Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 2: Coney Island Warriors v Gumbies FFC at Van Cortland Park

[DenieD]

Accurate.
Hence why DenieD and Barrybran got themselves extensive plastic surgery when they concluded their tenures.

And I don't regret it. My plastic surgery was a resounding success.

 

[GWS Goose]

Accurate.
Hence why DenieD and Barrybran got themselves extensive plastic surgery when they concluded their tenures.

That , and they are self absorbed narcissists who drive most, if not all, of their self esteem from superficial things such as their looks.

I wish they could be more humble and understated like me.

 

[Tonga Bob]

And I don't regret it. My plastic surgery was a resounding success.

The smooth featureless crotch must be a concern though???

 

[Tonga Bob]

Sounds like something we would do. Of course, at the end of a beer festival my memory gets a little hazy for some reason.

It's clouded with emotion because we've been kicked out. Next time we should do what Riviat does and hide in the toilets until the next one is on. He's like one of those frogs that lie dormant in the desert until the next rain comes.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Dude you are a meme, I found this following you on twitface

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This didn't end well.

 

[FootyGuy13]

Whenever there's trouble, FootyGuy13 is never far from the scene of the crime.

I'm wanted in 13 countries, but I'll never tell.

 

[A Swallow]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen A Swallow ?

Probably not as swift as I used to be, to be fair TB

 

[Tonga Bob]

Probably not as swift as I used to be, to be fair TB

Put some racing stripes on the side of your plane then. That'll speed things up.

 

[Barrybran]

Put some racing stripes on the side of your plane then. That'll speed things up.

 

[DenieD]

The smooth featureless crotch must be a concern though???

I've had no complaints.

 

[GWS Goose]

Its a long story that involves cats and onions

this has the hallmarks of a netflix story that goes viral.

I look forward to Piers Morgan interviewing the real life protagonists, followed by Piers interviewing experts assessing the interviews with the protagonists.

 

[Tonga Bob]

[at the barbershop]

yeah gimme the camel toe thanks boss

 

[FootyGuy13]

Bro couldn't afford a Davy Crockett hat so just shaved his head to look like a badger.

 

[Purple7x08_24]

Probably not as swift as I used to be, to be fair TB

 

[Tonga Bob]

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[FootyGuy13]

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I am sufficiently whelmed by this announcement.

 

[Dinsdale]

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150 games for Tonga Bob ?? I thought you were ****ing here forever!! And that team sheet, the formatting, the font, the whole vibe!!!

 

[A Swallow]

Thanks for ruining my day

 

[GWS Goose]

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There is no way Barrybran will accept those graphics. I suspect he'll be captain by round 6.
I can only assume that was Tonga Bob 's plan from the outset.
They are a crafty lot those Freo fans. I suspect it's all the extra time they have in September.

 

[Dinsdale]

Thanks for ruining my day

What have you got against Taytay?

 

[Dinsdale]

There is no way Barrybran will accept those graphics. I suspect he'll be captain by round 6.
I can only assume that was Tonga Bob 's plan from the outset.
They are a crafty lot those Freo fans. I suspect it's all the extra time they have in September.

There will be no easy coup at the Warriors...more likely a frakking bloodbath, arms and legs being ripped out, spleens dishevelled, kidneys reappropriated, heads being nailed to coffee tables, dogs and cats sleeping together, Luton airport struck by a nuke.

 

[Ocha905]

150 games for Tonga Bob ?? I thought you were ****ing here forever!! And that team sheet, the formatting, the font, the whole vibe!!!

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Far out, tt's TB's 150th!

El Capitan already belongs in the upper echelon of Sweet. And getting to the upper echelon of Sweet is like traversing the aforementioned El Capitan -



Mazel Tov mate on an, already, outstanding qareer Hopefully we get the victory for you and go hard with the tacos, tequilas and celebrations post game!

 

[Ocha905]

There will be no easy coup at the Warriors...more likely a frakking bloodbath, arms and legs being ripped out, spleens dishevelled, kidneys reappropriated, heads being nailed to coffee tables, dogs and cats sleeping together, Luton airport struck by a nuke.

I imagine it would be like the climatic scene of Cabin in the Woods (unfortunately cut well short here).

 

[Dinsdale]

Bro couldn't afford a Davy Crockett hat so just shaved his head to look like a badger.

We don't need no stinkin' badgers

 

[Dinsdale]

I imagine it would be like the climatic scene of Cabin in the Woods (unfortunately cut well short here).

A bit mild to what I had in mind