Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 2: Coney Island Warriors v Gumbies FFC at Van Cortland Park

[Piggy Smalls]

There will be no easy coup at the Warriors...more likely a frakking bloodbath, arms and legs being ripped out, spleens dishevelled, kidneys reappropriated, heads being nailed to coffee tables, dogs and cats sleeping together, Luton airport struck by a nuke.

If I had a dollar for every spleen I had dishevelled or every kidney I had reappropriated I'd be able to afford a really fancy can of IPA

 

[Dinsdale]

If I had a dollar for every spleen I had dishevelled or every kidney I had reappropriated I'd be able to afford a really fancy can of IPA

Well you are a specialist

 

[Barrybran]

There is no way Barrybran will accept those graphics. I suspect he'll be captain by round 6.
I can only assume that was Tonga Bob 's plan from the outset.
They are a crafty lot those Freo fans. I suspect it's all the extra time they have in September.

I hear what you're saying but if I wanted to be a captain again I would have taken the Furies job where the expectations are much lower

 

[spudmaster]

Congrats el capitano on notching up game number 150, and with it, life membership at the Wazzas.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Happy IPA Day to all who celebrate and observe

 

[Piggy Smalls]

Happy IPA Day to all who celebrate and observe

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Fancy!

 

[Dinsdale]

Just letting you know that Fargo is on 9 at 9:45 starring the one and only...

 

[Dinsdale]

Happy IPA Day to all who celebrate and observe

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8.5 goodnight

 

[Falconista]

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From the tennis qourt to a ruck battle. Looking forward to it, spudmaster.

 

[spudmaster]

From the tennis qourt to a ruck battle. Looking forward to it, spudmaster.
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With the whole jumping thing still being a work in progress, Ocha905's job as ruck-rover in the early season games is to throw me up in the air towards the ball at center bounces. Would be appreciated if he hung around long enough to ensure a soft landing also unlike last week.

Looking forward to the battle, my friend.

 

[FootyGuy13]

We don't need no stinkin' badgers

Get your references right, Dins

 

[Ocha905]

With the whole jumping thing still being a work in progress, Ocha905's job as ruck-rover in the early season games is to throw me up in the air towards the ball at center bounces. Would be appreciated if he hung around long enough to ensure a soft landing also unlike last week.

Looking forward to the battle, my friend.

I could do that...

 

[Falconista]

With the whole jumping thing still being a work in progress, Ocha905's job as ruck-rover in the early season games is to throw me up in the air towards the ball at center bounces. Would be appreciated if he hung around long enough to ensure a soft landing also unlike last week.

Looking forward to the battle, my friend.

That's fine. You can play ruqby union while the rest of us play qooty.

 

[GWS Goose]

I hear what you're saying but if I wanted to be a captain again I would have taken the Furies job where the expectations are much lower

I know you don't "want" to be captain. So does Tonga Bob
I also know how much that team list graphic will haunt your soul. So does Tonga Bob

You will be forced to take matters into your own hands to correct that ungodly piece of work. Bob knows that too.
Bob has been planning this from the minute he signed you .
How else do you explain the existence of that graphic.
Face it Baz, you've been played.

Wouldn't be surprised if TheInjuryFactory is involved is this plot
I'm telling you, those Freo guys are playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers

 

[GWS Goose]

Happy IPA Day to all who celebrate and observe

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I do now, how often is this sacred holiday

 

[Tonga Bob]

I know you don't "want" to be captain. So does Tonga Bob
I also know how much that team list graphic will haunt your soul. So does Tonga Bob

You will be forced to take matters into your own hands to correct that ungodly piece of work. Bob knows that too.
Bob has been planning this from the minute he signed you .
How else do you explain the existence of that graphic.
Face it Baz, you've been played.

Wouldn't be surprised if TheInjuryFactory is involved is this plot
I'm telling you, those Freo guys are playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers

You’re talking a lot about captaincy for someone who has never taken on the responsibilities of captaincy. C’mon Goose, give Falconista a chop out and take the big seat.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I do now, how often is this sacred holiday

As often as you like.

 

[Falconista]

You’re talking a lot about captaincy for someone who has never taken on the responsibilities of captaincy. C’mon Goose, give Falconista a chop out and take the big seat.

Bobby, you sure know how to

 

[Barrybran]

I know you don't "want" to be captain. So does Tonga Bob
I also know how much that team list graphic will haunt your soul. So does Tonga Bob

You will be forced to take matters into your own hands to correct that ungodly piece of work. Bob knows that too.
Bob has been planning this from the minute he signed you .
How else do you explain the existence of that graphic.
Face it Baz, you've been played.

Wouldn't be surprised if TheInjuryFactory is involved is this plot
I'm telling you, those Freo guys are playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers

Maybe so but I'll be playing backgammon. I will bamboozle everyone including myself because I don't know how to play backgammon.

 

[A Swallow]

What have you got against Taytay?

Nothing in particular, I could just happily never hear anything from her ever again.

 

[Dinsdale]

Nothing in particular, I could just happily never hear anything from her ever again.

Ok. She reckons you're OK for a gumby.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Bobby, you sure know how to

Us beez winners need to look after each other.

 

[Barrybran]

Us beez winners need to look after each other.

Does that mean the Warriors are a support group?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Does that mean the Warriors are a support group?

In that we support the SFA with our razor sharp wit and our devilishly good looks?

 

[Barrybran]

In that we support the SFA with our razor sharp wit and our devilishly good looks?

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I was talking about support for former beez winners but go ahead and hold a gun to my head in space. Whatever.

I am curious how we got up there so quickly though.