Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 01: Gumbies FFC v Baghdad Bombers at The House of Gumby

[GWS Goose]

I'm all caught up. I'm away on a conference this week, not sure if I will be around much.
That said, all the nightly activities are scheduled to finish at 9, normally there is a kick on at these things, but I know literally no one, so have no idea if that will be the case. I could be alone in a hotel room spamming up the thread.

 

[gab213]

But also happy to sit at FF. Up to you coach

 

[Pugsley]

I get the feeling there will be surprises

 

[gab213]

I get the feeling there will be surprises

Is it Thursday yet? Getting ready to fall off my camel

 

[Falconista]

That is a good question. I went to their team list. Still looks the same.

No aliases though.

 

[Pugsley]

No aliases though.

Jennifer Garner went alright in the day.

 

[Brick Loosener]

 

[gab213]

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Doesn't appear to be one of the high quality camels that we here at Baghdad keep, think you have one of kenneyswarriors low grade types there.

 

[Pugsley]

Doesn't appear to be one of the high quality camels that we here at Baghdad keep, think you have one of kenneyswarriors low grade types there.

It looks overcooked.

 

[Brick Loosener]

Jennifer Garner went alright in the day.

Acting wise?

 

[gab213]

It looks overcooked.

I have a good recipe for whole stuffed camels if he needs one

 

[Brick Loosener]

I have a good recipe for whole stuffed camels if he needs one

Have you tried marinated camel toe?

 

[Falconista]

I have a good recipe for whole stuffed camels if he needs one

KohPhi has the video of that too, doesn't he?

 

[gab213]

Have you tried marinated camel toe?

No comment, I can see myself getting myself in trouble with this one

 

[gab213]

KohPhi has the video of that too, doesn't he?

Yes, he does , I've never clicked play on it though (same as with all his videos).

 

[Falconista]

Yes, he does , I've never clicked play on it though (same as with all his videos).

What's the point in living if you can't feel alive nausea?!?

 

[gab213]

Okay, seeing as nobody asked for it, here's the recipe....

INGREDIENTS​

UNITS: METRIC

• 1whole camel, medium size
• 1whole lamb, large size
• 20whole chicken, medium size
• 60eggs
• 12kg rice
• 2kg pine nuts
• 2kg almonds
• 1kg pistachio nut
• 416350.0ml water
• 2267.96g black pepper
• salt

DIRECTIONS​

• Skin, trim and clean camel (once you get over the hump), lamb and chicken.
• Boil until tender.
• Cook rice until fluffy.
• Fry nuts until brown and mix with rice.
• Hard boil eggs and peel.
• Stuff cooked chickens with hard boiled eggs and rice.
• Stuff the cooked lamb with stuffed chickens.
• Add more rice.
• Stuff the camel with the stuffed lamb and add rest of rice.
• Broil over large charcoal pit until brown.
• Spread any remaining rice on large tray and place camel on top of rice.
• Decorate with boiled eggs and nuts.
• Serves a friendly crowd of 80-100.

Perfect for the post match function.

 

[gab213]

What's the point in living if you can't feel alive nausea?!?

Not concerned with the nausea , more with the mental scarring.

 

[Pugsley]

I have a good recipe for whole stuffed camels if he needs one

So would KohPhi

 

[gab213]

So would KohPhi

He loves the preparation side of things, all that stuffing

 

[beez]

Do you think he needs a visit to the Giants school for parking

I wouldn't last five minutes at the Giants. I'd be bullied out of the place for not being able to reverse park.

That's why I have two spaces at The House of Gumby. Extra room so it's easy to fit in.

 

[cats_09]

I wouldn't last five minutes at the Giants. I'd be bullied out of the place for not being able to reverse park.

That's why I have two spaces at The House of Gumby. Extra room so it's easy to fit in.

How do you reckon camel riding opponents will go to trying to reverse their beasts into their allocated parking spot ahead of this week's match

 

[GWS Goose]

Yes, he does , I've never clicked play on it though (same as with all his videos).

That is a very sound tactic.
I think Kophie and Coach were in cahoots, most of Koph's posts were purely do create business for coach

 

[Pugsley]

That is a very sound tactic.
I think Kophie and Coach were in cahoots, most of Koph's posts were purely do create business for coach

I really question how KohPhi and I survived past Season 21.

 

[Pugsley]

Acting wise?

She did a couple of good flicks.