Opinion Sack Hinkley 6 - Kochblocked

[MrPlow]

I would bet ken worse than other long term coaches, GWS, Geelong, Richmond and so on

He’d have to be one of the worst across all teams since 2013.

An average of 32% against top 8 teams and 21% against the top 4. That’s deplorable

 

[Jojay]

Rename Alberton, Hinkleton

and it's the Ken Hinkley Football Club

coz even the PAFC as we remember it may never recover from this

 

[Spadge]

Basically those stats mean that Hinkley has turned Port into the quintessential flat track bullies who wilt under pressure against the top teams

We didnt need those stats to tell us what we already knew

 

[Del165198]

Basically those stats mean that Hinkley has turned Port into the quintessential flat track bullies who wilt under pressure against the top teams

We didnt need those stats to tell us what we already knew

Yeah but how good is beating gold coast?

 

[StuMan]

What in tarnation?

This is just outlandish. We made a prelim last year for God's sake.

 

[philreich]

Yeah but how good is beating gold coast?

And how good is it to make those inspirational comebacks against the top teams. Yes, we never actually get over the line against them, but the fact that we never give up shows our fighting spirit.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

What in tarnation?

This is just outlandish. We made a prelim last year for God's sake.

Well we're on track for his worst record against top 4 teams and his worst record against top 8 teams so no.

 

[RossFC]

What in tarnation?

This is just outlandish. We made a prelim last year for God's sake.

This guy gets paid actual money to say crap like this.

 

[chachi11]

What in tarnation?

This is just outlandish. We made a prelim last year for God's sake.

Rucci is just trolling us at this point.

 

[El Zorro]

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I’ve just run the calcs.

Anyone able to make this data more visually appealing?

EDIT: We’ve never been better than 50% against top 4 teams and that was back in 2014.

Spread the word everyone.

Stats don’t lie.

Great information. However, it needs to be benchmarked vs other teams. Otherwise, there is no context. Is 32% vs top-8 good, bad or horrible? I wouldn't suggest doing this for every other team, but maybe for a few selected teams. One that you would consider worse than us (say GC, Carlton, Essendon?) and one that has been consistently good (say Richmond? Sydney? Geelong?).

 

[Jojay]

This guy gets paid actual money to say crap like this.

Wouldn't expect anything less from a Koch appointed employee of the club.

 

[MrPlow]

Great information. However, it needs to be benchmarked vs other teams. Otherwise, there is no context. Is 32% vs top-8 good, bad or horrible? I wouldn't suggest doing this for every other team, but maybe for a few selected teams. One that you would consider worse than us (say GC, Carlton, Essendon?) and one that has been consistently good (say Richmond? Sydney? Geelong?).

Good idea

 

[Steve Dore]

ken stinko is well on track to achieve his FOURTH 10th place finish... in TEN YEARS. what an absolute loser

Fourth tenth place finish and if you count the year he overachieved slightly and we finished ninth that's 50% of the seasons he coached at Ports.

How's the stability?

 

[malcheski]

View attachment 1450587
I’ve just run the calcs.

Anyone able to make this data more visually appealing?

EDIT: We’ve never been better than 50% against top 4 teams and that was back in 2014.

Spread the word everyone.

Stats don’t lie.

I ran similar numbers but based off a W/L of the opposition for the previous round i.e Hawthorn was top 4 in rd2 this year but isn't a 'top 4' team to see if i could trend Hinkley lead sides not getting up for big games.

Every H&A game from 2013-2022:

 

[PA88]

Basically those stats mean that Hinkley has turned Port into the quintessential flat track bullies who wilt under pressure against the top teams

We didnt need those stats to tell us what we already knew

We didn't but others do! The decision makers, the happy clappers, and all the Whateley types of the footy world.

 

[PepeSilvia]

Have hinkie become sack yet?

 

[philreich]

Rucci is just trolling us at this point.

"Yes I know we're the only team in recent memory to lose by 10 goals against Hawthorn, and I'm also aware that we registered our first ever goalless first half in round 4. But apart from those minor glitches, Ken is coaching better than ever."

 

[Del165198]

Fourth tenth place finish and if you count the year he overachieved slightly and we finished ninth that's 50% of the seasons he coached at Ports.

How's the stability?

Imagine ken coaching a team that didn't have players like Wines, Gray, Boak, early Wingard, Rozee, Aliir, Ryder, Dixon etc etc.

He's had all the talent in the world to play with and delivered **** all.

Can you imagine him coaching the crows list? He'd make Nicks look like a mastermind

 

[Del165198]

Have hinkie become sack yet?

Yes

 

[PA88]

He’d have to be one of the worst across all teams since 2013.

An average of 32% against top 8 teams and 21% against the top 4. That’s deplorable

I wonder how this stacks up with Choco as coach.

 

[dirty2]

Sack hinkley hire Clarkson we win 6 of the next 7 premierships. Happy days.

 

[killtaker1993]

I heard on FiveAA the other day that Koch lost his luggage when he went to his daughter's wedding (presumably overseas). I wonder if Hinkley sent her a present

 

[Loony Juice]

'White noise'......... but in saying that how else do you show your frustration? write a letter and pop it in the post? Club survey?

Another stuck record moment brought to you by Loony Juice (and my inner kampaigner)

Email them repeatedly, being sure to cc/bcc every email address

membership@pafc.com.au
email@pafc.com.au
corporate@pafc.com.au
ceo@pafc.com.au
customerrelations@pafc.com.au
davidkoch@pafc.com.au

LET'S GET THOSE EMAILS GOING EVERYONE

GIVE THEM SOME REAL WHITE NOISE TO THINK ABOUT

 

[Loony Juice]

AFL 2019: Ken Hinkley confronted the Port Adelaide board asking them to assure him of his job two weeks ago

as soon as anyone dares mention the word "SACK" hinkley barges into the board office and stares them down and they cower like pansies and hand him an extension.

WHAT SORT OF CLUB LETS THE COACH RUN THE ENTIRE ORGANISATION? THE COACH IS MEANT TO BE SUBSERVIENT TO THE BOARD

And we have the double bonus that 'our' 'board' is SUBSERVIENT to the vfl.

What an absolute disgrace. It is the metaphorical equivalent of a new car, with a boot full of fleece track pants and a roof rack with a pallet of bacardi breezers, parked in a Crackton back street with the keys in it.
And then being genuinely bewildered when it's gone the next morning.

SACK KERNEL KLINKLEY

 

[Pt Augusta Power]

Imagine ken coaching a team that didn't have players like Wines, Gray, Boak, early Wingard, Rozee, Aliir, Ryder, Dixon etc etc.

He's had all the talent in the world to play with and delivered * all.

Can you imagine him coaching the crows list? He'd make Nicks look like a mastermind

To be fair - the crows would have sacked Ken by now.