RubbaDuck
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- Mar 6, 2022
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A rare Matty Roberts media sighting !!!
Side note - WTF is going on with the club's media this week? First no video of Horse's weekly press conference, now a player's press conference with one lone interviewer who was clearly from our own media team...
Why can't they afford a microphone to hand around. I'm tired of having to crank up the volume for a question only to blow the speakers off when the answer comes. There's only one interviewer, she could have her own mic, yet the interviewer sounds like she's asking the questions from the closed window of a bus three blocks away.
Luckily there's rarely any substance to these "interviews". Players trot out the usual platitudes that make up the Swans' patois.
"Any team can beat any other on their day" "The contest is so even, we need to be up and about" "Player 'X' brings so much to our team when they're in form" "It's going to take a whole team effort" "We're all on the same page" "I'm happy to do whatever role I'm asked to do" "We're only focused on the next game" (despite ordering a bunch of GF tickets for family and friends) "We'll back each other to get the job done" or post game, "it was good to get on the end of a few" (follows any >5 goal haul)