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Every time an Essendon* injector brings up the past, it adds about another 20 years of finals losses to the tally!
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I can understand that.
All those listed went to existing clubs who had performed poorly. Sheedy coached a “start up” at GWS.
They had no prior form whatsoever, and we surely all agree were guaranteed to finish bottom in their first couple of years.
Pretty obvious don’t you think?
Yup - nothing to hide. Except all the lies they told in interviews with ASADA. And nothing to hide - that's why they kept no records of what was going on. Nothing suspect there at all! Nothing says good governance like a fairly deliberate lack of record keeping.
I think someone online posted that, so must be.Just heard something crazy: the last three times a game has been won by a kick after the siren, the bummers have been on the wrong end of it. Is this true?
It's true, Elliot, Houston and Andrew....I think someone online posted that, so must be.
Dodo to blame for lack of polish & class on the list.Scott said they lacked "polish, system and class".
Is he saying they have a list problem, a coaching problem or both?
Dodo to blame for lack of polish & class on the list.
Scott is to blame lack of system.
Long live the Dodo
It's true, Elliot, Houston and Andrew....
Just heard something crazy: the last three times a game has been won by a kick after the siren, the bummers have been on the wrong end of it. Is this true?
Just heard something crazy: the last three times a game has been won by a kick after the siren, the bummers have been on the wrong end of it. Is this true?
Same scenarios on repat every year.
1. Starts in October when they win the Trade Period premiership. Dildodo won it 36 years straight.
2. AFL give them a blockbuster fixture, prime time games, night slots, etc
3. Massive pre-season hype by the Essendon media mafia. Talk them up as this is their year
4. Start well and the media go into overdrive how they're the best thing since sliced bread.
5. They get linked to every gun player for upcoming trade or FA period
6. James Hird gets mentioned in the media
7. They start to lose some games. Media panic mode
8. James Hird gets mentioned in the media
9. They keep losing and miss the 8.
I really like the elegance of there being nine steps in there and what number 9 is.Same scenario on repeat every year.
1. Starts in October when they win the Trade Period premiership. Dildodo won it 36 years straight.
2. AFL give them a blockbuster fixture, prime time games, night slots, etc
3. Massive pre-season hype by the Essendon media mafia. Talk them up as this is their year
4. Start well and the media go into overdrive how they're the best thing since sliced bread.
5. They get linked to every gun player for upcoming trade or FA period
6. James Hird gets mentioned in the media
7. They start to lose some games. Media panic mode
8. James Hird gets mentioned in the media
9. They keep losing and miss the 8.
Difference this year, is Dodo and Sheeds are gone.Same scenario on repeat every year.
1. Starts in October when they win the Trade Period premiership. Dildodo won it 36 years straight.
2. AFL give them a blockbuster fixture, prime time games, night slots, etc
3. Massive pre-season hype by the Essendon media mafia. Talk them up as this is their year
4. Start well and the media go into overdrive how they're the best thing since sliced bread.
5. They get linked to every gun player for upcoming trade or FA period
6. James Hird gets mentioned in the media
7. They start to lose some games. Media panic mode
8. James Hird gets mentioned in the media
9. They keep losing and miss the 8.
"Hello WADA office."
"Hello, I've got a tip about a football club that I think is still doing some sort of drug."
"Which club might that be sir?"
"Essendon"
"That case was closed years ago sir, there's nothing to investigate and no evidence to suspect they're at it again."
"They gave up Massimo D'Ambrosio for the residual salty flavouring left over after you've emptied a packet of chips."
"Yep, They're still on drugs."
After Essendon ate their cheer squad.