The 19th man, WOOHOO!

[Jumbo]

You conveniently ignore it has nothing to do with Port being some stellar team, you weren't sitting near the top of the table and we were bottom..
Monfries bounce doesn't happen, we played finals and you missed out

And now, it's a one off game, it's on our board.. Not a weekly/monthly/yearly over and over lot of shit..
I'm not going to go into other reasons why I wasn't wasting my time with it anymore..
You lot come on there trying to start shit, of course I'm going to give it back to you..
At least I get a bit creative
It used to be ok.. I'm amazed anyone that was here in that period can still be here fighting the other mob daily
You know many of us got sick of it, keep living in fantasy land

 

[RonSon]

Monfries bounce doesn't happen, we played finals and you missed out

Actually if that went through for a point, we lock it in and regain the ball at the kick out and win by 5 points not 4.

 

[Pafcsince86]

Wow now that is something new!!!

It's the gift that keeps on giving!

 

[PowerForGood]

Monfries bounce doesn't happen, we played finals and you missed out

If Gray's bounce in the first minute went through, then we win by more?
If Broadbent's kick goes through instead of hitting the post in Round 23, then we are even more comfortable in the top 8?
If Essendon* didn't happen, then Crows are nowhere near the top 8?
If Liberatore's shot for goal was called as a goal (correctly!), then you wouldn't have made the GF in 97?
If the AFL backed us in 1990, then there wouldn't be a Crows?
If your auntie had balls, she'd be your uncle?

So many if's....

 

[drcollossimo]

Since I have to answer to you apparently, I posted twice in June, the first time I had in a long time..
I thought you were brighter (and a little better) than this
You should aim this at someone deserving
You know that some (many) people were getting sick of what the Port/Crows shitfights had become, inane shit doing my head in..

But I know it's just a vengeful little "get back" because I called you out on our board for disappearing for years when Port were shit, then storming back out from your cocoon when Port did a little better.. Grow a little bit of spine, but hey, you follow Sturt but took on the Power because you thought they'd win every premiership in the AFL and you could be on a winner..

Hey KarmaBus where is the bus stop for cheating the salary cap for 3 years and pleading guilty to 9 charges linked to salary cap rorts and draft tampering?

 

[Jello_B]

Now i know you are new on this site but just a warning for you, pap supporters on this site go into hiding whenever hard times fall upon their club & when their illustrious spiritual leader in the Dee One couldn't stand the shame of Port being the first established club to lose to not only the Suns but also to the Giants he upped & crawled out of this place never to be seen or heard of again, as per usual only one or two papsies remained including the old fart but hey presto the Port Power had a good year in 2013 & out they come again including the rejects from TPFP

Enjoy your loss this coming Saturday flog.

I only just found this big ears so pick one out of a crowd if you want. Denial is not the final stage for you.

 

[JHF1870]

Wait.. what the hell was a PAPTealster doing there in the first place?

The chants were lame, but I think a Tealster hanging out in order to film is is f*cking lamer




Totally in the same realm.

I'm not talking about the march to the oval, per se... but a practice run... lame as f*ck

Can't wait til Eddie Betts rips you a new arseh*le

But then where would we get our entertainment. This is gold. Even funnier, hearing a crowbot on youtube threatening to sue them. HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[JHF1870]

The inspiration for the AFC's chant night

What? this is way better, I like it.

 

[radiojake]

Even funnier, hearing a crowbot on youtube threatening to sue them. HAHAHAHAHAHA

haha what?

 

[Kickpuncher]

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

A few hired extras & a couple of spare ones in that vid lulz

 

[ExpectToWin]

This one time, at Chant Camp, I stuck a crows flag up my ****

 

[dav3]

A few hired extras & a couple of spare ones in that vid lulz

Did the "Port infiltrator" make it into the video?

 

[Cronos]

Simply genius lyrics.

I mean, that one line, "da-da-da-da-da Crows Woo!" was amazing.

 

[Cronos]

 

[JHF1870]

da da da da heck is dis shit.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Is Jelly a reference to your 'supporter group' not being able to eat solids anymore?

Nah, they have false teeth. How else would they be able to eat apricot slice? Because mushed up apricot slice doesn't sound too pleasant.

 

[Premiers04]

So deep and poetic, video should be flagged for extreme levels of lyrical wizardry.

 

[Vic_Vinegar]

Nothing like beating the shit out of a dead horse.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

I have no words .

 

[Jumbo]

I have no words .

How about, Da da da da da da da da da da

 

[Epilegs]

I keep coming back here, just to watch that video. Friggn hilarious.

The crows marketing staff come up with the best anti-crows banter

 

[xamol]

I got nuthin'

 

[RonSon]

Oh two, oh two,
Soon to be,
Zero three.


It's pretty catchy.

 

[Asgardian]

I got nuthin'

Couldn't you have included a "de" & a "do"?

Or was that considered too complicated for the average crowbot attending the footy?