Official Match Thread SEASON 37 ROUND 1: ROYS FFC vs CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS @ BRUNSWICK JUNCTION OVAL

[pantskyle]

Not sure. I just heard there were half-time oranges.

Fruitball it is.

 

[Phar Ace]

They had plenty

I was told snakes. Need to get to the bottom of this. I'm not rocking up for fruit

of snakes out at Laidley yesterday

 

[Phar Ace]

Ah well, it had a good run.

Yeah, it always felt between thighs and hard place

 

[The Filth Wizard]

They had plenty

of snakes out at Laidley yesterday

Of course not the most famous snake removed from Laidley...

 

[tigs2010]

They had plenty

of snakes out at Laidley yesterday

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My worst nightmare

 

[Tonga Bob]

Yeah, it always felt between thighs and hard place

You know how there's this thing called Phantom Limb Sensation where amputees can still feel their missing arms or legs? Do you get that up your blurter?

 

[pantskyle]

Of course not the most famous snake removed from Laidley...

 

[tigs2010]

You know how there's this thing called Phantom Limb Sensation where amputees can still feel their missing arms or legs? Do you get that up your blurter?

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Why would that be a personal question? Tell us all about your insides Phar Ace

 

[Tonga Bob]

Why would that be a personal question? Tell us all about your insides Phar Ace

I WAS BEING SENSITIVE YOU MONSTER!

 

[The Filth Wizard]

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

Hi all. Been busy, well I haven't really but there are 17 pages of stuff that I have missed.

Hi to the Islanders and Hi to a new season.

A new season is like starting to go out again with an old girl friend. You may be excited but every one is hoping it won't finish like last year.

I predict that I will not be the first responder on any match day thread for the whole year.

 

[spudmaster]

Hi all. Been busy, well I haven't really but there are 17 pages of stuff that I have missed.

Hi to the Islanders and Hi to a new season.

A new season is like starting to go out again with an old girl friend. You may be excited but every one is hoping it won't finish like last year.

I predict that I will not be the first responder on any match day thread for the whole year.

Gday dentist man! Any travels planned for the coming year?

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

Gday dentist man! Any travels planned for the coming year?

Yes. I will travel to Timor several times to train my lads who are the engine room of Solar Smiles Dental charity,

Solar Smiles Dental Charity | Melbourne VIC

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This is not the proper link as I have no idea about all this stuff.

Going to Singapore for a conference then several weeks in Malaysia a country I, and everyone else, flies over.

I work with a flood ( collective noun? ) of Chinese Malaysians and they are a great bunch and so I want to poke around in their country

 

[Mobbs]

Yes. I will travel to Timor several times to train my lads who are the engine room of Solar Smiles Dental charity,

Solar Smiles Dental Charity | Melbourne VIC

Solar Smiles Dental Charity, Docklands, Victoria. 321 likes · 5 were here. Solar Smiles is Rotary Fitzroy dental initiative using backpack dental chairs to support 7 schools TL

www.facebook.com

This is not the proper link as I have no idea about all this stuff.

Going to Singapore for a conference then several weeks in Malaysia a country I, and everyone else, flies over.

I work with a flood ( collective noun? ) of Chinese Malaysians and they are a great bunch and so I want to poke around in their country

Phil it sounds like exciting times for you, but I'm worried this will affect your attention managing the bar in the Community Rooms.

There will be a high demand for Again Lager in the rooms after the game.


We also need to keep a substantial stock of Chudshakes.


So can I trust you to not stock the fridges solely with Crownies?

We also need a broader range of options as judge judy as far as I remember doesn't drink beer. Oh he drinks Coronas ... so yeah ... he doesn't drink beer

 

[Mobbs]

Oh hell I forgot we had Chilimite Chud!

 

[toxic]

Omg - are we doing this already

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

No no it's at home. DERRINALPHIL needs the water supply to operate the bar in the Community Rooms. fitzroybowiedog specifically asked if there would be anything to drink post-match other than Coney Island tears.

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Oh hell I forgot we had Chilimite Chud!

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That looks awful.
I'd try it though

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Omg - are we doing this already

No rest for the ...

 

[Mobbs]

That looks awful.
I'd try it though

Served at all good Admirable Snackbar stalls!

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[fitzroybowiedog]

Served at all good Admirable Snackbar stalls!

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That a snack franchise I haven't heard before.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Served at all good Admirable Snackbar stalls!

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Trap!

 

[Mobbs]

That a snack franchise I haven't heard before.

Admirable Snackbars have their operating centre at each end of Dun Lop Stadium :



But they also occasionally co-manage some of the stalls at grounds around Sweet.

ljp's Lair:


Brunswick Junction Oval:


Van Cortlandt Park:


House Of Gumby:


Dark Park:


Municipal Reserve Oval:

 

[Mobbs]

Trap!

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[Tonga Bob]

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[Mobbs]

Waiting patiently for our new first-gamer to rock up.



Sorry if it doesn't make sense. The match threads aren't usually this bad. (they're usually worse.)