Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 2: Coney Island Warriors v Gumbies FFC at Van Cortland Park

[pantskyle]

I didn't know you had one, I guess being an Android it's detachable?

Where do you reckon the batteries slot is?

 

[Purple7x08_24]

Where do you reckon the batteries slot is?

 

[Dinsdale]

What Olympic events did the Shiraz win?

The 20mile hop

 

[Tonga Bob]

The 20mile hop

Mazel tov to it.

 

[spudmaster]

I didn't know you had one, I guess being an Android it's detachable?

Where do you reckon the batteries slot is?

Can't believe Honey has forgotten your drunken shenanigans at the Frankie awards already.

 

[GWS Goose]

Rebounding HB, launching the Gumbies into attack. Biding my time until the coach decides to unleash me into the midfield.

It's a Nick Daicos like rise.
Hopefully he gets the same treatment from the Unps

 

[GWS Goose]

Fun fact...that's all my girlfriend called me for ages, even while watching me play cricket..."well bowled honey!", "nice 6 honey!" ... imagine my horror when my teammates started calling me "honey"

Exactly the same story from my team mates who we call Bubbs

 

[Dinsdale]

Can't believe Honey has forgotten your drunken shenanigans at the Frankie awards already.

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That's my pre-game dressing gown, not my post-game shenanigans robe.

 

[pantskyle]

Can't believe Honey has forgotten your drunken shenanigans at the Frankie awards already.

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A fifth Warriors B&F really inflates the old penis hose.

 

[Falconista]

A fifth Warriors B&F really inflates the old penis hose.

Weirdly GWS Goose said the exact same thing when he won his most recent B&F. He was pretty drunk.

 

[Tonga Bob]

A fifth Warriors B&F really inflates the old penis hose.

Sorry you had to see that brian_muz & zackah but I won’t stand for any rogue penis hose action here.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Weirdly GWS Goose said the exact same thing when he won his most recent B&F. He was pretty drunk.

The Goose has a loose mouth when he’s on the Mountain Cultures.

 

[GWS Goose]

Weirdly GWS Goose said the exact same thing when he won his most recent B&F. He was pretty drunk.

How many do I have, is it 5?

 

[zackah]

Sorry you had to see that brian_muz & zackah but I won’t stand for any rogue penis hose action here.

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Well what fun are you

 

[Falconista]

How many do I have, is it 5?

Three. No one has more.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Well what fun are you

The cobra enjoyed it.

 

[Barrybran]

How many do I have, is it 5?

I don't believe you have won any Warriors' B & F's

 

[Dinsdale]

The Goose has a loose mouth when he’s on the Mountain Cultures.

A loose mouth you say?

 

[Dinsdale]

The cobra enjoyed it.

Here I am with my brother Doug, and our pets Lion and Bitey.

 

[Falconista]

Here I am with my brother Doug, and our pets Lion and Bitey.

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Lion put up surprisingly little fight.

 

[Dinsdale]

Lion put up surprisingly little fight.
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That's not a cobra head, Rassilon.

Doug's cobra was named Lion. No one in the The Gang were game to ask why.

My Tiger "Bitey" was a pussy-cat, kindest thing I've ever known, only ever bit my enemies, of which I had a lot, although none of them in one piece after Bitey said hello.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Here I am with my brother Doug, and our pets Lion and Bitey.

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[pantskyle]

Three. No one has more.

Three is cute, think I have 10 or so. Yep I'm that lame.

 

[Purple7x08_24]

And here's this weeks winner for the Olympics round. A nice easy song to chill to.

 

[Purple7x08_24]

Needs some help. What's the origins of the meme of the guy lying on the floor with a mobile phone. I can't ****ing find it. And what's the context.