Autopsy Round 16, 2021: Collingwood v St.Kilda

[#1_pigeonracer]

FULL CUT

L'Chaim!

 

[gringo2011]

When they choose cauliflower instead of broccoli next to your snags n gravy, you start thinking.. maybe I kill for the first time tonight

I thought you Brunny folks ate vegan cauliflower steaks with blanched kale and ancient grains that taste like cat food.

 

[SaintersUnite]

Earlier in the year one of the fox footy shows showed some of Ross kicks into F50, cant remember who but they commented "kick like that and your not a mid"

David King it was I believe


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[bird_man]

People get worked up because he stops a game day thread that supporters were enjoying being well in front and seemingly cruising to an easy win. He says he was pissed and had obviously was in a good mood when he found out how far up we were in the game and shuts down a thread that he wasn't contributing in because he thought it would be a fun thing to do.

Thanks for explaining to me what happened again. I'd forgotten.

 

[Mowman]

David King it was I believe


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Yep, he said put him to flank

 

[George]

Anyway, really liked McKenzie today. Got a bit of dash and did ok with the ball

 

[SaintSteele9]

I mean, glass half full is we put ourselves into an unassailable (just…) position, so we did plenty right for a lot of the afternoon.

We seem to have very very little capacity to stem opposition momentum though. Our good and bad are still a worryingly long way apart.

 

[LiterallyNobody]

I thought you Brunny folks ate vegan cauliflower steaks with blanched kale and ancient grains that taste like cat food.

And activated almonds and alkalised water.

#****offPeteEvans

 

[bird_man]

Man does silly thing, man doesn't ackowledge silly thing, people go wtf!!?

Are you referring to Harvey's game plan in the first 3 qtrs?

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Also since the smashing at the hands of the dogs we haven’t lost a match by more than two goals.

we’re going places I tell you.

Not finals or a premiership or anything but certainly we are going some…. Places….

 

[Yawkey way]

Uhh, ok. We won the game. I'm going to enjoy it.

We just knocked off collingwood coming of the back of smashing the reining premiers last week, you’d think people would be happy.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Anyway, really liked McKenzie today. Got a bit of dash and did ok with the ball

McKenzie is a gun when conditions are shit

Bloke is a wet weather specialist

 

[bird_man]

He's always been a more outside mid and he got his speed back in 2021. I think he's not like he was at his best but he's had much better games this year. He played well as that HFwinger hybrid a few times. I doubt we'd get fu** all for him so might as well push him out to depth.

Yeah he's be handy depth but I suppose it's up to him if that's what he wants to be.

I'd be happy to offer him a basic wage but I'd imagine there'd be some interest in him

 

[jwikked]

We just knocked off collingwood coming of the back of smashing the reining premiers last week, you’d think people would be happy.

Hard to ignore the 4th quarter where we very nearly got ran over. We went missing in a big way, it should ring alarm bells.

 

[triggering bro]

Can only keep 1 who you keeping ?

Billings Dunstan Ross

LOL

Dunstan

 

[aussierulesrules]

Webster

21 disposals (@90% DE, in slippery conditions)
10 contested possessions
11 intercept possessions.

Having a very good year.

We’d have very good depth back there if we had all of the following available

Hill
Sinclair
Clark
Webster
Coffield
Paton

Howard
Wilkie
Highmore

Just need a good shutdown fullback and we’ve got a very good backline, with excellent depth.

We have most of the pieces we need for a good team.

If we can get most of them out on the park together.

 

[Noidenous]

We just knocked off collingwood coming of the back of smashing the reining premiers last week, you’d think people would be happy.

Or we allowed ourselves to get rope-a-doped by 16th place Collingwood circa 2021.

 

[D2D3]

Glad I missed that last quater

 

[Jack Stevens]

I know that everyone here has a hard on for Bytel, but Ryan Byrnes is the best midfield prospect we've drafted in God knows how long. Second year and he already looks like he genuinely belongs. For me it's the best thing to come out of 2021.

Also Dan Mackenzie is at critical risk of becoming unironically good. Massive contributor again this afternoon.

 

[MrFoster]

Can only keep 1 who you keeping ?

Billings Dunstan Ross

LOL

If we can get 2 first round draft picks out of Billings and Ross, it’s a no brainer... both on big wages and do not impact the games nearly enough.. bring in younger mids like Bynes and Bytel I’d say.. and keep Dunstan, just ask him to tag opposition best player and handball more than kicks..

 

[Dard Ball Get]

Beggars belief that we’d be in the 8 if we hadn’t dropped just one of the recent winnable games, we are dogshit

 

[aussierulesrules]

If we can get 2 first round draft picks out of Billings and Ross

Not a chance in hell unfortunately.

 

[sauce_head]

Does any other club’s players whinge at the umpire more than Collingwood? They needed to cop some 50m penalties for umpire abuse but they were allowed to carry on like pork chops. Not a good look for the AFL.

 

[SaintersUnite]

If we hadn’t have lost to Melbourne, Essendon, Richmond, Port, Bulldogs, Geelong, Sydney and the Crows, we’d be top of the ladder!


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[triggering bro]

If we can get 2 first round draft picks out of Billings and Ross, it’s a no brainer... both on big wages and do not impact the games nearly enough.. bring in younger mids like Bynes and Bytel I’d say.. and keep Dunstan, just ask him to tag opposition best player and handball more than kicks..

Band 2 or 3 for Billings or a pick around 20-30.
Is Ross a free agent? Regardless, pick 40.

Take both picks & run.