Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 2: Coney Island Warriors v Gumbies FFC at Van Cortland Park

[The Filth Wizard]

Three is cute, think I have 10 or so. Yep I'm that lame.

Nothing lame about demanding rover spots for your whole career.

Signed,

Always full forward

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Needs some help. What's the origins of the meme of the guy lying on the floor with a mobile phone. I can't ****ing find it. And what's the context.

It wasn’t Tonga Bob trying to book an Uber after last drinks at a beer festival was it?

 

[Dinsdale]

Needs some help. What's the origins of the meme of the guy lying on the floor with a mobile phone. I can't ****ing find it. And what's the context.

Dude you are a meme, I found this following you on twitface

 

[Purple7x08_24]

Dude you are a meme, I found this following you on twitface

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I'm more of a Linkedin user myself

“My coworkers are like family and I’m so fortunate to work at this great company!”

 

[GWS Goose]

I don't believe you have won any Warriors' B & F's

Why not?
Feels like something I should have won by now

 

[cats_09]

Why not?
Feels like something I should have won by now

Maybe we should send you on loan to them for half a season - that should be enough time for you to earn enough votes, and with the loan fees we can cover the end of season trip without reaching into our own pockets

 

[Tonga Bob]

It wasn’t Tonga Bob trying to book an Uber after last drinks at a beer festival was it?

brian_muz to confirm

 

[Tonga Bob]

Needs some help. What's the origins of the meme of the guy lying on the floor with a mobile phone. I can't ****ing find it. And what's the context.

David Hasselhoff lying on the prison cell floor eating a kebab

 

[Purple7x08_24]

David Hasselhoff lying on the prison cell floor eating a kebab

HAJA I found it but still have no context or the origins of the meme

 

[FootyGuy13]

David Hasselhoff lying on the prison cell floor eating a kebab

You reckon that was the low point of his career, or when his reality TV show was cancelled after 1 episode?

That's old people talk

I'm classified as a "zoomer"

 

[BlueE]

Glad to see you're joining Dinsdale as the author of a self help book.

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So ... this is what you look like after a couple of years Captaining the Gumbies.

 

[Falconista]

So ... this is what you look like after a couple of years Captaining the Gumbies.


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Accurate.
Hence why DenieD and Barrybran got themselves extensive plastic surgery when they concluded their tenures.

 

[BlueE]

Accurate.
Hence why DenieD and Barrybran got themselves extensive plastic surgery when they concluded their tenures.

I almost didn't recognise Barry.

The hair gave it away though.

 

[beez]

WHEN DID Barrybran BECOME A WARRIOR OMG I HATE YOU SO MUCH.



please come back

 

[beez]

I found another photo of you beez

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Don't be silly.

I would never wear a guild grey with a salmon.

 

[beez]

LUPE >> kayne

Ask me to play Kanye - Runaway on piano.

 

[beez]

And just for the record, Smellybran, I am never giving you a like EVER again.

Not even for the Jebediah reference from earlier.

 

[spudmaster]

Ask me to play Kanye - Runaway on piano.

It's good, but it's no chopsticks.

 

[spudmaster]

WHEN DID Barrybran BECOME A WARRIOR OMG I HATE YOU SO MUCH.



please come back

Don't blame me, I voted for Brandi!

 

[Mop]

What happened to Mop ?

Its a long story that involves cats and onions

 

[spudmaster]

Its a long story that involves cats and onions

Whenever there's trouble, FootyGuy13 is never far from the scene of the crime.

 

[Freofalcon]

Is he from Africa or Europe?

 

[Dinsdale]

WHEN DID Barrybran BECOME A WARRIOR OMG I HATE YOU SO MUCH.



please come back

Settle Mr Shouty

 

[Braklet]

Having a Braklet for dinner tonight. Pastry turned out a little weird however.

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You should be very careful mocking The Great Old Ones, looks like you're inviting Cthulhu to dinner.

 

[brian_muz]

brian_muz to confirm

Sounds like something we would do. Of course, at the end of a beer festival my memory gets a little hazy for some reason.