Autopsy Round 16, 2022: Carlton v St.Kilda

[Hayes4PM]

Well Carlton showed tonight they are streets ahead of St Kilda in 4th gear. Maybe a little strategy involved. Might get a free pass in the first week of finals.

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Stop trying to coin the phrase "streets ahead"

 

[gringo2011]

I’m sure it’s been said in amongst all the posts congratulating our heroes, but just how good was Paddy Ryder?

Particularly with Ro forced off the ground in the last.

The old bloke just kept battling away.

LEGEND!

LOVE HIM!

He lifts when he has too. His hit outs to advantage are huge. He's an absolute warrior.

 

[Ephemeral Hope]

What a total shock right

Players must have seen him come on And thought who the **** is this bloke?

 

[gringo2011]

Stop trying to coin the phrase "streets ahead"

Might have been one of those dead end cul de sacs by the look of it. Found the wall at the end.

 

[AirWinmar]

Was worried Marshall may have been carrying an injury, but he was immense and looked to be moving very well. Marking everything in sight

 

[Ephemeral Hope]

I realised what it is. It’s his closing speed. Unlike our other defensive wingers he’s ****ing fast so when he springs at a player to corral them or tackle them they can’t get away.

 

[gringo2011]

Was worried Marshall may have been carrying an injury, but he was immense and looked to be moving very well. Marking everything in sight

He started like a house on fire.

 

[NorthcoteDee]

Carlton won the free kick count 21 - 9. Umpiring was clearly favouring the Blues. Despite that, the booing by their fans was outta control, and was doing my head in.

Well done Saints.

 

[austinnn]

Just getting started baby. Gonna go harder than Marc Murphy’s missus at a Saint’s function

Gotta say you've been coming out with some beauts lately, none better than the dwarf joke but this is a corka too lol! My new favourite poster!

 

[Browny2Carlisle]

Stop trying to coin the phrase "streets ahead"

Where he normally finds his mum working

 

[jwikked]

Just getting started baby. Gonna go harder than Marc Murphy’s missus at a Saint’s function

And I'm gonna enjoy it. Gonna enjoy it as much as Marc Murphy sitting in his designated sitting chair in the corner of the bedroom.

 

[lewdogs]

That was one for the true believers.

 

[Ephemeral Hope]

That was one for the true believers.

Never in doubt

 

[ep2018]

Brilliant win against a decent Carlton and the umpires as well. Good luck next week against freo reckon you have their measure if you play at your best.

 

[saintbill]

Great win Saints. Very pissed, just got home from the game. Time for a whisky and replay. Giddyup.

 

[Longmembrey]

They had to hold Hunter up to sing the song.
By God that’s what we want our team to be about.
*en hard and *en tough.

Need a photoshop of Hunts as Weekend at Bernie's

 

[my name was taken]

Well Carlton showed tonight they are streets ahead of St Kilda in 4th gear. Maybe a little strategy involved. Might get a free pass in the first week of finals.

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Funfact; football teams are not cars,


But if they were
Carlton

 

[prophetic1]

How sweet it is to be so disgustingly wrong! Even my own family rubbing my doubt and recent lapse in faith right in my face! Its beautiful!

 

[StCicatriz]

Live from George house
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No word of a lie I just threw up

Trying to clean up by pouring household bleach into my eye balls.

 

[gringo2011]

Great win Saints. Very pissed, just got home from the game. Time for a whisky and replay. Giddyup.

I’m having to go to bed from the whiskey. Im so drunk. I just ate cold take away to hide my drunkenness from my wife. I hope I don’t spew in the bedroom.

 

[jwikked]

Funfact; football teams are not cars,


But if they were
Carlton

What I don't understand about that scene: Was that pile moved by hand? By machine? Quite clearly the Triceratops isn't dropping that kind of load like that.

 

[StCicatriz]

Nas has found his feet I reckon should see some growth from here

 

[Ads734]

For those who love to hate on our drafting

Sinclair - Rookie passed by every team two years running

Marshal - Rookie Sane as above

Wilkie - Rookie

Battle pick 39

 

[70s sainter]

Nas added some desperate defending and contested ball to his game in the space of a week . I wanted him out . Credit to the club for keeping him in and hes benefited from that. His best game.

 

[The_Steadier]

Killed it on Curnow tonight. Only time he got it was a soft hold free.

Wilkie was good but let's not get ahead of things.
1.4.

On practically any other night charlie instead kicks 4.1 and we lose