Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 12 - Roys FFC v Gumbies FFC at Brunswick Junction Oval

[Mobbs]

I also wish to welcome back our veteran signature player Mooch to the boards after an absence, I would like to remind Mooch that next time this happens, we're all coming with you.

 

[beez]

That's a major switch in career path. This is just for you.

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Looks like the two fat ladies behind the goals at BJO who always yell obscenities at me.

 

[beez]

I also wish to welcome back our veteran signature player Mooch to the boards after an absence, I would like to remind Mooch that next time this happens, we're all coming with you.

I also do not wish to welcome back your veteran smelly-head, Mooch.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Looks like the two fat ladies behind the goals at BJO who always yell obscenities at me.

To be fair on them, you probably deserve the obscenities

 

[MWPP]

Good morning Roys & Gumbies. It’s match day! This game will be posted at around 4pm Vic Bias time (AEST)
Best wishes to both teams
Mobbs Mooch
Falconista GWS Goose beez

 

[Mobbs]

Looks like the two fat ladies behind the goals at BJO who always yell obscenities at me.

windyhill and Chezzalenko Reborn have a lot of explaining to not do!

 

[por_please_ya]

I had to google it myself to make sure the definition was appropriate

Speaking of farms, I have a fox problem out in the Dugglands where they are killing all the chickens. I've never seen so many dead chooks since the day por_please_ya somehow set fire to the chicken farm in Rasasidge

Hey, it wasn't me lol l just happened to come across it and didn't know what to do
I blame other people on the server being on at night and allowing lightning to set fire to things

 

[Mobbs]

Good morning Roys & Gumbies. It’s match day! This game will be posted at around 4pm Vic Bias time (AEST)
Best wishes to both teams
Mobbs Mooch
Falconista GWS Goose beez

Weather report handy pls MWPP ?

 

[Mobbs]

Hey, it wasn't me lol l just happened to come across it and didn't know what to do
I blame other people on the server being on at night and allowing lightning to set fire to things

Leave my manufactured narrative alone!

 

[Mobbs]

TheGoatBaron this is an hilarious burn of the NEOM project Check it out! This guy is brutal.

Sorry forgot the link!


Oh god I'm losing it when he said he hopes the robot dinosaurs don't start fights with the robot maids

 

[MWPP]

Weather report handy pls MWPP ?

CLOUDY

 

[beez]

CLOUDY

YAY.

MEATBALLS FOR DINNER!

 

[Mobbs]

CLOUDY

Yay! Mea... ****.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

I’m hoping to get to 11k posts today. Should get there with the Swans playing this afternoon.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

CLOUDY

Stupid Sweet weather

 

[por_please_ya]

Yay! Mea... *.

Should have been dim sims.

 

[Ed_Gein]

Game day!

And only the Gumbies should observe this following post!

I can't seem to find my golden pocket watch, so the handcuffs I have sitting on my bedside table will have to do...

But ahem

Gumbies, ignore the fact they may or may not be one of my many sex toys, but I want you to follow the swinging motion of the handcuffs. Follow them as they swing side to side. Side to side. Yes, that's right. You're beginning to feel sleepy. Very sleepy. I want you all to relax and forget your troubles. I specifically want you to forget to take the field against the Roys today. Yes, yes. Good! I want you all to breathe in, then hold, then exhale. Relaaaaax. Now, I want you to close your eyes and gently concentrate on falling asleep. I want you to fall into a very deep, relaxing sleep... and I'll be back at full-time of the game wake you all up.

(This may be our best advantage to gain victory Roys! Just trust the process!)

Spoiler

Seriously though, hope it's a great game. Could do without another heart attack like against the Demons

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

Can you afford a toilet?

The worse toilets in the world are in Korea. Many of them have a bank of buttons to do certain things and many have fur lined seats . I kid you not: fur lined seats. I used to pull the plug supplying the electricity to the loo our before bearing my bottom, not to the fur lined seat, as I would raise that seat, but to the pristine porcelain part of the loo.

I could examine the porcelain for misses by former users of the loo but who knows what lurks in the fur.

No power no chance of electrocution

 

[BlueE]

I’m hoping to get to 11k posts today. Should get there with the Swans playing this afternoon.

And 1,918 likes?

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

The worse toilets in the world are in Korea. Many of them have a bank of buttons to do certain things and many have fur lined seats . I kid you not: fur lined seats. I used to pull the plug supplying the electricity to the loo our before bearing my bottom, not to the fur lined seat, as I would raise that seat, but to the pristine porcelain part of the loo.

I could examine the porcelain for misses by former users of the loo but who knows what lurks in the fur.

No power no chance of electrocution

They can make good movies but not good toilets it seems.

 

[BlueE]

Fwoar! Is that you Sooz?

Who's Sooz?

 

[BlueE]

Blue, why do you call yourself E, when clearly you are a B!

Are you calling me a B arch?

Y was taken, so in the time horoured tradition of swapping boogers "Want to swap a BlueE for a BlackE?" chose E

 

[Barrybran]

YAY.

MEATBALLS FOR DINNER!

Sorry bruh. We havin' chicken tonight!

 

[Ed_Gein]

Who's Sooz?

I don't know much of the backstory. But she was once an infamous North Melbourne supporter on BigFooty.

 

[Mooch]

I also wish to welcome back our veteran signature player Mooch to the boards after an absence, I would like to remind Mooch that next time this happens, we're all coming with you.

I'll drive the bus

I also do not wish to welcome back your veteran smelly-head, Mooch.

Hey now whoa! My head should smell like a summer meadow, according to the label on my shampoo.