Roast Sack Koch - Chairman of The Redeem Team

[Ilias M]

Kochie stated that he looks at the data and named those who recommend Hinkley extension. What data and I want a copy of the minutes from the board meeting


Let's look at the data:

• 0-4 (0%) in Preliminary Finals
• 29-29 (50%) in night games at Adelaide Oval
• 10-11 (47.6%) in Showdowns
• 33-3 (91.6%) vs GC/StK/NM

Ken Hinkley

Seasons: 11
Wins: 147
Losses: 100
Win%: 59.5

Finals series: 6
Wins: 5
Losses: 7
Win%: 42

Prelims: 3
Wins: 0
Losses: 3
Win%: 0

GFs: 0
Contract Extention: Yes

And from the genius after the game we got...

'We were handed a valuable lesson'

~ Ken Hinkley

Supporters must make a statement where it hurts and that's money, A clean out needed in a big way

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[Pablo Escobar]

CHASING GULLIBLENESS

 

[Jojay]

Wonder what spin he will use when the crows go past us next year.

 

[Sheeds]

Has Richmond appointed a new Senior Coach yet? Only reason I ask is I see this afternoon that Jacob Koschitzke has requested a trade to the Tigers. David Koch told us this morning players do not go to a club without the Senior Coach locked in.

 

[Contested Marx]

They finished 16th last year, we finished 11th LOL. DATA

With a list that arguably went backwards

 

[hOUTkley]

The more I think about it, the idea of laying flowers and RIP Port Adelaide/sack koch/sack hinkley signs under the sack hinkley sign on Port Rd sounds better and better.

No doubt about it - these ****s see 2023 as a success.

 

[Alberton Proud]

How did we manage to go from a ruthless, win at all cost, football club, to a, jeez, credit to us for winning some games this season. It is quite incredible how low the standards have become with each passing season.

It's all arse about

The Standards have followed the Results
As the Results have got progressively worse so have the Standards to justify them

The Results should actually follow when the Standards have been set
And then if you don't get the Results you have a good valid reasons to make meaningful change

 

[Duck Farmer]

Kokhead referring to the club being 2nd best at anything as some type of plus is as far removed from the PAFC I grew up supporting as it is possible to get, and his comment re the midfield letting kern down, and then the follow up of it being a whole club problem, was the each way bet of the millenium.

When Koch told WGT to go and learn about the club, he was referring to Glenelg.

 

[Us against the rest]

CANCEL YOUR MEMBERSHIPS

Already have.

 

[TazD]

Has Richmond appointed a new Senior Coach yet? Only reason I ask is I see this afternoon that Jacob Koschitzke has requested a trade to the Tigers. David Koch told us this morning players do not go to a club without the Senior Coach locked in.

Thats a silly argument. Richmond are a big club. We're lucky to be playing in their league.

 

[Jojay]

So what do we actually have to do to get rid of him? Like, is there any process that we as Members can undertake?

 

[Grave Danger]

Could've posted this in a number of threads, but Captain Queeg Kosh's one will do...

 

[Us against the rest]

Never ever thought i would think this let alone say it but I am considering getting a couple of Giants memberships.

 

[JayPea14]

Never ever thought i would think this let alone say it but I am considering getting a couple of Giants memberships.

Messaged the same to my dad half way through the game Saturday

 

[Capital Power]

He is now overseeing gaslighting on an industrial scale. Cross the Koch/Hinkley event horizon at your peril.

 

[NoddyHolder]

Never ever thought i would think this let alone say it but I am considering getting a couple of Giants memberships.

Lol. I had the same thought. Even looked it up. They're only $72. Get's you grand final priority too. I considered it as a way of having a bit of minor investment in the next 2 seasons that won't kick me in the balls and say, 'how good is it to get kicked in the balls every year, tru-believer! I never said this was the year I wouldn't kick you in the balls. Stop being unreasonable. Give me more money - I won't kick you in the balls next year.'

 

[edgie]

Let's face it, if St Kilda hadn't already done this to great embarrassment, the big brains at Port would be commissioning a box set a month ago.

 

[klem22]

The boys love Kenny and Kenny loves the boys what a pathetic mantra.
This club has destroyed itself on the back of this garbage. In an environment like this no hard decisions are made, every body back slapping while at the sametime everyone's careers are being destroyed. What a philosophy.

 

[finbarr]

"It certainly wasn't a success because even Ken was saying that our pass mark was to make a preliminary final".

Coach who has never made it past a preliminary final says the pass mark is the ladder position he's taken the club to before, but not beyond. When you set the bar that low is it any wonder the club has developed a pathological fear of ACTUAL success?

And anyway, what is the point of a "pass mark" when the coach has already been signed to a new two-year contract and can never be held to account for not achieving said pass mark?

This club has become a diabolical shitshow of excuses and a refuge for losers.

 

[Alberton Proud]

Never ever thought i would think this let alone say it but I am considering getting a couple of Giants memberships.

Funny was thinking the same as well
Good excuse to travel for a few matches with a couple at AO

 

[TeeKray]

Has Richmond appointed a new Senior Coach yet? Only reason I ask is I see this afternoon that Jacob Koschitzke has requested a trade to the Tigers. David Koch told us this morning players do not go to a club without the Senior Coach locked in.

He's right though. We wouldn't have wanted to wait to see how the finals series played out to make a decision on Hinkley, we could've missed out on star recruits Jordon Sweet and Brandon Zerk-Thatcher.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

"It certainly wasn't a success because even Ken was saying that our pass mark was to make a preliminary final".

Coach who has never made it past a preliminary final says the pass mark is the ladder position he's taken the club to before, but not beyond. When you set the bar that low is it any wonder the club has developed a pathological fear of ACTUAL success?

And anyway, what is the point of a "pass mark" when the coach has already been signed to a new two-year contract and can never be held to account for not achieving said pass mark?

This club has become a diabolical shitshow of excuses and a refuge for losers.

So he actually failed the exam after all.

I'm shocked.

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[PowerLil]

The boys love Kenny and Kenny loves the boys what a pathetic mantra.
This club has destroyed itself on the back of this garbage. In an environment like this no hard decisions are made, every body back slapping while at the sametime everyone's careers are being destroyed. What a philosophy.

The problem is that's a *ing lie.

 

[Powertron]

Wonder what spin he will use when the crows go past us next year.

Unfortunately their shitness over the past 5 years is probably something that he measures us against.

 

[Fizzler]

HAHAHAHA you will never ****ing believe who the club announced as #1 ticket holder ahead of the 2007 season... This has to be why that happened that year.

David Koch - No. 1 in 2007

David Koch’s career has been filled with ‘number ones’ including currently being the co-host of the number one breakfast television show in the country – Sunri

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