Sydney is such a ****weak club (premiership edition)

[lionshine]

Apparently the riots in Sydney were a dress rehearsal incase they lost in the Grand Final. Lucky Hawthorn are such a kind club that they deliberately lost so you guys didn't hurt yourselves. #Win was rigged#Should be a replay once the Sydney public get counselling to control their anger ect. ect. The riots in 2005 were for the same purpose. They got cocky after they won though so didn't bother in 2006. I heard it got messy with no dress rehearsal.

 

[Happy_Neale]

Remember that time we won more than two premierships in 70 years? That was awesome.

 

[Hollow Knight]

Remember that time we won more than two premierships in 70 years? That was awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=FAh9x5-5ffo#t=67s

 

[dlanod]

Damn! Uhh... Swans only won the Premiership because we don't wanna win a Grand Final by a pathetic 10 points. That's not decisive at all. How can they expect to be called the best team in the competition when they win by that much. Just give us one or two seasons, we'll beat Geelong's 119 record.

Better?

Much.

 

[luthor]

Maybe a mod could attach a large red asterisk to this thread title with a footnote reading something lIke:

WARNING:- COMLETE PISSTAKE

Geez there are some thickie thick-headed people around who have nearly ruined a classic thread with their well....thickheaded-ness.

Well done to those who have kept it on track

 

[____]

Remember the time when we won back-to-back premierships? Sydney/South Melbourne haven't even gone back-to-back

 

[swansfan51]

I remember when this thread used to be great. Stupid Brisbane, can't even manage a piss-take thread properly

 

[Syd]

Remember the time when we won back-to-back premierships? Sydney/South Melbourne haven't even gone back-to-back

2013 Board

 

[luthor]

I remember when this thread used to be great. Stupid Brisbane, can't even manage a piss-take thread properly

At least we've got one.

You lot is far to pissweak to even start one.

Youse are much more stupider than we are.

 

[____]

2013 Board

We only won four games in 2011, despite being competitive in most of our fixtures. We added six more wins in 2012, beating then top of the ladder West Coast and the eventual second placed team in the normal season, Adelaide, despite giving them a six goal head start. Our squad has plenty of improving young talent playing with legends who have already tasted triple premiership glory in the maroon, blue and gold, who will be hungry for more success. Under the guidance of a future premiership coach, we should continue our improvement by winning at least another six matches, beating the teams from around us in 2012 and claiming more scalps of other finalists. This will get us into the finals. We currently have a 100% record against you guys in finals so if we play your pissweak club, we will have no problem beating you guys and since you guys are supposedly the reigning premiers, we should beat everyone else and therefore have an easy win in the Grand Final

 

[Syd]

You're assembling a good list for sure, and another 4 wins on the cards for next year.
But that wont get you finals.

Tippett however, will.

It's a well strcutured mini serve you posted there, but save it for when we meet next year!!
Enjoy the off season Brions, see you all again soon.

 

[RU_]

You're assembling a good list for sure, and another 4 wins on the cards for next year.
But that wont get you finals.

Tippett however, will.

It's a well strcutured mini serve you posted there, but save it for when we meet next year!!
Enjoy the off season Brions, see you all again soon.

I think you are wrong there.. Norf got 14 wins and made finals. Pisser!

 

[Sydney Bloods]

So your aim is to get annihilated in round one of the finals?

 

[Ed_Gein]

Tall poppy syndrome. Everyone wants to cut us down. Give us a break you little itty bitty lion cubs.

 

[PattyKwasagun]

According to the CM, if Sydney get Tippett, we're a chance to pursue Mike Pyke. A bit of reading between the lines makes it clear that he wants out. Who could blame him?

 

[Ed_Gein]

You always want our sloppy seconds..... Buchanan? bwahaha. Pyke? Bwahaha

 

[Schache It Off]

It's a cost of living allowance!

You guys pay like 3 cents more for a loaf of bread!

 

[Sydney Bloods]

You guys pay like 3 cents more for a loaf of bread!

Yeah and our rookies need a lot of fibre for strong bones.

 

[Hollow Knight]

You always want our sloppy seconds..... Buchanan? bwahaha. Pyke? Bwahaha

Speaking of sloppy seconds, remember when you paid Daniel Bradshaw $111,000 per game?

 

[Ed_Gein]

.........

 

[jackess]

I wonder how much money Longmire slipped the umpires to get them over the line.

 

[Ed_Gein]

Me speaka no Engelish

 

[Membling]

I wonder how much money Longmire slipped the umpires to get them over the line.

Obviously less than hawthorn did.

Hhhmmm next year it will be the ten year anniversary since the lions last premiership, 1 year for us...

 

[jackess]

Obviously less than hawthorn did.

Hhhmmm next year it will be the ten year anniversary since the lions last premiership, 1 year for us...

You mean the ten year anniversary since the Lions won three in a row. When was the last time the Swans even won two premierships in a row?

 

[Membling]

You mean the ten year anniversary since the Lions won three in a row. When was the last time the Swans even won two premierships in a row?

When was the last time the lions got to a gf?

04.... lost to port....