Official Match Thread Sweet FA S15 Round 15 : Roys FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at Brunswick Junction Oval

[Mobbs]

I could well be in the league of Norm Johnstone styled rucks.

Stocka I know you're keen on a roving possie. Here's our predicament.

The followers and centreline are clearly the closest positions to what you're after, if not the roving spot per se.
Our current playes in these positions are :
Wing - Freakie - people are calling him one of the Mobbs medal favourites
Centre - royboy 29 - arrived in a blaze of glory, two BOGs and another match or two up in the top 5, being likened to Mark Dwyer
Wing - Broken - actually his form is a little suspect, but he's probably the best contributor the club has around the league
Ruck - pantskyle - can't ruck for crap but nearly every post on the entire forum is his
Ruck-Rover - 3KZ is Football -very solid contributions on field week in week out, been starring the last 3 weeks
Rover - royboy2 - until last week's quiet game, has not too far behind Freakie in attracting the vote-givers' attention

We'll see how we go, see who chimes in. But :

 

[Stocka]

A quick look back over the Roys' history and my track-record in the ruck-rover position in the early years and my good performances in similar roles earlier this year make those other schmerts pale in comparison.

In fact, forget the legalities of it; I should be named in every position this week.

 

[Mobbs]

*** Updated to Rd 11, Season 15, only (missing last 3 rounds) ***

Playing history for STOCKA, OLMY :
Total Games    : 130 
Total Goals    : 116 
Best goal haul : 4 (SWAROY06.03S)
Best disposals : 28 (FURROY06.08S)
Best dreamteam : 111 (RAZBDR02.06S)

Playing history for 3KZISFOOTB, 3KZ IS FOO :
Total Games    : 60 
Total Goals    : 29 
Best goal haul : 3 (ROYBOM15.01S)
Best disposals : 33 (ROYDEM13.13S)
Best dreamteam : 102 (GUMROY13.03S)

Playing history for ROYBOY2 :
Total Games    : 76 
Total Goals    : 45 
Best goal haul : 4 (HAWROY12.05S)
Best disposals : 32 (FURROY14.13S)
Best dreamteam : 124 (ROYWON15.10S)

Playing history for PANTSKYLE :
Total Games    : 11 
Total Goals    : 6 
Best goal haul : 2 (HAWROY15.09S)
Best disposals : 26 (DEMROY15.05S)
Best dreamteam : 94 (FURROY15.11S)

Playing history for FREAKIE :
Total Games    : 81 
Total Goals    : 93 
Best goal haul : 8 (SDRDEM11.20S)
Best disposals : 28 (FURROY15.11S)
Best dreamteam : 115 (FURROY15.11S)

Playing history for ROYBOY 29 :
Total Games    : 2 
Total Goals    : 3 
Best goal haul : 2 (ROYWON15.10S)
Best disposals : 31 (FURROY15.11S)
Best dreamteam : 115 (ROYWON15.10S)

Playing history for BROKEN :
Total Games    : 149 
Total Goals    : 51 
Best goal haul : 3 (ROYWON14.01S)
Best disposals : 31 (ROYFUR06.19S)
Best dreamteam : 115 (DRAROY06.10S)

 

[Maroon Goon]

you can't just leave it at that, how did it end?

It wasn't pretty i had to retrieve a telegram from her leg garter....With my teeth oooww

 

[Maroon Goon]

... anyways:

Last round we played good, but not great, fantooty and scraped home against the Dragons. Couldah pummelled them if not for poor, err, completely whowillbuyyyythesebeautifulrooooses kicking at goal, but it was still a tough test.

The last few weeks 3KZ is Football has had his receiving boots on, sneaking out from under the distraction clear dwyerphile royboy 29 has put over everyone. royboy2 had been awesome as well, not so much last week. Ed Gein and Cheetah have been awesome additions. Up forward there has only really been one good week where Fred aimed truly, otherwise its been a right kerfuffle. pantskyle has been awesome around the threads with his threads despite most times being pantsedkyle in his rucking duties. The Goon machine rolls on with an eclectic coverage of subject matter that feels like a transcript of Overnights. He's also been prolific on the field. Up back no-one cares because they're backmen. Freakie has been racking up the attention of the overseers, whether he can maintain his pace with all those injuries, well, nothing some illegal injections can't postpone.

We sit a mere 2 points out of the four. Other teams get to win and lose too, so don't think we simply need to win to play finals. We need to win, then win, and then probably win. Thing is, we can do exactly that.

Bombers are our hardest target. That's because they're the most engorged. I'd say we're a 33% chance of playing finals right now. Beat the Tres Bombres and we're evens.

We couldn't fit all our active players in last week. While awesome, it also sucks. Stocka, Roylion, and probably flea29 will all be knocking at the door this week looking for a spot in the side. What to do, what to do. If we get enough takers, I'm gonna stand out. I've been playing like shit, anyway. Reardo has been a bit preoccupied of recent but obviously he'll have plenty to say.

C'arn the 'rillas, this one and it;s from misery to happiness today. Uh huh (uh huh).

Willy Hill, she used to call it.

Couldn't help but reading through the dragons game that Dicky really played a blinder..Just wonder if that's only cause he's got one eye?

 

[Roylion]

Oh wow! Good to see you You might want to start your stretches, say, yesterday!

I've been stretching my elbow for quite a while now. Might be handy in the packs come match time.

Those pots are quite heavy you know.

 

[pantskyle]

I reckon put him the ruck, that will cure him.

Trying to duck me?

 

[pantskyle]

Wow yet to crack a century on the DT points.

Will need to change that this game.

And Mobbs for someone who is only 5ft tall I do ok in the ruck. I've started gluing my pants on because I'm sick of being ummm pantsed.

 

[Fat Pizza]

Plenty of competition for places in the team this week.

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

Wow yet to crack a century on the DT points.

Will need to change that this game.

And Mobbs for someone who is only 5ft tall I do ok in the ruck. I've started gluing my pants on because I'm sick of being ummm pantsed.

Unfortunately for you I am an expert in the art of getting into pants... your glue will be rendered impotent!!

 

[Broken]

Plenty of competition for places in the team this week.

I think we might swing a late change 30 minutes to the start of the game to screw the Bombers up.

 

[pantskyle]

Unfortunately for you I am an expert in the art of getting into pants... your glue will be rendered impotent!!

I'll make you impotent.

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

I'll make you impotent.

Is this the part where I say come at me?

Or is it.... 'cum' at me?

 

[pantskyle]

Is this the part where I say come at me?

Or is it.... 'cum' at me?

I'm also impotent so I'll just be going.

Derka derka.

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

I'm also impotent so I'll just be going.

Derka derka.

Don't let me hear your infidel mouth defile our sacred tongue again... EVER!!

 

[pantskyle]

Don't let me hear your infidel mouth defile our sacred tongue again... EVER!!

They are onto me. Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun.

 

[Broken]

Don't let me hear your infidel mouth defile our sacred tongue again... EVER!!

Oh go back to Durkadurkastan

 

[Kooka]

im ready .Have I had a kick yet

 

[Gee Dub]

Where is Reardo anyway? And for the record I've been voluntarily pantsed.

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

Oh go back to Durkadurkastan

Fine!

I'll go to Lambs on Bakalakadhaka street - they have the best marinated brains.

 

[Broken]

Fine!

I'll go to Lambs on Bakalakadhaka street - they have the best marinated brains.

Zombie cuisine?

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

Lamb brains brah.

 

[Broken]

Lamb brains brah.

Zombie sheep cuisine?

 

[pantskyle]

Where is Reardo anyway? And for the record I've been voluntarily pantsed.

He is trimming his mustache. It is a 5 day job.

 

[royboy2]

Lets win this one Roys, i'm sick of losing to these *****