Official Match Thread Season 35, Round 1 – Baghdad Bombers v Fighting Furies @ Abdu Prison

[Dazjack]

One for philreich


You know when you live next to a hospital and when you hear the sirens and think they are for you.

Is there more to this…? Seems unfinished

I think it's from a retelling of The Odyssey

 

[Pugsley]

Is there more to this…? Seems unfinished

I'm only allowed one phone call.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Morning Baghdadians and welcome Furies to game day at Abdu.

The smell as you enter the changerooms is very intoxicating and if it's your 1st time or last, you never quite get over it. A mixture of camel and goat shit infused with Dencorub. Welcome to the Big Leagues Furies.

 

[Pugsley]

Morning Baghdadians and welcome Furies to game day at Abdu.

The smell as you enter the changerooms is very intoxicating and if it's your 1st time or last, you never quite get over it. A mixture of camel and goat s**t infused with Dencorub. Welcome to the Big Leagues Furies.

The aroma of winners.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

That's what I say. Sometimes you need to enhance your performance.

You can take medication for that.

 

[Dazjack]

The aroma of wieners.

 

[Pugsley]

You can take medication for that.

You can also take cream. We are talking about the same thing?

 

[ShaunDuggan]

You can also take cream. We are talking about the same thing?

 

[Grav]

Have you won yet?

 

[Dazjack]

This guy, so judgmental...

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

This guy, so judgmental...

He’s always ****ing asking if I want chocolate with my alcohol purchase. it’s becoming like Petrol stations.

 

[Dazjack]

He’s always ******* asking if I want chocolate with my alcohol purchase. it’s becoming like Petrol stations.

My Petrol station guy gives me filthy looks as well. Apparently just because I don't have a car or a lawn-mower, I must be some sorta weirdo whenever I rock up with my 2 litre Coke bottles.

 

[Bovo]

Think I'll stick with the chicken, the camel is the delivery vehicle , not the meal, can't see a chicken being able to deliver me a camel anyway

 

[Dazjack]

Can't see a philosophy thread or even a computer handy hints page and this advice on how to change-up your password themes is pure, psychotic genius.

You won't be hacked again if you keep this idea in mind.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Can't see a philosophy thread or even a computer handy hints page and this advice on how to change-up your password themes is pure, psychotic genius.

You won't be hacked again if you keep this idea in mind.

When did you stop trying!!!!

Very good Daz!

 

[SaintsSeptember]

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Oh good, half time refreshments.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Oh good, half time refreshments.

For around 3 mins after my purchase KFC appears to be a wonder stroke.

 

[kenneyswarriors]

kenneyswarriors come check out another side of the bigfooty forum. have a read of the previous page and see if you wanna come give a fantasy football league based off randomized statistics a try.

its essentially shiteposting with a simulated footy game every week. can be quite a bit of fun.

I Mean WTF

 

[Dazjack]

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I Mean WTF

My camel-loving friend, it is where you will find camelraderie of the highest out-of-order. Cameleopards, Bactrians, dromedaries, chameleons, all are welcomed.

There is even a camelshair service, for the newly initiated.

 

[kenneyswarriors]

My camel-loving friend, it is where you will find camelraderie of the highest out-of-order. Cameleopards, dromedaries, chameleons, all are welcomed.

There is even a camelshair service, for the newly initiated.

Only thread i have seen that has camel gifs, so that's a plus.
Minus is I would have to donate some of my few remaining brain cells to figuring out WTF is going on, unless there is a kindeergarten level explantion/introduction ?

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Only thread i have seen that has camel gifs, so that's a plus.
Minus is I would have to donate some of my few remaining brain cells to figuring out WTF is going on, unless there is a kindeergarten level explantion/introduction ?

Mate, don’t be bashful or shy, join Baghdad today! Say yes and this’ll be better than your 1st ****.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

dudeintheswamp , norway blue , sunny3193 , SaintsSeptember and Dazjack . Kick off in an hour and a half!

 

[Dazjack]

Only thread i have seen that has camel gifs, so that's a plus.
Minus is I would have to donate some of my few remaining brain cells to figuring out WTF is going on, unless there is a kindeergarten level explantion/introduction ?

If there is, I have yet to sight it: I am going in blind. The 1st match is at 4.30 today. Tune in, or I'll give you a blow-by-blow afterwards. As these folks know, that bit could get awfully messy.

 

[gab213]

Only thread i have seen that has camel gifs, so that's a plus.
Minus is I would have to donate some of my few remaining brain cells to figuring out WTF is going on, unless there is a kindeergarten level explantion/introduction ?

Welcome, stick around and see what happens, never enough Camels

 

[kenneyswarriors]

Mate, don’t be bashful or shy, join Baghdad today! Say yes and this’ll be better than your 1st *.

I've been waiting so long for my first, so yes please

When will it arrive ?