Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

[Steve Dore]

Fair dinkum - Dangerfield could be sitting next to the pope, and some Crows fan would say, "Who's that next to Paddy?"

Some South Australians wonder why Adelaide is called a pissant town yet this is considered news in Adelaide;



I'm fairly certain that pic was not taken at Cafe Brunelli in West Lakes.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Some South Australians wonder why Adelaide is called a pissant town yet this is considered news in Adelaide;

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I'm fairly certain that pic was not taken at Cafe Brunelli in West Lakes.

When will they do the story about me enjoying a wristy at CBD POSH Massage? Is it because I don't play for the camrys?

 

[finbarr]

He's gone. And he's possibly already secretly agreed to terms ala Buddy with the Swans. He'll be a million dollar a season player at least.

 

[Killer Power]

He's gone. And he's possibly already secretly agreed to terms ala Buddy with the Swans. He'll be a million dollar a season player at least.

The melts next year will be delicious. Stock up the pantry with popcorn.

 

[chachi11]

It wont happen, but Dangerfield to the Swans would be epic, purely for the meltdown on AA.

 

[finbarr]

It's naive to think cashed up clubs like Hawthorn, Geelong, even Carlton don't have massive offers on the table behind the scenes already. Especially Geelong with its band of ageing champions nearing retirement.
It'll make the brass band they sent for Boaky look like a kid dinging a triangle in the back corner of music class.

 

[TheArtfulTodger]

He's gone. And he's possibly already secretly agreed to terms ala Buddy with the Swans. He'll be a million dollar a season player at least.

Not necessarily. He is still a restricted free agent which means Adelaide could just match whatever anyone else offers him. Would Adelaide match any crazy offer? I think they will.

 

[finbarr]

Not necessarily. He is still a restricted free agent which means Adelaide could just match whatever anyone else offers him. Would Adelaide match any crazy offer? I think they will.

With Walker and Sloane coming out of contract at the same time?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

With Walker and Sloane coming out of contract at the same time?

And that there's the kicker kids.

 

[Port 2004]

And that there's the kicker kids.

Spot on. Poor list management to have these guys all out of contract at the same time. But the cows are "so professional".

 

[manureid]

When will they do the story about me enjoying a wristy at CBD POSH Massage? Is it because I don't play for the camrys?

How much? Out of interest.....



#graypride

 

[philreich]

He's gone. And he's possibly already secretly agreed to terms ala Buddy with the Swans. He'll be a million dollar a season player at least.

So what does that work out at per wince?

 

[Flash of power]

Dangerfield, Sloane and Walker to Port, and then we play them in the Magpies cos we can't find a spot for all three in our premiership team, would be worth it for the LOL's

 

[DaTBird187]

It wont happen, but Dangerfield to the Swans would be epic, purely for the meltdown on AA.

And Dangerfield's reasoning? "I wanted to reunite with my good friend Kurt."

 

[raman]

It wont happen, but Dangerfield to the Swans would be epic, purely for the meltdown on AA.

AA will melt down no matter where he goes. It'll be Victoria that melts down if he goes to the Swans.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Surely ExpectToWin can do us a Dangerfield exit email to his team mates.

Would be epic IMO.

 

[Garibaldi Red]

AA will melt down no matter where he goes. It'll be Victoria that melts down if he goes to the Swans.

Two for the price of one - epic

#dangerswan

 

[chachi11]

AA will melt down no matter where he goes. It'll be Victoria that melts down if he goes to the Swans.

Eddies head will explode.....
Please make it happen.

 

[johnnysix]

Flicked it over to have a listen last night. It's hard to overestimate the preciousness of the Adelaide supporter callers. Basically asking the media to not talk about a story because it might frighten a player out of signing. Seriously? The venom some of them had towards Rowe for questioning Dangerfield's commitment was crazy. Reeks of desperation. Maybe I have a selective memory but I don't remember a reaction like this from Port supporters when all the talk about Boak was happening.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Flicked it over to have a listen last night. It's hard to overestimate the preciousness of the Adelaide supporter callers. Basically asking the media to not talk about a story because it might frighten a player out of signing. Seriously? The venom some of them had towards Rowe for questioning Dangerfield's commitment was crazy. Reeks of desperation. Maybe I have a selective memory but I don't remember a reaction like this from Port supporters when all the talk about Boak was happening.

I was too busy rocking back and forth nude on the floor saying "please god no" over and over to ring a shit show on a shit station.

 

[chachi11]

Flicked it over to have a listen last night. It's hard to overestimate the preciousness of the Adelaide supporter callers. Basically asking the media to not talk about a story because it might frighten a player out of signing. Seriously? The venom some of them had towards Rowe for questioning Dangerfield's commitment was crazy. Reeks of desperation. Maybe I have a selective memory but I don't remember a reaction like this from Port supporters when all the talk about Boak was happening.

Considering how bad our club got, low attendances, getting smashed every week, it shows the culture of our great club, and willingness to succeed as a group, our players re-signed...

I would guess the camry supporters are feeling uncomfortable re: Clangerfield with their recent departures still fresh in their memories.

 

[ExpectToWin]

Surely ExpectToWin can do us a Dangerfield exit email to his team mates.

Would be epic IMO.

Hey Underlings

What I am about to tell you does not come easy, I mean will not come easy for you.

After a little thought I have decided to make the most out of my Free Agency opportunity and seek to be paid somewhere else.

Here are a few reasons why I have arrived at this decision.

1. I want more money.

2. I don't think you will be able to rise to my level.

3. I'm sick of carrying the team.

4. I am sick of the troll name Clangerfield those nasty nasty Port supporters give me. What is most annoying about this, is I kick the ball perfectly every time but you guys are just not good enough to get on the end of the pass.

5. I no longer want to be loved by the South Australian media because it has just reached embarrassing proportions. Especially Stupid on 5AA.

6. I am starting to struggle with some of Sando's theories on why we will win the flag.

7. Tex is also leaving. I know he hasn't told you yet but he is.

8. The climate here in South Australia is no good for my cat's hay fever.

9. I miss my Mummy.

Best of luck for the future

You're going to need it


Your best player

Lil Paddy

 

[Steve Dore]

"We are a better side without Dangerfield"
Our Sandough, November 2015

Edit: #graypride #whitepower

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Hey Underlings

What I am about to tell you does not come easy, I mean will not come easy for you.

After a little thought I have decided to make the most out of my Free Agency opportunity and seek to be paid somewhere else.

Here are a few reasons why I have arrived at this decision.

1. I want more money.

2. I don't think you will be able to rise to my level.

3. I'm sick of carrying the team.

4. I am sick of the troll name Clangerfield those nasty nasty Port supporters give me. What is most annoying about this, is I kick the ball perfectly every time but you guys are just not good enough to get on the end of the pass.

5. I no longer want to be loved by the South Australian media because it has just reached embarrassing proportions. Especially Stupid on 5AA.

6. I am starting to struggle with some of Sando's theories on why we will win the flag.

7. Tex is also leaving. I know he hasn't told you yet but he is.

8. The climate here in South Australia is no good for my cat's hay fever.

9. I miss my Mummy.

Best of luck for the future

You're going to need it


Your best player

Lil Paddy

Surely he doesn't want a guaranteed 2 clashes with Ollie Wines' shoulder every year

 

[RossFC]

Sando: "Please stay Danger, we are gonna play "Total Football" in 2015!"