Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 01: Gumbies FFC v Baghdad Bombers at The House of Gumby

[beez]

Man, I've spent half an hour trying to work in a Nadia Bartel joke but it's just not working.

If anyone lasts longer than Nadia, you've succeeded in life.

 

[Pugsley]

Seems like we play these flogs every season.

You're doing well by the looks of things.

 

[Pugsley]

Man, I've spent half an hour trying to work in a Nadia Bartel joke but it's just not working.

If anyone lasts longer than Nadia, you've succeeded in life.

She can dance with the stars.

 

[ossie_21]

Man, I've spent half an hour trying to work in a Nadia Bartel joke but it's just not working.

If anyone lasts longer than Nadia, you've succeeded in life.

I’m sure you’ll come up with some Nadia Bartel related ideas if you simply have some cocaine.

 

[Kilroy]

This season is exhausting and it hasn't even started.

The first day back is usually the hardest, especially if you let yourself go.

 

[Kilroy]

… whoever steals the highest number of their camels, can play full forward.

Cigarettes are like gold these days.

 

[MayTheNorthBeWithU]

Szn 38… here we go

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I've had harder shits than that faux tough guy Brick Loosener .

 

[Brick Loosener]

I've had harder shits than that faux tough guy Brick Loosener .

You peg too much.

 

[Kilroy]

I've had harder shits than that faux tough guy Brick Loosener .

Yeah, but constipation can make you sh*t bricks, Blue

 

[Bovo]

Seems like we play these flogs every season.

You think that’s bad, but try being us for once. It’s a cross no good person should ever have to bear. But here we are anyway. A few days shy of cracking open the beer, wine and spirits and throwing this league into Baghdad mayhem

 

[Bovo]

The first day back is usually the hardest, especially if you let yourself go.

Both my therapist and the police have strongly advised I don’t do that anymore

 

[Bovo]

In your case, I think you have to steal gab213's camel.

Leave it alone Pugsley

 

[Grav]

Seems like we play these flogs every season.

When we finish blasting you this week you’ll remember what a Brick Loosener feels like.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

When we finish blasting you this week you’ll remember what a Brick Loosener feels like.

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That's a very accurate GIF as it illustrates exactly how quickly Brick Loosener drops to the ground after being hit by a feather.

 

[snozulu]

You think it's funny? **** you.

Membership fees went up 300% this year for insurance reasons coz the stupid captain can't park.

 

[snozulu]

The first day back is usually the hardest, especially if you let yourself go.

Don't leave it alone Pugsley

 

[tomjoad]

I've been training for this shite. Got myself a lung infection.
Breathin' in the Baghdad air.

 

[snozulu]

When we finish blasting you this week you’ll remember what a Brick Loosener feels like.

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[snozulu]

That's a very accurate GIF as it illustrates exactly how quickly Brick Loosener drops to the ground after being hit by a feather.

 

[gab213]

Seems like we play these flogs every season.

I think I saw the same message in our team PM

 

[Pugsley]

Don't leave it alone Pugsley

You have to build up.....I don't knew where I was going with this.

 

[Kilroy]

… here we are anyway. A few days shy of cracking open the beer, wine and spirits and throwing this league into Baghdad mayhem

Chewing on cannabis gummies is apparently like ‘a glass of wine with dinner’ for an increasing number these days.

 

[Pugsley]

I think I saw the same message in our team PM

It helps us ease in to the season.

 

[snozulu]

You have to build up.....I don't knew where I was going with this.

Me either but i likey