Oppo Camp Steven May (We have messed with his head) 🚭💨

[Markfs]

My understanding is that Steven May

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Steven May

Age

32

Ht

193cm

Wt

101kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.7

4star

K

10.5

4star

HB

4.2

3star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.5

3star

MG

307.3

4star

D

15.5

4star

K

12.1

5star

HB

3.4

2star

M

3.4

3star

T

0.5

1star

MG

378.4

5star

D

12.4

4star

K

8.8

4star

HB

3.6

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

1.8

4star

was pissed and he was pissed....in both the aussie and american sense of the word...

I think it's pretty funny. I like him. He's good entertainment. I would have started a thread to celebrate his attitude to missing out on a premiership and his attitude to drinking. Keep up the good work Steve...

 

[Rohan25]

I liked how he said lots of fans come up to him and tell him they really admire and respect how much he hates losing.

AFL players are of course mostly known for how much they enjoy losing, but not our Steven, he hates it. Have you seen his cross face when he gives up a goal? That proves it.

 

[Bianconeri]

Sure, this isn’t binary. There are places between 1st and 17th.

As I said, I reckon Fly & co could have won the 2023 Premiership with any of the top 10 teams.

10th best list is still a lot better than 17th best.

 

[NMBB]

“At Melbourne we have the best players, we have the most superstar players… not everybody knows this. We won all our finals, the fake news AFL doesn’t want you to know that but we won. We are the best team… we are so much better than all the other teams.”

"We are going to win so much you will get sick of winning".

 

[76woodenspooners]

10th best list is still a lot better than 17th best.

Nobody is saying we won the 2023 Premiership with a list worse than WCE and North.

 

[jimmy35]

“The hunger has never been..you know…hungrier”

We’re not exactly dealing with one of the world’s deep thinkers here.

He’s their very own Greek philosopher. I shall call him Playdough.

 

[AmericanMustard]

My favourite part about this is the “I’ve probably put too many back” like he’s a 17 year old high school kid drinking with his mates thinking he’s more superior than his mates with his drinking capacity. Cmon brother, your in your 30s

 

[OniAu]

Cheers for playing a small part in inspiring our boys to go back to back May you dumbhead.

Even shellfish thought he was a peanut for his comments


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[Chief Ten Beers]

How is a team that straight sets two years in a row, a better team than the actual premiers?

 

[frizzle]

What are the chances May got belted by one of his teammates later that night? Looking forward to beating them again next year. Hopefully by just a point this time.

 

[Pistol Night]

How is a team that straight sets two years in a row, a better team than the actual premiers?

When you have an IQ of 7 and 19 beers under the belt

 

[FireKrakouer]

I think it's pretty funny. I like him. He's good entertainment. I would have started a thread to celebrate his attitude to missing out on a premiership and his attitude to drinking. Keep up the good work Steve...

I agree. If the roles were reversed and it was a collingwood player showing this sort of character I think we'd all love it so fair play there Steve you lovable drunken bogan goose.

 

[Anzacday]

Updated the thread title

 

[Pistol Night]

Updated the thread title

It didn't take much messing to be fair. Steve did a jigsaw that said "For 3 years and under" and was extremely proud when it only took him 9 months

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

The irony of May claiming Melbourne are better than us.

We're the one team in the comp that has the wood over Melbourne for the better part of 7 or 8 years.

They've gone out in straight sets two years running after a COVID flag where they played a team that finished outside the Top 4. Reckon May slightly overrates his club somewhat.

 

[Pistol Night]

Bet ya Clarry Oliver is relieved someone looks like a bigger knob than him at Melbourne this week now

 

[The Royal Sampler]

I agree. If the roles were reversed and it was a collingwood player showing this sort of character I think we'd all love it so fair play there Steve you lovable drunken bogan goose.

I don’t think we would; a player claiming we’re better than the current premiers after themselves having lost four finals in a row? I think we’d probably be tearing strips off them actually.

 

[Kirby]

I agree. If the roles were reversed and it was a collingwood player showing this sort of character I think we'd all love it so fair play there Steve you lovable drunken bogan goose.

You’ve got to be kidding?

He’d get lynched for such a dumbarse comment and rightly so.

 

[Pistol Night]

You’ve got to be kidding?

He’d get lynched for such a dumbarse comment and rightly so.

Fly would be mortified if our players openly belittled another club like this. Stay classy Melbourne

 

[yeee_haaaa!!!!!]

What a flog. Dees have lost their last 4 finals to Carl, coll, lions at the G and swans at the G. Yeah real unlucky . How about face up to the fact they are a soft club who are actually just not that good

 

[Pistol Night]

What a flog. Dees have lost their last 4 finals to Carl, coll, lions at the G and swans at the G. Yeah real unlucky . How about face up to the fact they are a soft club who are actually just not that good

They are good but their leadership is terrible clearly

 

[NMBB]

Fly would be mortified if our players openly belittled another club like this. Stay classy Melbourne

There's a direct, traceable link between May's comments and Goodwin's low class comments about Maynard

Keep it up Melbourne

 

[Antz]

It appears as though May was admitted to Hosptial as his sodium levels were through the roof

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/very-shellfish-dees-star-spends-night-in-hospital-after-allergic-reaction/news-story/725d7c8e9ee1f1590cd78b4fd54465e8

Too many beers I think. Alcohol poisoning? Lol.

 

[Pistol Night]

Too many beers I think. Alcohol poisoning? Lol.

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He had 2 Bacardi Breezers and a crab stick

 

[iGNITER]

Knowing someone who is involved at Melbourne I get some stories every now and then. Apparently the general consensus around the traps within the club he is an absolute clown.