Official Match Thread Season 26, Round 4: Roys FFC vs Gumbies FFC at Brunswick Junction Oval (MOTR)

[fitzroybowiedog]

Gumbies by 11? Lay off the crack pipe

Give them some sympathy, with a downturn in the Gumbania economy over the last few seasons we've seen an influx of easily obtainable and addictive substances, some of which have irreparably damaged the Gumbania's vibrant plastic culture.
More after a word from our sponsors.

 

[Broken]

We've been FFC since Season 24. We represent the proud and wealthy north eastern siberb of Gumbania.

Gumbania Gumbies >>>>>>> Gumbies FFC

 

[Fryer Tuck]

If truth be told life has never been fun. It's a constant rollercoaster of peaks and troughs. The pressure that comes with the Roys record breaking seasons has damaged me somewhat.
I'm not the poster I once was.

No fun?! Looking at your avatar, you look like you're ready to cut a fool in many different flavours.

Let me guess, you didn't have fun in Season 26 because you felt pressured to go all the way, and when you finally won it, you couldn't even enjoy it.

 

[Matt_352]

Roys to be 4-0 after this week!!! Let's go Roys!!!

 

[BLERN]

Gumbies by 11? Lay off the crack pipe

I know right.

As if its going to be that close

 

[TedDougChris]

I know right.

As if its going to be that close

Are you a Gumby ???

I mean, it makes sense, but is this your actual team ???

 

[BLERN]

Are you a Gumby ???

I mean, it makes sense, but is this your actual team ???

Sure am.

One of the reason why we are predicted to win. If i wasnt here the prediction would have swapped around. My formula suggests that im worth 22 points a game

 

[TedDougChris]

Sure am.

One of the reason why we are predicted to win. If i wasnt here the prediction would have swapped around. My formula suggests that im worth 22 points a game

Is that all ??? Thought it would be more...

 

[Runk]

Gumbies are still around?

 

[Runk]

Sure am.

One of the reason why we are predicted to win. If i wasnt here the prediction would have swapped around. My formula suggests that im worth 22 points a game

There's a formula?

 

[BLERN]

Is that all ??? Thought it would be more...

I didnt want people to think i just made that up on the spot.

There's a formula?

Of course there is...

 

[Runk]

Is Jade still playing or did he quit?

 

[BLERN]

Is Jade still playing or did he quit?

Nah he quit unfotunately. We hoped we could convince him to come back but it didnt work.

The resim game last season kinda broke him

 

[Runk]

Nah he quit unfotunately. We hoped we could convince him to come back but it didnt work.

The resim game last season kinda broke him

Soft.

 

[BLERN]

Soft.

JADE does not agree with this.

JADE has more important things to worry about?

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Sure am.

One of the reason why we are predicted to win. If i wasnt here the prediction would have swapped around. My formula suggests that im worth 22 points a game

Only 22? You're woeth more than that!

Give them some sympathy, with a downturn in the Gumbania economy over the last few seasons we've seen an influx of easily obtainable and addictive substances, some of which have irreparably damaged the Gumbania's vibrant plastic culture.
More after a word from our sponsors.

It is true that plastic and clay were at all time lows. But this season, we are doing everything we can to turn it aroun, and make plastic in again!

Our deal with Aardman is doing wonders! Claymotion pictures is experiance a mini renaissance!

And what of your sponsors?

 

[3KZ is Football]

I didn’t know The Gumbies were still in the league. Who knew?

 

[3KZ is Football]

Done the maths early and it is clear that The Roys will win by 32 points.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Sure am.

One of the reason why we are predicted to win. If i wasnt here the prediction would have swapped around. My formula suggests that im worth 22 points a game

Points in what game though?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Only 22? You're woeth more than that!


It is true that plastic and clay were at all time lows. But this season, we are doing everything we can to turn it aroun, and make plastic in again!

Our deal with Aardman is doing wonders! Claymotion pictures is experiance a mini renaissance!

And what of your sponsors?

Our sponsors are currently looking into their contracts with us. They think they can do better.

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Our sponsors are currently looking into their contracts with us. They think they can do better.

Ah, I see how it is.

Point of the matter is, you don't have a walking billboard lile BLERN popping up all over the place, nor a guy like BRAB , who is always on your mind. Heck, they don't have a newsman lile RU_ or even a game show champ in me. (Come on roo2macca , loft your marketting game!)

We have some great marketting potential these days.

 

[RU_]

I do alright in the marketing criteria.

Hell, I steal all the news pieces and jam them into the newspaper and take credit.

 

[Fryer Tuck]

I do alright in the marketing criteria.

Hell, I steal all the news pieces and jam them into the newspaper and take credit.

I don't suppose you have been putting in a word or two about joining the Gumbies to your co-contributor (and hopefully plural in the future)?

 

[Mobbs]

Hi. Anyone know when the Gumbies ground began to become referred to as an indoor arena?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Ah, I see how it is.

Point of the matter is, you don't have a walking billboard lile BLERN popping up all over the place, nor a guy like BRAB , who is always on your mind. Heck, they don't have a newsman lile RU_ or even a game show champ in me. (Come on roo2macca , loft your marketting game!)

We have some great marketting potential these days.

BLERN is the equivalent of a "Don't forget to subscribe" YouTube drongos, who don't actually produce good content, BRAB is a channels the used car salesman rage and RU_ he's just copying and pasting and signing his name.
And game show champ......i'll take you any day small fry.