Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 3 - Gumbies FFC v Gold City Royals at The House of Gumby

[grumbleguts]

How is American beer like making love in a canoe?
They're both f*ing close to water!

Thanks Monty.

 

[grumbleguts]

My insults mean nothing to me so I'm gonna need you to keep it up.

I'd unplug your life support to charge my third mobile phone.

 

[beez]

My golly.

Having just visited the Swans board and had a squizz at the Sack Horse thread, it makes you wonder for the sanity of all of us around here.

I mean, I can't really judge because I am too emotionally invested in some random simulated game, but by golly Club boards are the cesspoll of vomit.

If only the sim could integrate umpiring 'mistakes' to make the banter increase another level. Then we could truly see who the uneducated dolts are on this board.

 

[beez]

#sackhorse

#sackMcFly

 

[GreyCrow]

I'd unplug your life support to charge my third mobile phone.

See manicpie this is how you know a true Royal

By the 3rd phone

 

[GreyCrow]

My golly.

Having just visited the Swans board and had a squizz at the Sack Horse thread, it makes you wonder for the sanity of all of us around here.

I mean, I can't really judge because I am too emotionally invested in some random simulated game, but by golly Club boards are the cesspoll of vomit.

If only the sim could integrate umpiring 'mistakes' to make the banter increase another level. Then we could truly see who the uneducated dolts are on this board.

Dont read the Hinkley or Nicks threads

 

[beez]

Oh nahnah, I wasn't advocating to sack Fly. I was just mocking the two boards for the childish response to one loss.

How can Fly go from being a master coach in '22 and '23 to being a shit coach in '24? I mean, the gumption of some random person on Bigfooty who's never coached a game in their life to believe they know more than the groupthink of experienced AFL coaches.

laughable.

 

[nahnah]

Oh nahnah, I wasn't advocating to sack Fly. I was just mocking the two boards for the childish response to one loss.

How can Fly go from being a master coach in '22 and '23 to being a shit coach in '24? I mean, the gumption of some random person on Bigfooty who's never coached a game in their life to believe they know more than the groupthink of experienced AFL coaches.

laughable.

On our board I am sick of reading about Fin, Reef and how we have to retire players so they can make the team by default. Leave the wooden spoons for the tigers

 

[GWS Goose]

I actually turned it off and put a line through our season half way through the third.

You don't deserve the success the Swans bring you!

 

[Brenton Davy]

I actually turned it off and put a line through our season half way through the third.

Oh ye of little (if somewhat justifiably so) faith.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

He's a God.

I hereby revoke my fan status for Bailey Banfield. Like, just why?

 

[CatToTheFuture]

My golly.

Having just visited the Swans board and had a squizz at the Sack Horse thread, it makes you wonder for the sanity of all of us around here.

I mean, I can't really judge because I am too emotionally invested in some random simulated game, but by golly Club boards are the cesspoll of vomit.

If only the sim could integrate umpiring 'mistakes' to make the banter increase another level. Then we could truly see who the uneducated dolts are on this board.

Oh my God, they have a sack horse thread?

Yikes

 

[GWS Goose]

Oh my God, they have a sack horse thread?

Yikes

Ridiculous isn't

 

[beez]

Oh my God, they have a sack horse thread?

Yikes

Kinda like your board from '18-to-most of '22. Or even '12 to '22. Scott won you a flag in '11 and kept you guys uber-competitive for over a decade.

That a team doesn't win the flag automatically assumes that a) the coach is shit, b) the coach doesn't try stuff and c) the players just don't care enough.

I mean, Geelong/Sydney/Collingwood fans are so ****ing selfish. How much ****ing success have you guys had over the last 10/15/20 years? Spare me your tears about umpiring and biased AFL and fixturing and travel.

Laughable.



(sorry, I think I may have finally short-circuited after 20 years in this Godforsaken hellscape)

 

[Brenton Davy]

Ridiculous isn't it

Fixed

 

[GWS Goose]

Kinda like your board from '18-to-most of '22. Or even '12 to '22. Scott won you a flag in '11 and kept you guys uber-competitive for over a decade.

That a team doesn't win the flag automatically assumes that a) the coach is shit, b) the coach doesn't try stuff and c) the players just don't care enough.

I mean, Geelong/Sydney/Collingwood fans are so ****ing selfish. How much ****ing success have you guys had over the last 10/15/20 years? Spare me your tears about umpiring and biased AFL and fixturing and travel.

Laughable.



(sorry, I think I may have finally short-circuited after 20 years in this Godforsaken hellscape)

So accurate though!

 

[beez]

Fixed

KINDA LIKE LAST NIGHT'S GAME, YEAH.

****ING AFL WANTS TO RIG IT SO THE SWANS GET IN THE GRAND FINAL.

PAY THE UMPS SO COLLINGWOOD LOSE SO THE MEDIA CAN HANG SHIT ON THEM.


that's how it's done

 

[GWS Goose]

Fixed

Correcting my mistakes is a full time job.
Plus side. It's helping beez therapist put their kids through private school

 

[Brenton Davy]

KINDA LIKE LAST NIGHT'S GAME, YEAH.

****ING AFL WANTS TO RIG IT SO THE SWANS GET IN THE GRAND FINAL.

PAY THE UMPS SO COLLINGWOOD LOSE SO THE MEDIA CAN HANG SHIT ON THEM.


that's how it's done

Um…

Wow! Say what you really think…

 

[Footypie32]

You shouldn't have to blow your own trumpet. You're a Royal. You have servants to blow trumpets for you. I have my own flyswatter polisher.

I just upgraded a servant to Lord Commander of the Frogs.

It's a man with a frog on his head.




The frog also has his/her own butler. We're not barbarians.

 

[nahnah]

Im scared to react to a beez post in fear i get tagged again

 

[beez]

I just upgraded a servant to Lord Commander of the Frogs.

It's a man with a frog on his head.


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The frog also has his/her own butler. We're not barbarians.

WE ARE IN A SIMULATION PEOPLE!

 

[Brenton Davy]

I just upgraded a servant to Lord Commander of the Frogs.

It's a man with a frog on his head.


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The frog also has his/her own butler. We're not barbarians.

Our butler’s butlers have butlers.

The Royals. Solving Sweets unemployment problems.

 

[beez]

Im scared to react to a beez post in fear i get tagged again

You post anything conspiratorial about umpiring, fixturing, breaks between games or media bias I will 100% call you out.

 

[Footypie32]

WE ARE IN A SIMULATION PEOPLE!

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