to move in slow motion for him and he parried Selwood’s attacks with absurd ease.
Dea decided that fun time was over. He grabbed both of Selwood’s fists and head butted him. As Selwood was reeling from the blow, Dea the executed a perfect spinning roundhouse kick into Selwood chest that sent him through several walls. Selwood attempted to continue but only managed to stand upright for a moment before falling back down and drifting into unconsciousness.
“That guy really is a hard as a cat’s head” Dea remarked “Now time to level the playing field”
Dea rolled an empty 40 gallon Drum over to the fountain and filled it to the brim. He then sealed the drum to transport back to Punt Road and empty into the swimming pool at Tiger land. Once this was done he packed the fountain with plastic explosive and got clear of the blast zone.
“Time to make some Kitty Litter” Dea quipped as he detonated the bomb.
Dea then loaded the precious barrel into Stokechez’s lowrider and bounced his way back to Punt Road.
Tigers by 10
Moley Russels Wart
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Part 2 is fricking brilliant. Great stuff Cutty.
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