Peptides! The *Essendrug Dopers: come smell the bull****! -PART 2

[PenAndPaper]

Here's a list of the Essendon players who played this season who scored fewer Brownlow votes than Massimo D'Ambrosio did this season.

Bryan, Nick
Caddy, Nate
Cox, Nik
Davey, Alwyn
Draper, Sam
Duursma, Xavier
Goldstein, Todd
Gresham, Jade
Guelfi, Matt
Heppell, Dyson
Hind, Nick
Hobbs, Ben
Jones, Harry
Kelly, Jake
Laverde, Jayden
McGrath, Andrew
McKay, Ben
Menzie, Jye
Parish, Darcy
Perkins, Archie
Redman, Mason
Reid, Zach
Ridley, Jordan
Roberts, Archie
Setterfield, Will
Shiel, Dylan
Stringer, Jake
Tsatas, Elijah
Weideman, Sam
Wright, Peter

It's beautiful. That Essendon supporter named Cake would love seeing this

 

[grumbleguts]

The tracks you refer to, David, are in your players forearms.

 

[Brishawk]

Essendon be like…

 

[Leather Poisoning]

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The tracks you refer to, David, are in your players forearms.

"I can assure you" = "I better say something convincing here"
It's a PR fact.