Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 10 : Gumbies FFC v Dragons FFC at House of Gumby

[Knifey Spoony]

If thats legit and not a, ahem SFA style wedding.. Congrats my man

Very legit mate! Cheers

Best news all day

Congratulations mate!

Thanks handsome

Sympathies.


Oh, sorry, you meant it as a good thing

Sympathy for my bank account maybe

 

[GWS Goose]

Sorry, no can do, got married on the weekend.

Awesome.

 

[GWS Goose]

Very legit mate! Cheers

Thanks handsome

Sympathy for my bank account maybe

The only thing more expensive than getting married is getting divorced!
My financial advice, don't get divorced.

 

[beez]

The only thing more expensive than getting married is getting divorced!
My financial advice, don't get married.

Amen

 

[beez]

Sympathy for my bank account maybe

I was initially going to mention that but I didn't want to be a wet blanket.

Plus, I'm already in the bad books with cats_09 and CatToTheFuture. Recreating Rayner's left foot goal from 50 didn't go down well at training today



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[T2B_]

I was initially going to mention that but I didn't want to be a wet blanket.

Plus, I'm already in the bad books with cats_09 and CatToTheFuture. Recreating Rayner's left foot goal from 50 didn't go down well at training today



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[CatToTheFuture]

I was initially going to mention that but I didn't want to be a wet blanket.

Plus, I'm already in the bad books with cats_09 and CatToTheFuture. Recreating Rayner's left foot goal from 50 didn't go down well at training today



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No need to run. I can appreciate a great goal when I see it. I am sad, but this weekend there will be beers, and that will make me happy.

 

[T2B_]

No need to run. I can appreciate a great goal when I see it. I am sad, but this weekend there will be beers, and that will make me happy.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

100% of chemists agree - alcohol is a solution

 

[Bonz]

The only thing more expensive than getting married is getting divorced!
My financial advice, don't get divorced.

My wife earns 3x my salary, probably better for me to get divorced (not that I want to though, she is an arseh*le, but she is my arseh*le)

 

[cats_09]

I hate roller coasters!

how can anyone hate roller coasters

 

[T2B_]

how can anyone hate roller coasters

I think its more to do with the things that Bonz has done to him on roller coasters

 

[cats_09]

No need to run. I can appreciate a great goal when I see it. I am sad, but this weekend there will be beers, and that will make me happy.

I’ve decided that with the good weather prediction for Saturday that I’m going to be spending my down out in the yard, doing some gardening & cleaning up in preparation for a hard rubbish collection

 

[CatToTheFuture]

I’ve decided that with the good weather prediction for Saturday that I’m going to be spending my down out in the yard, doing some gardening & cleaning up in preparation for a hard rubbish collection

Oh man i don't even want to think about my garden. English cottage style gardens are so much work and my wife won't let me kill everything in the front yard. We have like 10m3 of lavender hedge that just always looks half dead. Why?!

 

[cats_09]

Oh man i don't even want to think about my garden. English cottage style gardens are so much work and my wife won't let me kill everything in the front yard. We have like 10m3 of lavender hedge that just always looks half dead. Why?!

I’m really bad at looking after the garden unless it’s chopping shit down and pulling out the easy to remove weeds

A few of weeks back there was a plant in the garden bed & the leaves looked like they could have been pumpkin leaves, so I wasn’t sure if it had started growing from the neighbours yard - a week later it had doubled in height and at that point I started to guess it wasn’t a pumpkin plant

I finally decided to pull it out the other day ahead of green waste collection and including the garden bed height, it was 2/3rds of my height before I removed it

 

[Bonz]

I think its more to do with the things that Bonz has done to him on roller coasters

I think it's more I'm a better ride than any dollar coaster ever will be.

Ruining them for everyone

 

[CatToTheFuture]

I’m really bad at looking after the garden unless it’s chopping shit down and pulling out the easy to remove weeds

A few of weeks back there was a plant in the garden bed & the leaves looked like they could have been pumpkin leaves, so I wasn’t sure if it had started growing from the neighbours yard - a week later it had doubled in height and at that point I started to guess it wasn’t a pumpkin plant

I finally decided to pull it out the other day ahead of green waste collection and including the garden bed height, it was 2/3rds of my height before I removed it

The worst is fig trees. Our place growing up there was an old fig tree in the backyard and my dad wanted to cut it down so he'd have suave to park a trailer in think, can't remember why he was getting rid of it exactly.

Cut it down, poured round up on the stump. Sent out new shoots a few weeks later.

Got in professionals to grind back the stump, then poured diesel over the ground to kill it off. Shoots took an extra 6 months to come up but it came roaring back.

Got a backhoe i think, and dug up everything he could find, a boatload of round up, then he put down a 4m x 4m rubber mat that light and water couldn't penetrate. Job done. Left it on for like a year driving the trailer over it using the space, nothing happening.

After one year he saw a little green shoot coming out the side of the mat. Pulled it off and coming out of the ground at the point where the stump was, like something out of an aliens movie, were hundreds of tendril like shoots all poking out sideways looking for the light running for metres.

My dad never killed that fig tree. He dug it up so you couldn't see it then sold the house like he was offloading a haunted manor.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

I think it's more I'm a better ride than any dollar coaster ever will be.

Ruining them for everyone

If you are paying one dollar to ride a roller coaster i would demand to personally audit their maintenance records first.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

Only one thing for it... Sexy pillow fight to the death

I imagine a sexy pillow fight to the death would take a long time. At what point does it stop being sexy too?

 

[CatToTheFuture]

Sorry, no can do, got married on the weekend.

Well done mate, best decision you'll ever make*

*results not typical individual results may vary

 

[Bonz]

If you are paying one dollar to ride a roller coaster i would demand to personally audit their maintenance records first.

What if it was $500?

And what if it lasted one hour?

 

[T2B_]

What if it was $500?

And what if it lasted one hour?

Can definitely get cheaper for an hour, but the service wouldn't be as premium-

wait what are we talking about again?

 

[CatToTheFuture]

What if it was $500?

And what if it lasted one hour?

This is either space tourism where you get to go through the cosmonaut preparation trials, and given the history of the cosmonaut program i would demand to see their maintenance records

Or

This is an elaborate plot by my wife to get a clean divorce and financially ruin me, so I'm out

 

[beez]

I imagine a sexy pillow fight to the death would take a long time. At what point does it stop being sexy too?

When someone uses the safe word.

Always a party pooper.

 

[beez]

how can anyone hate roller coasters

To be fair, I hate dogs a lot more than I do roller coasters.



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