Opinion Sack Hinkley 6 - Kochblocked

[JimmyBC]

Ferret head

 

[Enviable Tradition]

To be fair - the crows would have sacked Ken by now.

It's horrible because it's true.

 

[Harlott]

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/power-stuck-in-a-u-bend-waiting-for-flush/news-story/19144d2fff345daa882480649981c94c

Wow. Comparing that to what he writes now….

 

[Loony Juice]

I heard on FiveAA the other day that Koch lost his luggage when he went to his daughter's wedding (presumably overseas). I wonder if Hinkley sent her a present

Yes he did get her a present
24 pack of coke zero

SACK STINKLEY & KOCH & RUCCI & CARDONE & RICHARDSON & JORDAN

 

[Loony Juice]

He was soft on Ken even before taking up the Goebbels role at the club they are obviously mates.

And other quotes

"Propaganda works best when those who are being manipulated
are confident they are acting on their own free will." ~ Joseph Goebbels

"A lie told once remains a lie but a lie told a thousand times becomes the truth" ~ Joseph Goebbels

"If you tell a lie long enough, it becomes the truth." ~ Joseph Goebbels

 

[killtaker1993]

"Don't judge us after the home and away season. Judge us at the trials." ~ Joseph Goebbels

 

[longdonkey]

View attachment 1450587
I’ve just run the calcs.

Anyone able to make this data more visually appealing?

EDIT: We’ve never been better than 50% against top 4 teams and that was back in 2014.

Spread the word everyone.

Stats don’t lie.

Here you there's too much data for a twitter post but I've done my best

 

[longdonkey]

try again

 

[Thunderer]

Sack hinkley hire Clarkson we win 6 of the next 7 premierships. Happy days.

cArEfuL wHaT yOu wIsH FOr, derp.

 

[Ilias M]

If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it.

~ Michelangelo Rucci

 

[Del165198]

And if thou gaze long into the abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.

- Darth Hinkius on what happens if we ever selected a new coach

 

[chachi11]

If I open a can of Coke in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"

~ Ken Hinkley

 

[JimmyBC]

If Donna makes a toastie with brown bread & low fat cheese is it still a toastie?

~ Ken Hinkley

 

[Loony Juice]

'Kenny is the root of all evil'

 

[PowerBaz]

If I open a can of Coke in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"

~ Ken Hinkley

Depends how loud sky racing is blaring out of your Ford Falcon.

 

[Loony Juice]

Kenny took this too literally

 

[MrChow]

I was part of Jazzercise class. It was an aerobics routine accompanied by loud music, sounding quite awful to me. Jazzercise was popular in the '80s and '90s.

Ken Hinkley - no longer relevant

 

[Schulzenfest]

To be fair - the crows would have sacked Ken by now.

The Crows would've sacked Ken at least four times over by now. Ken doesn't survive 2016, 2018, 2019 or 2022 at the Crows.

 

[afl2004]

I'm just tired of thinking about him , went from crying as a young guy after bad losses and heart rate pumping and anxiety when port was playing even during the hinkley era.

last 3 years just don't give a shit and hoping we lose this year is really sad tbh

 

[edgie]

Imagine ken coaching a team that didn't have players like Wines, Gray, Boak, early Wingard, Rozee, Aliir, Ryder, Dixon etc etc.

He's had all the talent in the world to play with and delivered * all.

Can you imagine him coaching the crows list? He'd make Nicks look like a mastermind

Remember that time Ken had Schulz on the list and he still managed to be Coleman medal runner up despite having to put himself at half back for the benefit of Jake Neade and Matt White?

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[edgie]

Primus was, obviously, not a good coach.

But in his years he aimed to remove the Cornes presence, and Rucci was put on the same level as every other journo.

In hindsight, he was not a complete thickhead. He had some idea about the culture he wanted to make for the club. He let players walk when the didn't want to be at the club.

Hinkley probably manages to convince Pearce, Chaplin, and Ben Jacobs to stay. And maybe they do.

Yikes.

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[afl2004]

Remember that time Ken had Schulz on the list and he still managed to be Coleman medal runner up despite having to put himself at half back for the benefit of Jake Neade and Matt White?

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Remember the dogs game in 2014 when Schulz was in defence and just smashed the ball long and Matt white ran from like 90 metres out too an open goal

 

[afl2004]

Primus was, obviously, not a good coach.

But in his years he aimed to remove the Cornes presence, and Rucci was put on the same level as every other journo.

In hindsight, he was not a complete thickhead. He had some idea about the culture he wanted to make for the club. He let players walk when the didn't want to be at the club.

Hinkley probably manages to convince Pearce, Chaplin, and Ben Jacobs to stay. And maybe they do.

Yikes.

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10x the human of hinkley, Koch and others at our club

 

[PowerBaz]

10x the human of hinkley, Koch and others at our club

Primus delivered as many GF appearances too.

 

[JimmyBC]

Yea Primus wasn't head coach material but he had the right idea about certain players being weeded out.. get him on list management.

Anyway Matt will always be a welcome past club champion when Hinkley has pissed off with his millions never to be seen again.