Official Match Thread Season 35, Round 1 – Baghdad Bombers v Fighting Furies @ Abdu Prison

[NaturalDisaster]

Thread was already falling off a cliff and in strolls old no mates himself. Have the week off ffs.

and hello to you too BAT

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Whadya mean groupies!
No groupies on me!

(Per F Zappa: Dina Mo Hum).

Greetings all, from the Bombers new GOAT back pocket.

The Goats are my favourite too!

 

[James Colorado]

Typical Hawthorn manouevre.

Tbh, I was on form that night and he was struggling to keep up. We got separated once Paradise Lost started to play so I couldn't include him in the next round.

On the other hand, the beer I owe him is a Melbourne Bitter, so maybe he got the better of me by making me drink that swill.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Typical Hawthorn manouevre.

James Colorado you did leave a mighty big hole there

 

[Dazjack]

Also thanks for Bovo, we're still trying to get the stench of Baghdad off him. Can't fathom what goes in your club rooms to get a smell like that.

The sheer volume of arse-hole hair involved contains enough left-overs to create an ugly cloud of spicy, post-digested kofta, falafel and in some cases recently deceased hamsters, the size of a small mushroom cloud.
Some of us are actual Iraqis, so that counts for 11 of most other peoples.

 

[Dazjack]

I thought they tried to minimise byes

I think it was in response to the growing trend towards being bye-curious.

 

[Pugsley]

Hi Pugsley, as always looking forward to super cute gifs

Nice to see you Jimmy. Hope you have brem well

 

[Pugsley]

I think my phone is drunk.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Bugger off then. Hi beautiful team, Bovo and james colorado boots

You know what I like about nahnah mate....**** all.

 

[Bovo]

It's a very standard response I've found for posters out of their depth.

Thanks for sobering up enough to post today. I really appreciate it Cappa

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

The sheer volume of arse-hole hair involved contains enough left-overs to create an ugly cloud of spicy, post-digested kofta, falafel and in some cases recently deceased hamsters, the size of a small mushroom cloud.
Some of us are actual Iraqis, so that counts for 11 of most other peoples.

Most of VeinGlorious pasta dishes have been banned at Abdu , the prison is a squalor already.

 

[gab213]

Hi Pugsley, as always looking forward to super cute gifs

Here's a sneak peek at a pic of Pugsley when he heard the news of who our opponent was for the opening match of the season. So sad.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Thanks for sobering up enough to post today. I really appreciate it Cappa

It is still early though.

 

[Bovo]

I think my phone is drunk.

Did it throw up all over the carpet again? You must have a Samsung

 

[Bovo]

It is still early though.

And I’ve already ran today…!

 

[JyeDye]

It was really nice to see to see the photo in the Hippodrome of the brothers re-uniting in season 35, brought a tear to my eye and the photographers.

JyeDye and Bovo

Doesn't matter what you look like when you have game like us. I'd tell you to warn your wife but even though I see myself as quite progressive I'm not ready for beastiality yet.

 

[Bovo]

It was really nice to see to see the photo in the Hippodrome of the brothers re-uniting in season 35, brought a tear to my eye and the photographers.

JyeDye and Bovo

Only our mums can tell us apart

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Doesn't matter what you look like when you have game like us. I'd tell you to warn your wife but even though I see myself as quite progressive I'm not ready for beastiality yet.

I wasn't a fan at first but I've learnt to love her.

Once you've gone black...

 

[kickthething]

Most of VeinGlorious pasta dishes have been banned at Abdu , the prison is a squalor already.

I remember the night he served angel hair pasta…..angel hair my arse.

 

[kickthething]

I wasn't a fan at first but I've learnt to love her.

Once you've gone black...

Her tongue was not like that when you first met either…..

 

[kickthething]

Only our mums can tell us apart

Twin sisters share a special bond

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I remember the night he served angel hair pasta…..angel hair my arse.

Yep had what felt like a tumbleweed stuck in the back of my throat.

 

[Bovo]

I wasn't a fan at first but I've learnt to love her.

Once you've gone black...

Whatever floats your goat

 

[JyeDye]

I wasn't a fan at first but I've learnt to love her.

Once you've gone black...

Recently heard that shes also your sister, can't say I was surprised though.

 

[James Colorado]

James Colorado you did leave a mighty big hole there

Hey, the reverse side of our membership cards does have instructions for scamming drinks.