Official Match Thread Season 35, Round 1 – Baghdad Bombers v Fighting Furies @ Abdu Prison

[ShaunDuggan]

 

[Dazjack]

I guess we should look on the bright side of things, we only have another 5 days of this thread left after today.

Not a captive audience, nope, no sirree Bob...

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Wife singular? Please, do not insult our mighty, hairy dressing room with such a slur
Until you have had the magic of a dromedary for yourself by the rivers of Babylon, under the starry eye of sweet Allah himself, hold your ignorant tongue.

I try and run with double digits and the latest one to Join the harem has me doing cartwheels.

 

[Dazjack]

I try and run with double digits and the latest one to Join the harem has me doing cartwheels.

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Lovely to see such a tribute to your late mother, mate.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

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Easy to shine bright at the Hippodrome Shaun. HNY!

 

[ShaunDuggan]

I'm going to be straight up, I didn't read the cheat sheet or the team sheet, there may be some haymakers thrown and some collateral damage, but I do it with love.

Mostly.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I don't so I think you might just be ******* stupid

Calm down Rambo.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Easy to shine bright at the Hippodrome Shaun. HNY!

I'm not here to shine.

Here to get down and dirty.

Maybe play a few games of qooty as well.

 

[Dazjack]

I'm going to be straight up, I didn't read the cheat sheet or the team sheet, there may be some haymakers thrown and some collateral damage, but I do it with love.

Mostly.

BLUEALLTHRU How did this campaigner end up in such an insipid, downright friendly group of dweebs, noobs, has-beens and never beens? A Bomber by any other name, I say.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

BLUEALLTHRU How did this campaigner end up in such an insipid, downright friendly group of dweebs, noobs, has-beens and never beens? A Bomber by any other name, I say.

Man, why you posting my tinder profile here.

Sheesh, tough start to the week.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Probably because of the sheer amount of drugs us visitors have to take to be able to put up with being at Abdi prison for a week. Bound to forget a few things in that state of mind.

****ing Bovo must be broke shouting all you lot.

 

[Jabba73]

Bombers round 1? Only downhill the rest of the season. Especially with 2 games against the Phoenix for us..

We get to play them twice but with added benefits … both games are at their home ground

 

[Jabba73]

Also thanks for Bovo, we're still trying to get the stench of Baghdad off him. Can't fathom what goes in your club rooms to get a smell like that.

Camels, sand, goats, more sand, harem, camels and goats.

There is no smell like home

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I'm going to be straight up, I didn't read the cheat sheet or the team sheet, there may be some haymakers thrown and some collateral damage, but I do it with love.

Mostly.

Insert wet paper bag gif. Shit joint has nothing remotely funny on it anymore.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

BLUEALLTHRU How did this campaigner end up in such an insipid, downright friendly group of dweebs, noobs, has-beens and never beens? A Bomber by any other name, I say.

Same way as we ****ed that campaigner Bovo off, we need some half decent campaigners to post against. Alternative is to go back in the PM.

 

[omgfridge]

Camels, sand, goats, more sand, harem, camels and goats.

There is no smell like home

Sounds like it smells like my bathroom after a vindaloo.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Sounds like it smells like my bathroom after a vindaloo.

Certainly an apt name for a hot curry. If you’re going to eat curry it should be ****ing hot, especially in India you want whatever they pass of as beef cooked
thoroughly.

It’s like Abdu really.

 

[Bovo]

Same way as we ****ed that campaigner Bovo off, we need some half decent campaigners to post against. Alternative is to go back in the PM.

Let me know when you bring your A team. The current group lacks polish!

 

[Jabba73]

Certainly an apt name for a hot curry. If you’re going to eat curry it should be ******* hot, especially in India you want whatever they pass of as beef cooked
thoroughly.

It’s like Abdu really.

Yeah, get that India

 

[Bovo]

******* Bovo must be broke shouting all you lot.

I haven’t checked my wallet. All I know is my shoulders feel lighter not having to carry you anymore.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Let me know when you bring your A team. The current group lacks polish!

You only play to what the opposition dish up mate, I feel we’ve thrown in a fair bit extra than we needed too.

 

[crazywildhorse]

You crack me up, Cuz.

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Actually, thats a solid stunt.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Let me know when you bring your A team. The current group lacks polish!

Can't polish a turd.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Yeah, get that India

You know it

 

[Bovo]

You only play to what the opposition dish up mate, I feel we’ve thrown in a fair bit extra than we needed too.

Sig bet this weekend cappa?