Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 14: Gumbies FFC v Coney Island Warriors at The House of Gumby [MOTR]

[UncleImpairedRetina]

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Gumbies FFC Official Team Sheet: Season 38, Round Fourteen versus Coney Island Warriors

B: Tigerlaird / Aucklander / HotPiesWithSauce
HB: rye / CatToTheFuture / The_Wookie
C: Brick Loosener / Mop / ossie_21
HF: NSWCROW / Dory_77 / bone2468
F: DinoSoar / GWS Goose / Supercheapgiants
FOLL: Falconista / beez / cats_09
INT: StFly / Jeremias

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oooo rye at HBF. Very nice.

 

[UncleImpairedRetina]

Is it really you!
Hope you are doing well.
I miss you

 

[UncleImpairedRetina]

Just had a look at the ladder.

Reckon the Warriors win this.

 

[Falconista]

oooo rye at HBF. Very nice.

There is a spot in the forward line waiting for your return.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

oooo rye at HBF. Very nice.

I like oats at CHF, and barley as the rover.

 

[Ocha905]

What's that? You want to see what I've learned on piano in the last couple of months? Ok, if I must.

At about my fourth attempt I've finally learned this:



And this easy one:



And this legendary one (although I haven't quite mastered the fiddly tricky bit yet):

Far out that’s a wonderful achievement!

The Yan Tierson piece is a favourite, the Presley cover a classic and I hadn’t heard of the clayderman piece before but is a winner too. I’d vote for all of them in the song contest wink wink.

Good luck learning the next pieces too!

 

[Ocha905]

Falconista is coming up with a grand design to beat you guys.

I think it involves bribing the simmers.

Simmers and the Sim haven’t been sympathetic to the leading team in ages which I can see continuing this week.

 

[Ocha905]

Do what for zackah?

It*

*Up to you what it is

 

[Tonga Bob]

I like oats at CHF, and barley as the rover.

I am a fan of wheat on the whing.

 

[Dinsdale]

What a fabulous adventure our steamed college has been on, get in there and leave your adulation

Thread 'Congratulations to Zackah, 350 SFA games!!' https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/congratulations-to-zackah-350-sfa-games.1388948/

 

[zackah]

What a fabulous adventure our steamed college has been on, get in there and leave your adulation

Thread 'Congratulations to Zackah, 350 SFA games!!' https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/congratulations-to-zackah-350-sfa-games.1388948/

Yes indeed. Love me or GTFO.

Wosh

 

[beez]

What a fabulous adventure our steamed college has been on, get in there and leave your adulation

Thread 'Congratulations to Zackah, 350 SFA games!!' https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/congratulations-to-zackah-350-sfa-games.1388948/

The sauna was specifically set up for spudmaster, not zackah.

Falconista is going to be so mad!

 

[GWS Goose]

I recently listened to a podcast on alternate histories... "what if the evacuation at Dunkirk failed?", "what if the Confederacy won the Civil War?", "what if the Reformation never happened?" stuff like that.

Upon opening this thread I realised that the Gumbies might have the biggest alternate history question attached to them with the result attached directly to the Coney Island Warriors...

What if the Westeros Direwolves name had stuck?
The result: Frankston Rover (the Direwolves' most vocal opposition) might still be here, fuelled only by his hatred of the Direwolves.

If they remained the Direwolves maybe Barrybran doesn't go there to save them.
If he doesn't do that, I never get recruited.
The wonderful posters that joined the Gumbies as result no longer occurs.
The SFA probably fizzles and no longer exists.
We are very lucky they changed their name back

 

[GWS Goose]

There is a spot in the forward line waiting for your return.

Or wherever else you want

 

[Barrybran]

If they remained the Direwolves maybe Barrybran doesn't go there to save them.
If he doesn't do that, I never get recruited.
The wonderful posters that joined the Gumbies as result no longer occurs.
The SFA probably fizzles and no longer exists.
We are very lucky they changed their name back

If they remained the Direwolves, I would not be a premiership Gumby

 

[Mop]

If they remained the Direwolves, I would not be a premiership Gumby

Ah if it isn't Mr Turncoat himself.

 

[GWS Goose]

If they remained the Direwolves, I would not be a premiership Gumby

That is indispensable facts

 

[Barrybran]

The sauna was specifically set up for spudmaster, not zackah.

Falconista is going to be so mad!

You think Falconista would be mad? Imagine what a sweaty Goose smells like.

 

[Falconista]

Or wherever else you want

Clever.
Yes, we can offer you any position you like, UncleImpairedRetina

 

[Barrybran]

Ah if it isn't Mr Turncoat himself.

Hello there Mop. I hope you are well this season.

 

[Falconista]

You think Falconista would be mad? Imagine what a sweaty Goose smells like.

Delicious?

 

[cats_09]

You think Falconista would be mad? Imagine what a sweaty Goose smells like.

Does a sweaty goose smell better or worse than a freshly deep fried goose?

 

[Barrybran]

Does a sweaty goose smell better or worse than a freshly deep fried goose?

Probably worse I reckon

 

[cats_09]

Probably worse I reckon

What if you deep fry a sweaty goose - for an added layer of complexity

 

[Barrybran]

What if you deep fry a sweaty goose - for an added layer of complexity

Would that be less flavoursome than cooking a juicy goose?