Official Match Thread Season 31 - Round 10: Roys FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at the Brunswick Junction Oval

[Ant Bear]

Hi everyone, Welcome to the jungle, I'm back in black.

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Are you, like, a philosophiser?

 

[GremioPower]

Just been pf'ing about with the demographics of Sweet via the street names data, integrated it all into the global index, and discovered:
Nou Camp (where the Swampies - and the Bears - play) is the most populous suburb, with 722 estimated inhabitants.
Old Town (where the Roys play) is third on the list with 638.
The Swampies' old home suburb - Alberton - comes in 5th with 542.

Here's the table:
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More extensive discussion can be found here.

So we split 722 with the Bears, while having 542 of our own. Are you taking notes, GREENESHOOTS?!

 

[GremioPower]

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That’s an entrance! If I weren’t already in love, I would have fallen on the spot...

Good morning, Wosh!

 

[Mobbs]

So we split 722 with the Bears, while having 542 of our own. Are you taking notes, GREENESHOOTS?!

Furies also share the numbers at Punt with the Hawks.

 

[Ant Bear]

Just been pf'ing about with the demographics of Sweet via the street names data, integrated it all into the global index, and discovered:
Nou Camp (where the Swampies - and the Bears - play) is the most populous suburb, with 722 estimated inhabitants.
Old Town (where the Roys play) is third on the list with 638.
The Swampies' old home suburb - Alberton - comes in 5th with 542.

NONE OF THOSE KIDS ARE MINE AND YOU CAN'T PROVE THEY ARE WITHOUT MY DNA, WHICH i REFUSE TO DONATE WITHOUT A COURT ORDER!!!

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Are you, like, a philosophiser?

Oui, je suis philosophe.

 

[philreich]

Must admit I did like the looser fitting Roy’s uniform, these rats one don’t suit my figure

You've lost weight.

 

[Ant Bear]

Oui, je suis philosophe.

 

[Wosh]

I loved fatty , one of the best team mates I’ve had. Got a tattoo to remind me of him
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Mobbs has one of those too, on his bum cheek!

 

[MP_]

Mobbs has one of those too, on his bum cheek!

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I was with him when he got that, it was meant to say posh as he had a thing for Victoria Beckham at the time but the tattooist misheard

 

[GremioPower]

Oui, je suis philosophe.

Comme René Discarded and Jean-Jacques Qusseau?! C’est merveilleaux, ça!

Ça fait long temps qui je ne parle pas français. J’ai oublié presque tout, mais j’aime la philosophie! Savez vous alcune lieson entre qootball et philosophie?

 

[Power Raid]

That’s an entrance! If I weren’t already in love, I would have fallen on the spot...

Good morning, Wosh!

great new Avatar!

 

[GremioPower]

great new Avatar!

Thanks! Silly stuff that I came up with: a flag for Port. It’s based on the club’s new logo, and it embraces the #bringbackthebars spirit.

I added 88 stars for all the club’s premierships (major and minor; state and national — including CoA). That was inspired by two South-American clubs: Boca Juniors and Peñarol.

 

[Wosh]

I was with him when he got that, it was meant to say posh as he had a thing for Victoria Beckham at the time but the tattooist misheard

Ha, we all know he’s more of a Ginger Spice fan boi. He’s still got this in his locker

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Comme René Discarded and Jean-Jacques Qusseau?! C’est merveilleaux, ça!

Ça fait long temps qui je ne parle pas français. J’ai oublié presque tout, mais j’aime la philosophie! Savez vous alcune lieson entre qootball et philosophie?

Oui, la connexion est de savoir que vous ne savez rien, d'un jeu à propos de rien.

 

[Wosh]

That’s an entrance! If I weren’t already in love, I would have fallen on the spot...

Good morning, Wosh!

Good evening Grem, have you ****ed up the count again yet?

 

[Ant Bear]

Oui, la connexion est de savoir que vous ne savez rien, d'un jeu à propos de rien.

****, I hate it when you guys speak Spanish!

 

[MP_]

Ha, we all know he’s more of a Ginger Spice fan boi. He’s still got this in his locker

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Well it makes sense she was the older spice and he is old spice

 

[Wosh]

fu**, I hate it when you guys speak Spanish!

Evening AB, hows life back at the Rats?

 

[MP_]

fu**, I hate it when you guys speak Spanish!

I thought he was just drunk

 

[Power Raid]

Thanks! Silly stuff that I came up with: a flag for Port. It’s based on the club’s new logo, and it embraces the #bringbackthebars spirit.

I added 88 stars for all the club’s premierships (major and minor; state and national — including CoA). That was inspired by two South-American clubs: Boca Juniors and Peñarol.

It looks like a cardigan my grandma knitted when I was young

 

[Mobbs]

Ha, we all know he’s more of a Ginger Spice fan boi. He’s still got this in his locker

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I wanna know what Dilbert had to say!

 

[TedDougChris]

Comme René Discarded and Jean-Jacques Qusseau?! C’est merveilleaux, ça!

Ça fait long temps qui je ne parle pas français. J’ai oublié presque tout, mais j’aime la philosophie! Savez vous alcune lieson entre qootball et philosophie?

About a quarter past four mate !!

 

[GremioPower]

Good evening Grem, have you f’ed up the count again yet?

It's been a while. Without me, it should be around 5,000,000 by now!

 

[MP_]

It's been a while. Without me, it should be around 5,000,000 by now!

Yeah it should be but someone else has been stuffing it up on a regular basis