Opinion Sack Hinkley 10 - UnTENable

[PortPortPort]

Best 7-3 team around. I remember 11-4.

 

[western royboy]

Scott Gullible more like.

Gents - allow me to join some dots

Scott Gullan grew up in Colac. Reckon he won the League B&F in the Camperdown & District Under 16 comp in about 1985. Around the same time “Kenny from Camperdown” was tearing up the Hampden League

 

[EskimoPAFC]

If I never have to hear about Camperdown ever again once this bloke is gone I'll be very happy.

 

[Contested Marx]

The one portion of Port Adelaide supporter base that Kane can't stand at the moment
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Imagine this level of posturing about being top 4 thanks to a lot of luck and 2 seconds shorter in that match, we'd be outside 8

But "don't lose many players" and "win/loss" blah blah blah what a bellend

But yes let's compare ourselves to a bunch of clubs that can at least move on a dud coach when they see one

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Kenny's record speaks for itself.

You get what you deserve.

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[Grave Danger]

Gents - allow me to join sone dots

Scott Gullan grew up in Colac. Reckon he won the League B&F in the Camperdown & District Under 16 comp in about 1985. Around the same time “Kenny from Camperdown” was tearing up the Hampden League

No need for Kenny to waste time and money schmoozing this dude with skinny lattes and smashed avo on toast then?

 

[Alberton Proud]

Except Gillespie wasn't sacked - he took the Pakistan job, instead of staying here for the last year of his contract.

Surely there's a AFL coaching role coming up in Tajikistan

 

[simba_]

in the 'Southern Power: Destroying a Juggernaut' film, who would play the key contributors?

Hinkley: Chevy Chase
Rucci: Steve Buscemi
Whateley: Tom Hanks
Koch: Kevin Spacey
Richardson: Steve Carrell
Chad Cornes: Mark Wahlberg

 

[Steve Dore]

in the 'Southern Power: Destroying a Juggernaut' film, who would play the key contributors?

Hinkley: Chevy Chase
Rucci: Steve Buscemi
Whateley: Tom Hanks
Koch: Kevin Spacey
Richardson: Steve Carrell
Chad Cornes: Mark Wahlberg

Surely Chad Cornes would be played by Alan Ritchson.

 

[Cheesey Mac]

The one portion of Port Adelaide supporter base that Kane can't stand at the moment
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I loved how he casually glosses over the issues by just saying "yep, there's been some shortcomings". Spent 4 seconds acknowledging that Ken is a loser, but knows he gets more reaction by doing his Colin Cowherd schtick and rinsing the members for having memories longer than 10 weeks. I mean, "yep, there's been some shortcomings" followed by blaming umpires for Ken never getting to a GF and saying how much the players love him is nothing if not designed to get angry reacts from us, the white noise majority, of our fan base.

If Kane never played for us then he'd be treating Ken worse than he treats Bevo.

 

[Alberton Proud]

My kids thought this was hilarious. 20 seconds to go, 5 points down, and Ken is motioning 'forward' like they wouldn't work that out on their own.

Fcuk the 6-6-6 rule

Get forward you morons !

 

[longdonkey]

Fcuk the 6-6-6 rule

Get forward you morons !

yeah we'd had an earlier warning as well, so you can imagine losing the chance to win on a 6, 6, 6 free kick.

 

[PAFC66]

If I never have to hear about Camperdown ever again once this bloke is gone I'll be very happy.

I stopped at that shit hole the other day on a long haul and had a $6 small coffee at some tin shed. I asked if they knew who ken hinkley was , the girl had no idea , which is odd as Vic media make it sound like he's Mayor of the place , I then I sat down and enjoyed my coffee with a grin and got out of there never to return.

 

[simba_]

Surely Chad Cornes would be played by Alan Ritchson.

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OK yeah he's good for Chad or Dixon for sure

 

[Del165198]

My kids thought this was hilarious. 20 seconds to go, 5 points down, and Ken is motioning 'forward' like they wouldn't work that out on their own.

Knew the cameras were on him

 

[longdonkey]

in the 'Southern Power: Destroying a Juggernaut' film, who would play the key contributors?

Hinkley: Chevy Chase
Rucci: Steve Buscemi
Whateley: Tom Hanks
Koch: Kevin Spacey
Richardson: Steve Carrell
Chad Cornes: Mark Wahlberg

Alan Rickman in his present state would be a good Whateley - got the right whiney voice.
Bit hard on Steve Buscemi that he might be able to look as dishevelled as Rucci.

 

[Del165198]

How in the ever loving **** is this moron getting credit for this win?

If it was Bevo, the story would be all about how lucky the Bulldogs were to get away with it, and how it's bevos fault they were 7 goals down against a bottom 4 club.

Celebrate the win, enjoy it, because it's pretty rare to win like that. But for all intents and purposes the game should be analysed/treated as a loss. If Mitchell doesn't shut up shop then we lose by 5 goals.

The focus should be on working out why we were so utterly piss poor for 3 quarters.

Again it's master stinkley that somehow engineered a miracle with Willie nailing a difficult chance then DBJ with a 1 in 100 hail Mary.

 

[Del165198]

Alan Rickman in his present state would be a good Whateley - got the right whiney voice.

 

[Peninsula Boy]

in the 'Southern Power: Destroying a Juggernaut' film, who would play the key contributors?

Hinkley: Chevy Chase
Rucci: Steve Buscemi
Whateley: Tom Hanks
Koch: Kevin Spacey
Richardson: Steve Carrell
Chad Cornes: Mark Wahlberg

Great title, Simba. Here's my go.

Hinkley - Chris Farley
Koch - Kevin Spacey
Davies - John Banner - Sergeant Schulz from Hogan's Heroes
Richardson - Julian Beck - Reverend Kane from Poltergeist 2
Rucci - Paul Dano
Kane Cornes - Jane Lynch
Chad Cornes - Dolph Lundgren
Whateley - Paul Reubens

Writer - David Williamson
Director - depending on the way you wanna go, I want horror, absurdism and laughs - early Peter Jackson, Terry Gilliam or Christopher Guest

That will have to do for now.

I'm buying a ticket.

 

[philreich]

I loved how he casually glosses over the issues by just saying "yep, there's been some shortcomings". Spent 4 seconds acknowledging that Ken is a loser, but knows he gets more reaction by doing his Colin Cowherd schtick and rinsing the members for having memories longer than 10 weeks. I mean, "yep, there's been some shortcomings" followed by blaming umpires for Ken never getting to a GF and saying how much the players love him is nothing if not designed to get angry reacts from us, the white noise majority, of our fan base.

If Kane never played for us then he'd be treating Ken worse than he treats Bevo.

Maybe Kane has forgotten that the winning grand final he was a part of came just 20 days after Essendon's last win in a final. The time for "have a bit of patience until Ken gets it right" has well and truly passed - why are we apparently so feral for wanting change NOW???

 

[Enviable Tradition]

If Kane really annoys you then the best way to get back at him is to totally ignore him.



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[Interstater]

You can't take the Glenelg out of the Kornes.

 

[1954]

The one portion of Port Adelaide supporter base that Kane can't stand at the moment
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How the f*** Kane Korner ended up in the national footy media is at times mind boggling, maybe it's all about being the token South Aussie in a Vic-centric situation, while BT who is way past his use by date can sometimes sound like he is a gnat's appendage from losing the plot completely which has to at least suggest the `talent' waiting in the wings for these roles isn't that flash at all.

 

[chiwigi]

How the f*** Kane Korner ended up in the national footy media is at times mind boggling, maybe it's all about being the token South Aussie in a Vic-centric situation, while BT who is way past his use by date can sometimes sound like he is a gnat's appendage from losing the plot completely which could suggest the `talent' waiting in the wings for these roles isn't that flash at all.

It's nothing to do with talent. It's who you know.

 

[1954]

It's nothing to do with talent. It's who you know.

Fair point.